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Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-01-23 03:15pm

c3po
r2d2

vs

the alpha quadrant.

fight!

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2003-01-23 03:23pm

Not that we should humour you or anything...

But...

Moments after declaring war, the bridge panels of several federation starships explode in a shower of sparks. After sustaining light casualties, the federation negotiates a truce with R2-D2, who shrewdly bargains to give them C-3PO for research in exchange for the right to plug into anything he wants with that little electronic dildo of his, especially when he 'needs some'.

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2003-01-23 03:25pm

On that note, am I the only one who thinks that R2-D2 looks like a giant space dildo, complete with random sex toy attachments? You just KNOW Jabba REALLY wanted R2 just to keep his wife out of his...umm...hair.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-01-23 03:28pm

absolutely. they mention that in the spoof script of ep3, as well. amidala and r2 get it on.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-01-23 03:29pm

Thats just wrong...

Jabba's wife AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

*has a mental breakdown at the image of R2 and Jabba's hutt wife*

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-01-23 03:32pm

well, technically, hutts are genderchanging. self impregnating, I think, too.

and wouldnt the feddies want to be diplomatic? which c3 is good at?

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2003-01-23 03:36pm

Enforcer Talen wrote:well, technically, hutts are genderchanging. self impregnating, I think, too.

and wouldnt the feddies want to be diplomatic? which c3 is good at?

The concept is dumb, frankly. I think 'sex toy' R2 and 'industrial scrap' C-3 is as good as we have any right to expect.

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