DW's Terrible Swift Sword

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-09-16 01:55am

Ok, Somehow my sleep deprived brain is starting to have Wong's debate with Darkstar intermixing with Battle Hyme of the Republic,

can anyone possilbly come up with verses, as well?

Kynes · Post by **Kynes** » 2002-09-16 03:24am

THe Yosemite Bear wrote:Ok, Somehow my sleep deprived brain is starting to have Wong's debate with Darkstar intermixing with Battle Hyme of the Republic,

can anyone possilbly come up with verses, as well?

It is pretty sweet, I must say. So sweet that I couldn't resist these message boards any longer, at least, not much longer.

Is DarkStar really the only Trekkie wank left around here? It's a little tough to gauge, given that most of the top threads are about him. I notice my little biography has garnered some attention. So happy. I just know that each and every one of us has a great deal of warmth in our heart for Scooter and I am glad we can now express that.

Hey, side question: is there any reason Scooter keeps making up names for every argument? So like a Creationist. "Direct Energy Theorists claim this," but "The Superlaser Effect counters with this." Naming your own arguments is a prime sign of long-advanced mental disease and untreated syphilis. Remember I said that.

Kamakazie Sith · Post by **Kamakazie Sith** » 2002-09-16 04:15am

Kynes wrote:
THe Yosemite Bear wrote:Ok, Somehow my sleep deprived brain is starting to have Wong's debate with Darkstar intermixing with Battle Hyme of the Republic,

can anyone possilbly come up with verses, as well?
It is pretty sweet, I must say. So sweet that I couldn't resist these message boards any longer, at least, not much longer.

Is DarkStar really the only Trekkie wank left around here? It's a little tough to gauge, given that most of the top threads are about him. I notice my little biography has garnered some attention. So happy. I just know that each and every one of us has a great deal of warmth in our heart for Scooter and I am glad we can now express that.

Hey, side question: is there any reason Scooter keeps making up names for every argument? So like a Creationist. "Direct Energy Theorists claim this," but "The Superlaser Effect counters with this." Naming your own arguments is a prime sign of long-advanced mental disease and untreated syphilis. Remember I said that.

If trekkie wank is the term used to describe rabid fanatic trekkie...than yes he is the only vocal one that is left but I'm sure there are more lurking in the shadows.

Romulan_nemesis · Post by **Romulan_nemesis** » 2002-09-16 07:15pm

Kynes wrote:
THe Yosemite Bear wrote:Ok, Somehow my sleep deprived brain is starting to have Wong's debate with Darkstar intermixing with Battle Hyme of the Republic,

can anyone possilbly come up with verses, as well?
It is pretty sweet, I must say. So sweet that I couldn't resist these message boards any longer, at least, not much longer.

Is DarkStar really the only Trekkie wank left around here? It's a little tough to gauge, given that most of the top threads are about him. I notice my little biography has garnered some attention. So happy. I just know that each and every one of us has a great deal of warmth in our heart for Scooter and I am glad we can now express that.

Hey, side question: is there any reason Scooter keeps making up names for every argument? So like a Creationist. "Direct Energy Theorists claim this," but "The Superlaser Effect counters with this." Naming your own arguments is a prime sign of long-advanced mental disease and untreated syphilis. Remember I said that.

I'm a trekkie. Wank is another story...

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-09-16 07:27pm

Greetings Mr. Kynes.

Actually I am so sick of the STGODs that I am considering forming the Star Police, and letting single writers play the Marshals....

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-09-16 09:14pm

Romulan_nemesis wrote:
Kynes wrote:
THe Yosemite Bear wrote:Ok, Somehow my sleep deprived brain is starting to have Wong's debate with Darkstar intermixing with Battle Hyme of the Republic,

can anyone possilbly come up with verses, as well?
It is pretty sweet, I must say. So sweet that I couldn't resist these message boards any longer, at least, not much longer.

Is DarkStar really the only Trekkie wank left around here? It's a little tough to gauge, given that most of the top threads are about him. I notice my little biography has garnered some attention. So happy. I just know that each and every one of us has a great deal of warmth in our heart for Scooter and I am glad we can now express that.

