What if... Berman & Braga obtain Star Wars license???

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2002-09-06 11:58pm

Darth Yoshi wrote:That was scary. By the black hells of the Sith, SMITE THIS HORRID IDEA!!!!

I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2002-09-07 12:04am

Dave? Where'd that come from? My name isn't Dave.

Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2002-09-07 12:05am

Darth Yoshi wrote:Dave? Where'd that come from? My name isn't Dave.

2001 A Space Oddessey

Duh

TheDarkling · Post by **TheDarkling** » 2002-09-07 12:13am

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2002-09-07 01:39am

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Mission: Divert attention from original topic.
Status: Diversion successful.

As the users watch in confusion, Crayz9000 fades back into the mists...

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2002-09-07 06:33am

Crayz9000 wrote:What? But I liked Portal! I mean, Graham Kennedy is one of the greatest fanfic authors to exist, next to PAUL JACQUES H.JR. They're the heights to which all Star Trek fanfiction writers aspire to.

AAARGH!!! It is the Mod of evil! Slay him forthwith!

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2002-09-07 11:33am

Eleas wrote:AAARGH!!! It is the Mod of evil! Slay him forthwith!

Muhahaha.

*engages Phase Cloak and raises Navigational Deflectors*

Vendetta · Post by **Vendetta** » 2002-09-07 01:19pm

Wasnt this ->

Star Wars: First Contact
A Yuuzhan Vong **cube** arrived on Coruscant, get busted by Star Destroyers and Frigates, but seconds before exploding, it launched a **Vong sphere** that could travel back in time. The sphere then travelled back in time into pre-Republic era to kill Jeffrey Cochrane and destroy his first hyperdrive starship, thus preventing >aarghh< first contact between the human and the Chiss.

crossbred with this ->

Star Wars: Voyager
The new Intrepid-Class Star Destroyer, the ISD Voyager, under the command of Admiral Dalaa, was transported to other galaxy due to a freak accident, with some Maquis, er, Rebels abroad. The Imperials and the Rebels decided to cooperate and work together to get back to their own galaxy. Dalaa even appointed a Rebel as her first officer (Chakotay Antilles).

Oh, and Dalaa is played by KATE MULGREW.

for the story of Truce at Bakura anyway? (only without the excess Mulgrew)

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2002-09-07 01:37pm

Vendetta wrote:Wasnt this ->

Star Wars: First Contact
A Yuuzhan Vong **cube** arrived on Coruscant, get busted by Star Destroyers and Frigates, but seconds before exploding, it launched a **Vong sphere** that could travel back in time. The sphere then travelled back in time into pre-Republic era to kill Jeffrey Cochrane and destroy his first hyperdrive starship, thus preventing >aarghh< first contact between the human and the Chiss.
crossbred with this ->

Star Wars: Voyager
The new Intrepid-Class Star Destroyer, the ISD Voyager, under the command of Admiral Dalaa, was transported to other galaxy due to a freak accident, with some Maquis, er, Rebels abroad. The Imperials and the Rebels decided to cooperate and work together to get back to their own galaxy. Dalaa even appointed a Rebel as her first officer (Chakotay Antilles).

Oh, and Dalaa is played by KATE MULGREW.
for the story of Truce at Bakura anyway? (only without the excess Mulgrew)

I'm looking forward to the episode of Star Wars: Voyager where they
introduce Padamé of 9 in her skin tight easily tearable white body suit.

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2002-09-07 02:45pm

Crayz9000 wrote:
Eleas wrote:AAARGH!!! It is the Mod of evil! Slay him forthwith!
Muhahaha.

*engages Phase Cloak and raises Navigational Deflectors*

And, upon seing this final trekkie heresy, God-Emperor Eleas realized that there was nothing left to save. Focusing the power of his mind, Eleas struck at his nemesis, blasting him with cleansing psychic energy as powerful as the sun itself. CrayZ, once the mightiest of the Moderators, vanished in a flare of unutterable heat and was gone from the sight of men.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2002-09-07 02:49pm

Eleas wrote:And, upon seing this final trekkie heresy, God-Emperor Eleas realized that there was nothing left to save. Focusing the power of his mind, Eleas struck at his nemesis, blasting him with cleansing psychic energy as powerful as the sun itself. CrayZ, once the mightiest of the Moderators, vanished in a flare of unutterable heat and was gone from the sight of men.

