Who's the Stupidest SOB alive?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 2002-09-07 07:23pm

Why wasn't the creator of the Star Wars Holiday Special nominated for this poll??

Ender · Post by **Ender** » 2002-09-07 08:31pm

Commander LeoRo wrote:Why wasn't the creator of the Star Wars Holiday Special nominated for this poll??

And for that matter, why aren't you a choice?

TheDarkling · Post by **TheDarkling** » 2002-09-07 08:33pm

Commander LeoRo wrote:Why wasn't the creator of the Star Wars Holiday Special nominated for this poll??

That wasnt stupid it was evil.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-09-07 09:18pm

Robert Walper wrote:Isn't this the wrong board for this thread? This thread is "Star Wars vs Star Trek"...the thread doesn't seem to be related directly to that.

All of these people are either from SW or ST, or they frequently debate the issue. When you break it down, it is clearly SW vs. ST.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2002-09-07 11:49pm

Darkstar, B&B, or Jar Jar... so much idiocy, only one choice... Which one pertains the most to my life? Darkstar! Darkstar it is...

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-09-08 02:09am

Right now, RSA is in the lead by quite some margin, having as many votes as the next two competitors combined. Despite a slow start, Graham Kennedy is making a comeback, and is gaining rapidly on Jar Jar. Captain Archer seems to have fallen well behind in the race, but his creators are doing reasonably well for themselves with a respectable portion of the votes, thus far.

Angelicus · Post by **Angelicus** » 2002-09-08 11:50am

Jar jar = can actually be funny if you let him

GK = and be ignored and while he should be shot for that infantile story of his, his site is good for visuals of StarTrek ships.

B&B = I like parts of DS9 but hated Voyager for the most part. Their latest, Enterprise, I actually like as Scifi and have yet to see true, unresolved conflicts with ST continuity.

Captain Archer = well he is a Space Cowboy, stubburn yet willing to admit he was wrong after the fact. And at least he doesn't have that PrimeDirective excuse, but he may be the one to come up with it.

DarkStar

= well, he does occasionally have a good idea, but he always falls short of properly defending them.

so I would have to with.... DarkStar for refusing to admit when he is wrong.

Ender · Post by **Ender** » 2002-09-08 12:06pm

I should point out that Jar Jar is actually a blessing, as he is the one who helped Palpatine turn the sniveling Republic into the Mighty Empire.

Every fool has his uses.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2002-09-08 12:26pm

Also it was very funny to watch Jar-Jar get kicked in the goolies (or where they would be if he was human) in TPM

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2002-09-08 02:34pm

When'd that happen?

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2002-09-08 02:36pm

In Watto's junk shop when JJB sets the pit droid off. As he picks it up Aniken says "Hey! Hit the nose". At the "Hey" JJB turns towards Aniken and the pitdroid gives him a swift kick to the nuts.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2002-09-08 02:39pm

2000AD wrote:In Watto's junk shop when JJB sets the pit droid off. As he picks it up Aniken says "Hey! Hit the nose". At the "Hey" JJB turns towards Aniken and the pitdroid gives him a swift kick to the nuts.

He also got them "rung" when he landed on the hovertank's barrel.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-09-08 02:47pm

2000AD wrote:In Watto's junk shop when JJB sets the pit droid off. As he picks it up Aniken says "Hey! Hit the nose". At the "Hey" JJB turns towards Aniken and the pitdroid gives him a swift kick to the nuts.

Unfortunately, he never seems to react to that blow, other than moving his groin fractionally. It was still funny, despite the lack of anguished cries. And when he got rung, he really felt that one.

Admiral Drason · Post by **Admiral Drason** » 2002-09-08 03:11pm

Master of Ossus wrote:
2000AD wrote:In Watto's junk shop when JJB sets the pit droid off. As he picks it up Aniken says "Hey! Hit the nose". At the "Hey" JJB turns towards Aniken and the pitdroid gives him a swift kick to the nuts.
Unfortunately, he never seems to react to that blow, other than moving his groin fractionally. It was still funny, despite the lack of anguished cries. And when he got rung, he really felt that one.

That could mean that jar jar was castrated when he was banished from Auto gunga.

Or that just means Gungans dont have reproductive organs in the same plave as humans.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2002-09-08 03:14pm

Just out of intrest, who'd like to see the other people in this poll get kicked in the nuts?

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2002-09-08 03:36pm

Admiral Drason wrote: That could mean that jar jar was castrated when he was banished from Auto gunga. Or that just means Gungans dont have reproductive organs in the same plave as humans.

They are aquatic and perhaps amphibian. Maybe they breed like frogs?

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-09-08 03:46pm

Admiral Drason wrote:
Master of Ossus wrote:
2000AD wrote:In Watto's junk shop when JJB sets the pit droid off. As he picks it up Aniken says "Hey! Hit the nose". At the "Hey" JJB turns towards Aniken and the pitdroid gives him a swift kick to the nuts.
Unfortunately, he never seems to react to that blow, other than moving his groin fractionally. It was still funny, despite the lack of anguished cries. And when he got rung, he really felt that one.
That could mean that jar jar was castrated when he was banished from Auto gunga. Or that just means Gungans dont have reproductive organs in the same plave as humans.

No, he was kicked before he landed on the AAT cannon. He reacted strongly to being dropped on the AAT cannon, but not to being kicked. This is evidence that he either has extremely small genitalia (that the kick could miss entirely, but that landing on the AAT cannon did not miss), or that he he grew genitalia there between his adventure on Tatooine and his return to Naboo.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2002-09-08 05:37pm

Master of Ossus wrote:
Admiral Drason wrote:
Master of Ossus wrote: Unfortunately, he never seems to react to that blow, other than moving his groin fractionally. It was still funny, despite the lack of anguished cries. And when he got rung, he really felt that one.
That could mean that jar jar was castrated when he was banished from Auto gunga. Or that just means Gungans dont have reproductive organs in the same plave as humans.
No, he was kicked before he landed on the AAT cannon. He reacted strongly to being dropped on the AAT cannon, but not to being kicked. This is evidence that he either has extremely small genitalia (that the kick could miss entirely, but that landing on the AAT cannon did not miss), or that he he grew genitalia there between his adventure on Tatooine and his return to Naboo.

Well being made a General might make you grow a set.

Robert Walper · Post by **Robert Walper** » 2002-09-09 04:45am

I never in my worst nightmares imagined a thread talking about Jar Jar's groin characteristics. Now I have seen...er...read it all.

LOL

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-09-09 02:02pm

DarkStar.

B&B get an honourable mention for fucking up Star Trek.

Jack Chick isn't just stupid, he's evil. He's one of those "Jews burn in Hell, Catholics are Satanists, science and modern culture is the agent of the Devil" brand of Fundie. He does more damage to modern Christianity than anyone else.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2002-09-09 04:43pm

I now wish i'd voted for Darkstar instead of B&B. If you've been keeping up with the Ban Darkstar thread you'll know why. If not then lets have a look at DS's last post aimed at Mike Wong:

"GO AHEAD AND BAN ME THEN, YA BIG PUSSY!"

Whoops!

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2002-09-09 05:32pm

2000AD wrote:I now wish i'd voted for Darkstar instead of B&B. If you've been keeping up with the Ban Darkstar thread you'll know why. If not then lets have a look at DS's last post aimed at Mike Wong:

"GO AHEAD AND BAN ME THEN, YA BIG PUSSY!"

Whoops!

Ah man, I think I want to take back a couple of votes.

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