{NEWS}Dorkstar to be Smaked Down on Friday!

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2002-09-10 12:31am

Hi, I am Stuart Mackey for the ASVS..err umm SD.Net News, and we are pleased to announce that Lord Wong will, on Friday, issue the first salvo of the Imperial Smackdown on Darkstar. This event will, according to latest information, take place at the glorious birth place of Wars vs Trek, and former stomping ground of Lord Wong, ASVS.

Mike Wong wrote: I see you're going to fuck around with debate conditions until the end
of time in order to make sure this doesn't happen. Very well, I will
unilaterally start this debate without agreeing to your unreasonable
terms since you refuse to agree to my counter-terms. You can bitch about
your debate conditions until you're blue in the face but it won't
matter. I intend to post to the newsgroup this Friday at midnight EST
(not your ridiculous start time of noon GMT which is actually 8AM in my
timezone; that is completely unreasonable). I expect your reply within
four days (yes, four; unlike you, I actually have a life to maintain). I
will discuss your mindlessly anti-scientific Death Star claims, but only
AFTER demolishing your ridiculous attempts to misrepresent Star Wars'
continuity policy. And if you don't like it, too bad because I'm firing
the first salvo off this Friday and that's the way it goes. I'm sick of
your delay tactics.

This was Stuart Mackey for SD.Net News

*SD.Net News is a wholey owned subidiary of ASVS Press, and dont you bloody well forget it.}

Akira · Post by **Akira** » 2002-09-10 12:39am

This will be a good chance for a big laugh. (at both sides I think)

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-09-10 12:47am

Excellent. I have a feeling that DarkStar is about to be reduced to more flaming trollish crap.

SPOOFE · Post by **SPOOFE** » 2002-09-10 01:51am

Good luck getting a straight answer. Remember... this guy doesn't know how to debate. He knows how to make noise, but he doesn't know how to debate.

Darkstar'd be a good politician... he's mastered the art of dodging, and he obviously believes that there's no such thing as bad publicity.

Bob McDob · Post by **Bob McDob** » 2002-09-10 02:04am

SB Press 0\/\/|\|2 j00, by07<h.

http://kier.3dfrontier.com/forums/showt ... 301&t=8641

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2002-09-10 02:14am

Bob McDob wrote:SB Press 0\/\/|\|2 j00, by07<h.

http://kier.3dfrontier.com/forums/showt ... 301&t=8641

Scooped by Gum!

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-09-10 02:58am

So who does the PPV fees go to?

Is it true that Bubba & Ben the Gammorian tag team will be on hand to take care of Darkstar afterwords?

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2002-09-10 05:45am

THe Yosemite Bear wrote:So who does the PPV fees go to?

Is it true that Bubba & Ben the Gammorian tag team will be on hand to take care of Darkstar afterwords?

Yup, and they are brining their BBQ as well to deal with the remains.

Ender · Post by **Ender** » 2002-09-10 06:04am

Are we going to get a copy posted here?

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2002-09-10 06:15am

Ender wrote:Are we going to get a copy posted here?

Yes, or you can read it direct on ASVS.

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2002-09-10 08:51pm

Man, fuck Darkstar and those whiners at spacebattles. They act like god damn elitists at times. I hope Mike Wong rips him three new assholes this side of saturday and takes a rest on sunday just to keep the creationists quiet. He had it coming to him and now he's gonna get it. All the people on Darkstar's side dont' know the whole issue and won't be bothered by enlightenment. GO WONG GO!!! ¤§¤

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2002-09-10 08:53pm

Dark Star is cowering and hiding, screaming and bitching on ASVS right now. It won't effect whether the first salvo goes off or not, but it may mean he may never reply.

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2002-09-10 09:02pm

Someone might slug me for this, but how do I get over to the ASVSABCXYZ boards?

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2002-09-10 09:25pm

DG_Cal_Wright wrote:Someone might slug me for this, but how do I get over to the ASVSABCXYZ boards?

*Sigh* ASVS {alt.startrek.vs.starwars} is a newsgroup on usenet. You can access usenet from a news reader like X-News or Outlook express

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-09-10 09:27pm

SirNitram wrote:Dark Star is cowering and hiding, screaming and bitching on ASVS right now. It won't effect whether the first salvo goes off or not, but it may mean he may never reply.

Anyone on ASVS can easily read what actually happened here. It's not like DarkStar is going to win any battles by running off to them with his tail between his legs.

Bob McDob · Post by **Bob McDob** » 2002-09-10 09:28pm

DG_Cal_Wright wrote:Someone might slug me for this, but how do I get over to the ASVSABCXYZ boards?

Google is your friend:

http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&q ... arch&meta=

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2002-09-10 09:31pm

Master of Ossus wrote:
SirNitram wrote:Dark Star is cowering and hiding, screaming and bitching on ASVS right now. It won't effect whether the first salvo goes off or not, but it may mean he may never reply.
Anyone on ASVS can easily read what actually happened here. It's not like DarkStar is going to win any battles by running off to them with his tail between his legs.

Let me assure you, ASVS has delt with this little fuck previously, and he has the same rep there as here.

Ender · Post by **Ender** » 2002-09-11 11:13pm

"Actually, Mike has already conceded the debate. " - DarkStar

that is almost sigworthy in its stupidity.

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2002-09-12 12:44am

No. it IS sig worthy. Concession accepted.

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2002-09-15 11:19pm

Mike Wong wrote: I see you're going to fuck around with debate conditions until the end
of time in order to make sure this doesn't happen. Very well, I will
unilaterally start this debate without agreeing to your unreasonable
terms since you refuse to agree to my counter-terms. You can bitch about
your debate conditions until you're blue in the face but it won't
matter. I intend to post to the newsgroup this Friday at midnight EST
(not your ridiculous start time of noon GMT which is actually 8AM in my
timezone; that is completely unreasonable). I expect your reply within
four days (yes, four; unlike you, I actually have a life to maintain). I
will discuss your mindlessly anti-scientific Death Star claims, but only
AFTER demolishing your ridiculous attempts to misrepresent Star Wars'
continuity policy. And if you don't like it, too bad because I'm firing
the first salvo off this Friday and that's the way it goes. I'm sick of
your delay tactics.

Seriously, I have no idea what to say about this.

I was about to say, "May The Force be with Mike", but then I realized that it wouldn't change the slightest damn thing even if all Force in the universe choose to side with DarkStar.

I was about to say, "Good luck, Mike", but then I realized that it will be as redundant as saying 'good luck' to GODZILLA when he is about to fight BAMBI.

So I guess I'll say:

FINISH HIM, MIKE!

Have NO mercy on this asshole.

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-09-15 11:29pm

[quote="THe Yosemite Bear"]So who does the PPV fees go to?[quote]

The Anti-Troll Jihad! So we can deal with the next poor moron.