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Re: And his little dog too...

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neoolong wrote:Amazingly, I think the dog is one of the few characters that I can actually tolerate on the show and that isn't a total moron.
Well, since it's obvious that Porthos is the most intelligent being on the ship...

And, for all we know, he might actually be a spy from the Dog Star, Sirius.




Just a little Firesign Theatre humour. 8)
I knew you were joking; you couldn't possibly be Sirius about that stuff. Although Star Trek is in its dog days...
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Re: And his little dog too...

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THe Yosemite Bear wrote:
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:
Patrick Degan wrote: Well, since it's obvious that Porthos is the most intelligent being on the ship...

And, for all we know, he might actually be a spy from the Dog Star, Sirius.




Just a little Firesign Theatre humour. 8)
I knew you were joking; you couldn't possibly be Sirius about that stuff. Although Star Trek is in its dog days...
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Dogs are actually aliens observing us, planning their take over of the pathertic human Species (And we thought that cats were the evil ones)
No, cats are the good ones. Shit, cats even pay rent!
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Guys, don't you already know?

Enterprise was destroyed by those three quantum torpedoes that Data fired at the Pheonix in First Contact. Those things have been flying for all this time....and saved the universe from the only thing worse than Jar-Jar Binks. Image
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Except for the one that traveled back in time and killed Kennedy.

DITL would never be the same, and even Wong found it Ironic that G.K. would be killed by the most fucked up Startrek plot device of all time.
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See, here we are watching the most useless TV in the world, and you want to know the really, really sad part:

The Next Series!

Can you picture it now? Berman and Braga are actually in the show as dual captains of a time travelling vessel akin to the Professor Peabody and Sherman, going back in time and making every event revolve around these two idiots.

However, every crewman is a hot young crew-vixen with leopard sheets and disco balls in their crew quarters, always trying to score with B&B.

The future isn't what it used to be since B&B came on the scene.
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Failed Glory wrote:See, here we are watching the most useless TV in the world, and you want to know the really, really sad part:

The Next Series!

Can you picture it now? Berman and Braga are actually in the show as dual captains of a time travelling vessel akin to the Professor Peabody and Sherman, going back in time and making every event revolve around these two idiots.

However, every crewman is a hot young crew-vixen with leopard sheets and disco balls in their crew quarters, always trying to score with B&B.

The future isn't what it used to be since B&B came on the scene.
The sad part is that they'd actually forward this as a script but then get some semi-well known actor to play the "lead" role which really would just mean he helps facilitate B&B's wankfest. They'd be the supporting actors.
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A Night Of Really Bad TeeVee...

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OK, thanks to a neighbourhood power-outage, there was no way I could come in on tonight's thrill-packed episode of Boobyprise. Only two hours earlier, SciFi reran the TOS classic "Is There In Truth No Beauty", while tonite's TNG rerun on TNN was "Family".

ITITNB featured the story of Dr. Miranda Jones and the demons howling within her otherwise calm, controlled mind as jealousy and self-hatred warred within her in a conflict which threatened to consume Spock. In the course of this hour, two persons aboard the Enterprise were exposed to the unbearable ugliness of Medusan Ambassador Kollos that one went mad, drove the ship out of the galaxy, then died. The other (Spock) went mad and withdrew so deeply into himself that he nearly died, and was only rescued when Miranda finally found the strength to overcome her darker nature.

"Family" is the story of Jean-Luc Picard, recovering from Borg assimilation and making the horrible discovery that not only is he not the iron man he always thought himself to be, but that nobody in France actually speaks French. Not one syllable! Not even his anal older brother who's lived in France his whole life. Additionally, Worf receives a visit from his strange Russian adoptive parents, and Wesley receives a package now that he's come of age even though his mother was reluctant to give it to him; his father's lightsabre (OK, that last bit was made up —but wouldn't have it been a more interesting episode if it had been true?).

"A Night In Sickbay", for the very few minutes I saw of it, featured in the one and only scene I tuned in for Dr. Phlox and Malcolm Reed crawling around hunting down an Altarian Ultra-roach. I switched to catch the last half hour of "Family" after ten seconds. Such is the power of Boobyprise to capture and hold a viewer's attention...