[Evil Henchman] Ow! It's hot down here! I'm still alive down here, you know. Someone, help me! Oh, good, here's that secret exit I designed in. Hullo, why are you pointing that gun at me? No, please don't shoot! No! YOU SHOT ME! Aargh! [/Evil Henchman]

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2002-09-07 07:56pm

Crayz9000 wrote: [Evil Henchman] Ow! It's hot down here! I'm still alive down here, you know. Someone, help me! Oh, good, here's that secret exit I designed in. Hullo, why are you pointing that gun at me? No, please don't shoot! No! YOU SHOT ME! Aargh! [/Evil Henchman]

Meanwhile, I'm spending the rest of Eternity locked up inside the Golden Throne.

Sounds like it would suck, I grant you, but compare that to debating Shadow in the other thread, and, well, my choice was an easy one.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2002-09-10 10:50pm

Mr. B

The raging mob of star wars fans will storm their houses and tear them apart. Or I will kill them myself.

Mr. b , I think you might have gone too far in saying this, the wrong person will see it and take you seriously.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-09-10 10:53pm

NF_Utvol wrote:
Mr. B

The raging mob of star wars fans will storm their houses and tear them apart. Or I will kill them myself.
Mr. b , I think you might have gone too far in saying this, the wrong person will see it and take you seriously.

Awww, aren't you the little pansy.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2002-09-11 07:47am

A little pansy huh. No, I just have enough sense to know that you dont threaten peoples lives, even on a BBS, as that can get you in some deep s***

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » 2002-09-11 05:36pm

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote: with DarkStar as technical advisor.

The good part is, they wouldn't listen to him anyway...

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » 2002-09-11 05:37pm

NF_Utvol wrote:A little pansy huh. No, I just have enough sense to know that you dont threaten peoples lives, even on a BBS, as that can get you in some deep s***

Yep, a pansy...

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2002-09-11 07:47pm

Ok, since when does saying that threatening peoples lives isnt a good idea make someone a pansy?

Ender · Post by **Ender** » 2002-09-11 11:27pm

Well, it was obviously a wisecrack, but you arre getting all worried about it so yeah, pansy.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2002-09-11 11:36pm

1. I know it was a wisecrack.
2. Im not worried about it.
3. I was just saying that it might be a good idea not to threaten someones life, you never know who might see this, be it law enforcement, brannon or braga (however unlikely), or just a stool pigeon who has no sense of humor.

Now, since I had that cleared up, i am not a pansy. And this will be my last reply, and the end to my argument, as I have much better things to do than argue a moot point with someone I have never seen before and most likely will never see.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-12 08:50am

I was just saying that it might be a good idea not to threaten someones life, you never know who might see this, be it law enforcement, brannon or braga (however unlikely), or just a stool pigeon who has no sense of humor.

Like Osama we have at least 20% of the board which does not live in the US meaning they can threaten you/anyone else all they want as long as its not send to you personal

IE a threat on a message board is moot so if I say

NF_Utvol I will kill you! Drink your blood in honor of my dark god! Then rap your extended famaily and drink thier blood to FOR SATAN!

In most places that would be arestable offense but in eighteen US states unless you happen to be in the same state I'm in you can't touch me for posting it in public or even saying it on TV(Though not national TV like Cable channels) or on the Radio or posting it here on the message board

And if I was outside of the US you could not touch me no matter WHAT state your in

Anyway thats Bean's Lesson in Law today read chapters six and seven in how to get away with murder and right a report about it due next week

Ender · Post by **Ender** » 2002-09-12 11:29am

NF_Utvol wrote:Now, since I had that cleared up, i am not a pansy. And this will be my last reply, and the end to my argument, as I have much better things to do than argue a moot point with someone I have never seen before and most likely will never see.

Backing out of the debate, eh?

Pansy.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2002-09-15 02:33am

Ender,

Sigh, Its impossible to even end an argument when one of the parties making juvenile and baseless acusations that hold absolutely no substance to an argument....namely, in this case, you.

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2002-09-15 10:22am

Nobody wrote:
Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote: with DarkStar as technical advisor.
The good part is, they wouldn't listen to him anyway...

I'm not very sure about it. We are talking about Berman & Braga, ain't we?

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-09-15 09:12pm

Well, the people at B&B are oblivious to logic, but DarkStar is at their intellectual level, so they'll listen to him.

DS: Remember, make SW as weak as possible so I can actually win an argument!

B&B employees (in unison): Yes, almighty master.