Hey, side question: is there any reason Scooter keeps making up names for every argument? So like a Creationist. "Direct Energy Theorists claim this," but "The Superlaser Effect counters with this." Naming your own arguments is a prime sign of long-advanced mental disease and untreated syphilis. Remember I said that.
I'm a trekkie. Wank is another story...

By, "Trekkie", I think Kynes meant "Rabid Trekkie". Insteado f banning DarkStar, let's see how long ti takes for him to concede. According to calculations, it will take about 1E38 joules of energy to break his wall fo ignorance. Using his MUM theory, we can take that numbeer down to some rediculouisly low number, using technobabble.

I think

Smalleyjedi · Post by **Smalleyjedi** » 2002-09-16 10:01pm

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the lord, he is trampling out the victories with his terrible swift sword, ............his glory marches on.

I think I got those three lines right, but that one i left out slips my mind.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-09-17 02:28am

The original is:

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord
He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored
He has loosed the fateful lightening of His terrible swift sword
His truth is marching on.
Chorus
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
His truth is marching on.

I have seen Him in the watch-fires of a hundred circling camps
They have builded Him an altar in the evening dews and damps
l can read His righteous sentence by the dim and flaring lamps
His day is marching on.

there are three more verses but they get more christian, but the first two were the ones I was taught in school.

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2002-09-17 09:42am

Romulan_nemesis wrote:
Kynes wrote:
THe Yosemite Bear wrote:Ok, Somehow my sleep deprived brain is starting to have Wong's debate with Darkstar intermixing with Battle Hyme of the Republic,

can anyone possilbly come up with verses, as well?
It is pretty sweet, I must say. So sweet that I couldn't resist these message boards any longer, at least, not much longer.

Is DarkStar really the only Trekkie wank left around here? It's a little tough to gauge, given that most of the top threads are about him. I notice my little biography has garnered some attention. So happy. I just know that each and every one of us has a great deal of warmth in our heart for Scooter and I am glad we can now express that.

Hey, side question: is there any reason Scooter keeps making up names for every argument? So like a Creationist. "Direct Energy Theorists claim this," but "The Superlaser Effect counters with this." Naming your own arguments is a prime sign of long-advanced mental disease and untreated syphilis. Remember I said that.
I'm a trekkie. Wank is another story...

There be no killing on my watch~Mr Bean

Ender · Post by **Ender** » 2002-09-17 08:35pm

Kynes wrote:untreated syphilis.

Impossible, as it is based on the assumption that he did at one point, get laid.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-09-17 08:57pm

Ender wrote:
Kynes wrote:untreated syphilis.
Impossible, as it is based on the assumption that [Darkstar] did at one point, get laid.

Don't count that possibility out. There are many species besides humans which would probably not be capable of dialing 911 and avoiding his advances.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-09-17 09:05pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Ender wrote:
Kynes wrote:untreated syphilis.
Impossible, as it is based on the assumption that [Darkstar] did at one point, get laid.
Don't count that possibility out. There are many species besides humans which would probably not be capable of dialing 911 and avoiding his advances.

True, and being a goatfucker for example would go quite a ways to explaining his STDs, among other things.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2002-09-17 09:43pm

Actually, his mother could have passed the syphilis to him by birth...

I suggest this namely because not even a goat would even remotly want to be with him...

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2002-09-17 11:15pm

Singuler Quartet wrote:Actually, his mother could have passed the syphilis to him by birth...

I suggest this namely because not even a goat would even remotly want to be with him...

Maybe it was a dead goat?

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-09-17 11:16pm

Tsyroc wrote: Maybe it was a dead goat?

That's bad times.

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2002-09-17 11:35pm

In the words of the ancient ASVS proverb:

He's a crack smoking donkey fucker

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-09-18 12:47am

Singuler Quartet wrote:Actually, his mother could have passed the syphilis to him by birth...

I suggest this namely because not even a goat would even remotly want to be with him...

Like Superbad ass Samuria Miamoto Musashi, thus his wild hair (He never shaved it in samuria fashion to hide the syphilus scars).

Or we could be talking something really sick like Fredrich Neizche boinking his own sister....

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