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http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shadowl ... vsisd.html

This guy is as delusional as the last one I http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=9530.

Here is a quote telling why.
And I've had enough of the old "Star Wars lasers aren't really lasers" mantra. First, they are lasers, that's why they call them lasers.
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Everyone point and laugh... :roll:
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Darkstar should watch more star wars and carefully observe how the "lasers" behave. Not that it's hard... :roll:
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Yeah, it's like saying that because we call our homeworld Erath, it therefore has no water on it.

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Where do people find these pages? And more importantly, where do such idiots come from?
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Post by Rightous Fist Of Heaven »

*sigh* if i have 5 minutes of spare time tomorrow and absolutely nothing wiser to do, i will quickly educate him. NO ONE, hasnt been stupid enough to actually try and claim that the friggin Akiraprise could nail an ISD.
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"They're lasers because they have 'laser' in the name" seems to be about the only reason trekkies can come up with. I propose that, every time somebody tries to convince people of that, we tell him "Yeah, and Phaser Rifles shoot spinning metal slugs because 'rifles' is in their name" 8)
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Eh...seems like a guy just screwing around playing with thought experiments. He didn't throw out any calculations. I wouldn't say he's stupid so much as he just doesn't take it very seriously.
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The next time a trekkie shoots his mouth off about turbolasers being lasers, I propose we respond with:

"By your logic: phaser is the word laser with a few latters changed. Obviously, it is a laser."
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Post by Darth Garden Gnome »

Bah, just another one coming. I doubt he has even the slightest inkling how powerful Trek or Wars is. He just decided he liked Trek more, look up so old ass ASVS arguments and posted them on his website. Still he could use a crash course in "lasers"......
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Post by Kurgan »

In the TOS original pilot "The Cage" Captain Pike and co use "hand lasers."

So Trek uses "lasers" as well. Too bad they're nothing like the "lasers" of Star Wars either way.
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I think that these people must reproduce in some sort of strange large scale version of cell division....because damn....there is no way they are ever getting laid....
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Darth Servo wrote:Where do people find these pages? And more importantly, where do such idiots come from?
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Keevan_Colton wrote:
Darth Servo wrote:Where do people find these pages? And more importantly, where do such idiots come from?
The bottom of my sock drawer....one of these days I'll clean the fungus out of it.... :wink: :lol:
No, thats where Adarx and co came from. :D This scmuck came from Dorkstar's cloning facility. :mrgreen: Lets just hope he doesn't figure out how to breed. ;)
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Subnormal wrote: Here is a quote telling why.
And I've had enough of the old "Star Wars lasers aren't really lasers" mantra. First, they are lasers, that's why they call them lasers.
Laughable.
Well humanity likes to call most energy weapons or continuously beams of
whatever a ???-laser. Even if the weapon/tool has little common with a
real laser. water laser , sound laser , electro laser are good examples.
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Post by Crazy_Vasey »

It doesn't really matter what the fuck they are they still give 200 gigatons of pain to their target. That's game over to any trek ship I've seen.
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for the laseres argument ask the trektards them why is the stuff in pencils called lead when its actually a graphite-clay mixture
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I guess he is the Kind that says sidewinder missles are snakes with rockets attach to them. and Vulcan cannons actualy fire Spock. :roll: This guy really has to get his head out of his ass. whats more I still see this kind of stuff all over the internet :cry:
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Another problem, the Enterprise's lasers could very well have the same firepower as a turbo laser. As Ben is so fond of pointing out, the Viper in Battlestar Galactica is armed with Turbolasers. The technology, and what we can do with it, differs within reason in each universe.
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FettKyle wrote:I guess he is the Kind that says sidewinder missles are snakes with rockets attach to them. and Vulcan cannons actualy fire Spock. :roll: This guy really has to get his head out of his ass. whats more I still see this kind of stuff all over the internet :cry:
I see it in real life. :x
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The best we can do is ignore them.
you can ignore one but you can not ingore 2 and above.
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FettKyle wrote:
The best we can do is ignore them.
you can ignore one but you can not ingore 2 and above.
It's hard, but not impossible to ignore upwards of 50 or more retards.
Just grab a gun, lock and load, grab some beer, and BAM!
50 dead retards.
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Since we're bringing the prequil into account, why not bring the Phantom Menace into this. The Trade Federation droid ships were pretty much a non issue. While they're conceivably a match for the 22nd century Enterprise, the 23rd-24th century Enterprises wouldn't have a problem with them, and noone seems to care enough to argue. Queen Amidala's ship was unarmed, and their best advantage was speed. And the Republic Cruiser was blown to shrapnel in the first fifteen minutes. That's pretty much the only ships we saw in The Phantom Menace. Again, we'll have to wait for the rest of the trilogy to compare grounds.
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It's really surprising that the page is readable. I expected much more spelling errors. I figured his fingers would be slipping from all the jizz on the keyboard from his little wankfest.
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