Yep, "A Night In Sickbay" showcases what Brannon Braga adjudges to be good SF TV.

I guess the next logical episode in the progression would have to be "A Night In The Drunk Tank" and ultimately "A Small Puddle Of Brown Liquid".

That, BTW, is what we around here call "sarcasm". 8)
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How about we make sure that all the Asbestos that they took out of all of hte old building gets shredded and added to the air conditioning vents for B&B's office.
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I must say that at least the "sex" plotline was secondary to the Porthos plot.
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I missed the "sex and puppies" episode. What happened to the dog (best character on the show) and did Archer and T'Pol do the unutterable? (I'm not asking because I'm interested in the story -- I'm asking out of a dreadful curiosity regarding just how badly B&B have fucked Trek this week.)
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Porthos caught a life threatening pathogen which shut down his immune system. (I agree, Porthos is why I watch the show) And no, Archer didn't do the deed with T'Pol, thank God. I was so pissed when I saw the preview last week. I already knew it was to be a Porthos driven story.

Anyway, Porthos had a transplant and lives. They had him in like a bacta tank. It was cool looking.
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TELL me they didn't rip off the bacta tank....
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Well, at least they didn't have female Vulcan "Poon Fur" or whatever. Or did they? Aw, fuck, don't tell me subjected Porthos to that pointy-eared cardboard bitch... :evil:
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-prays-

God, for this lie, I beg forgiveness.


Ahem.

They did not rip off the bacta tank.
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IG-88E wrote:TELL me they didn't rip off the bacta tank....
They didn't. It was a hydration tank so that Porthos's body wouldn't reject the new organ.
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Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Well, at least they didn't have female Vulcan "Poon Fur" or whatever. Or did they? Aw, fuck, don't tell me subjected Porthos to that pointy-eared cardboard bitch... :evil:
Oh, Puhleez. I never would have watched it if they'd done something THAT horrid.
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Kelly Antilles wrote:
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Well, at least they didn't have female Vulcan "Poon Fur" or whatever. Or did they? Aw, fuck, don't tell me subjected Porthos to that pointy-eared cardboard bitch... :evil:
Oh, Puhleez. I never would have watched it if they'd done something THAT horrid.
I'm sorry, I was being facetious. Still, I wouldn't put it past them...
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I'm sorry, I was being facetious. Still, I wouldn't put it past them...
Agreed. The writing has been far below my expectations.
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Well I figure between that and the poor tortures they must inflict on the Chimps who are forced to write their screenplays under conditions that would be intolerable to Nike Swearshop workers.
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Kelly Antilles wrote:
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I'm sorry, I was being facetious. Still, I wouldn't put it past them...
Agreed. The writing has been far below my expectations.
Wow, you're true optomist if you expected anything other than horrible writing and shitty acting.

Me, I expected Enterforaprize to suck ass and wasn't suprised in the least.
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I'm not suprised but it seems that the dog has more facial expressions than all of the crew. Man can that dog act.
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Yes, she can. Both of them, in fact. It's two dogs, Breezy and Windy. I have a beagle and these two are even smaller than mine. My guess is they are about a year to a year and a half old. Sweet creatures. :)
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Kelly Antilles wrote:Yes, she can. Both of them, in fact. It's two dogs, Breezy and Windy.
I would make it a personal professional point to not feed or take to the bathroom any dogs named 'breezy' and 'windy'. I would also look into their diets somewhat.
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Interestingly enough, I enjoyed the show this week. I seem to get a laugh out of it whenever anything involving the doctor happens, and this episode was very doctor-centric. Very little technobabble, lots of slapstick spots, some sexual moments for guys to glue their eyeballs to, and a plot that resolved itself without resorting to bizarre technologies or stupid political maneuvers.

And the doctor...he's aumsing to watch. This episode was less galavanting about the universe and more exploring the characters involved, and I like character development. And besides all that, watching the doctor scrape his tongue was funny. I'm not saying it redeems the show, but I think it was better than most episodes to date, and that's a step in the right direction.
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Funny how the best two episodes have involved Dr. Phlox. I loved "Dear Doctor" and found it a great episode. And "A Night in Sickbay" is a favorite with how much of Porthos is in it. I loved getting the scoop on how Porthos got his name.
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