SW VS ST: The Twisted Battle for Earth!

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How twisted is Bean?

Twisted? He's a Normal Joe
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SW VS ST: The Twisted Battle for Earth!

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TWISTED is the name of the game gentelmen and thats just what this senarior is!

Here is the set up

The year is 20, 20, 20 AD or about a week before Voyager Arives Back home

Kirk has been thrown back in time agian and seeing the utter idoicy present in modern day Trek disgues himself and Runs for Preisdent

On the day before the Election he reivles he is infact the Legendary Captian Kirk and he wins in a landslide with 98% of the vote and declares he is going to clean out Starfleet

Admiral Paris terrifed that people will relise that most of SF High Command are Mail Boys who black-mailed thier way to the top Rebels taking the E-D with Picard though Riker stays behind, The Defianit was also stolen along with an assorted number of SF ships most tending towards the high end of Power, 61 in Total

Heres were we get twisted :D

Of those 61 Ships inculding the ED and Defiant 35 Romluan War-Birds which the Fedds arm with Q-Torps

Now then as Kirk hears of all this he recalls as many ships as possible to deal with the Threat but is only able to get Eight Defiant Class ships as assorted low end ships roughly fourty in number plus two Sovirgens for a total of 53 lets say


Now then Hearing of this chance for battle 200 Strong Klingon Ships Join the Die Kirk Side eager to pay that bastard back after kicking thier rear for so many times want to give some back

Now then the Enterpise-Nil is present but is not part of the Fight because SF can't attack it because if they beat Kirk they have to kick his rear onto the ship and send them back in time to be safe

However Kirk knows this and trys to expolite it
So basicly the Ent-Nil is in *riped shirt mode as the Evil Feddys can't attack it though he does not have time to re-arm it so its using its normal weapons, Also Kirk is not on the ship but rather on the ground sporting a straping Sweater given to him by a young child(Acutal Q in disgues) with special Kevelar Fibers in it so it can't be riped :D

Now heres where we get twised if this was not already twisted enough

Q splits the time line so he can observer the battle fought twice

The first is as above but the second....

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The second Fight there are two slight Changes... First of Through an Unholy cermony involing Data's Cat a jar of Whisky and two dozen Twinkys summons forth the Spirit of Grand Admiral Thrawn to lead there fleet into battle aginst Kirk

To balance this out Q gives Kirk a Vic Class ISD

SO WHO WINS in Both senarior A and B?

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You bored Bean? :twisted:

Well one could say that but then agian I'm trying to construct intresting fights here people would pay money to watch~Mr Bean
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Trelane, a small Gorn child and Balok come to see the action and win by default when the war is postponed due to.. rain.
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Bean,

I really wish you would stop raiding my discarded drafts of Star Crossed, there are reasons why I dumped the scenario from my story.... :wink:
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I really wish you would stop raiding my discarded drafts of Star Crossed, there are reasons why I dumped the scenario from my story....
Realy? Inculding the Unholy Cat/Whisky/Tasty Snack cermony?

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Mr Bean wrote:
I really wish you would stop raiding my discarded drafts of Star Crossed, there are reasons why I dumped the scenario from my story....
Realy? Inculding the Unholy Cat/Whisky/Tasty Snack cermony?
You know what Bean, EVEN I won't claim ownership of that idea...
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You know what Bean, EVEN I won't claim ownership of that idea...
Like I said twisted :twisted:

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So, the battle is an intellegent Federation vs. GAT's fleet. Let me think... I can't! It's too damn confusing!
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What the........ :?
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I knew no one would know how to figure this one out :D

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Your a crazy fuck Bean.

now to read the thread.
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Post by Neko_Oni »

*reads the post

ow! my head hurts :?

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The power of technobabble allows the shirt to rip in both scenarios. However, because GAT is leading the fleet, and Kirk has no experience with VSDs, it's a draw. The first scenario has Kirk playing the Klingons against the Feds, and they wipe each other out. The E-nil then comes in and exploits the destructive power technobabble to explode the E-D. And Bean, you're fucked up. More than RayCav.
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Post by consequences »

In the second scenario the spirit of Thrawn defects to Kirk's side, because Thrawn can't stand incompetent leadership either.
In the first scenario, how did the rest of the main characters from various series split? This is important because the war is likely to be decided by the relative strengths of the opposing Character Shields.
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In the first scenario, how did the rest of the main characters from various series split? This is important because the war is likely to be decided by the relative strengths of the opposing Character Shields.
Picard is aboard the E-D, Riker is on Vaction on Earth, Sisco was accidently locked in the bathroom by Dax

Weasly is currently drunk in a bar on earth, so drunk he just hit on a biker, the next few hours might not be pleasant for that little boy, Picard is enjoying some Tea in his quarters and Data is being taught how to play Soccer in the Engineering room by Troi and Mr La Fordge :twisted:

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Um... Oookay. Nevermind, I won't voice my opinion as YOU did so flagrantly on my little message.
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Um... Oookay. Nevermind, I won't voice my opinion as YOU did so flagrantly on my little message.
Guess what this is SD.Net, your allowed to do that, infact your inccoraged to do that by the adminstration here, however if you state a postion be prepared to defend it

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