The Enterprise crew goes to the movies...

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The Enterprise crew goes to the movies...

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What if the crew of the Enterprise found old copies of both Star Wars trilogies, and watched them all? How wold they react when the ships they see come to invade them? How wold they react to the technologies themselves?

Or, what if Imperials found videos of every episode of Star Trek?
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:What if the crew of the Enterprise found old copies of both Star Wars trilogies, and watched them all? How wold they react when the ships they see come to invade them? How wold they react to the technologies themselves?

Or, what if Imperials found videos of every episode of Star Trek?
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That was for the Trekkies one. The Imperials would and order an ethnic cleansing and hope they can save some of humanity.
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question one: shit themselves

question two: laugh and order some popcorn, along with a bit of Whyren's Reserve
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Question 1: Blow it off as simply entertainement

Question 2: Die laughing(expecially after watching STI)
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Probably watch it and ask for more....and then stop after watching that pile of dren called "The Phantom Menace." They'll all be grabbing their phasers and aiming at the movie screen the second Jar Jar appears and fire to save the crew from the greatest threat to the universe. ;)
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I was wondering what would happen if a squad of Stormtroopers and a Fed away team wound up at a Con together with some Daleks and a Great Red Dragon.
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THe Yosemite Bear wrote:I was wondering what would happen if a squad of Stormtroopers and a Fed away team wound up at a Con together with some Daleks and a Great Red Dragon.
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And the stoners are all just sitting back going "This is SOOOO cool"
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The Feddies would crap themselves

The empire would show certain select Star Trek episodes to cadets as an example of what not to do in a combat situation
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The Feds would probably cover the whole thing up to not panic the general population and then pray the Empire never finds out about them.

The Imps would be convinced that ST is in fact some sort of slapstick comedy, and advertise it as such.
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the trekkies would make succesfull story with it, and everybody would watch it and count it as a SF story

the empire would call it a history film, takin place 1.000 years be4 the old republic starts
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The Empire would call it "The Flintstones". :lol:
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