Darth Wong's new approach to newbie's to the forum...?

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-10-18 11:48pm

Throw a question mark on the end of the URL. That will always make a GeoCities webpage work.

As for the pic itself...fairly amusing. But frankly, I cannot see Mike being able to fill the role of Laurence Fishburne...

Dillon · Post by **Dillon** » 2003-10-19 03:43am

Or just copy and paste the link.

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-10-19 07:08am

But if DW is Morpheus, who runs the Matrix?

Rightous Fist Of Heaven · Post by **Rightous Fist Of Heaven** » 2003-10-19 10:13am

Enigma wrote:
Rightous Fist Of Heaven wrote:BWAAAHAHAHA! That was funny
In your sig, is that a pic of a SheVa notably Bun Bun?

Yep. The bunny with a switchblade and a nasty attitude.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-10-19 01:11pm

JodoForce wrote:But if DW is Morpheus, who runs the Matrix?

Al Gore.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-10-19 02:34pm

That was damn funny. My compliments to the author.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-10-19 04:17pm

JodoForce wrote:But if DW is Morpheus, who runs the Matrix?

RSA. After all, he lives in a dreamworld.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-10-19 04:21pm

SirNitram wrote:
JodoForce wrote:But if DW is Morpheus, who runs the Matrix?
RSA. After all, he lives in a dreamworld.

I think he would be more like an agent. He doesn't control the system, but he monitors it.

Shogoki · Post by **Shogoki** » 2003-10-19 07:57pm

I don't see it happening, I was under the impression DW hated all that presumptuous BS.

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-10-20 01:25am

You do realize that if RSA runs the matrix he would be more powerful than Darth Wong don't you?

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-10-20 02:23am

JodoForce wrote:You do realize that if RSA runs the matrix he would be more powerful than Darth Wong don't you?

Darth Wong gets to win. It's in the script.

Setzer · Post by **Setzer** » 2003-10-20 01:20pm

Since no one else has said this, I get to be the first to say FUQ!

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-10-20 08:03pm

Setzer wrote:Since no one else has said this, I get to be the first to say FUQ!

Now now, this is no time for mis-pronounced dirty words!

Robert Walper · Post by **Robert Walper** » 2003-10-20 08:29pm

Coming soon! Matrix parady #2! Starring Darth Wong as the architect, and the hopeless Newbie as Neo!

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2003-10-20 10:01pm

"Woah, I know how to Debate"

"Show Me"

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-10-20 10:26pm

consequences wrote:"Woah, I know how to Debate"

"Show Me"

Ah, an instant classic.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-10-21 07:51pm

Actually, considering that Poe encouraged Mike to start his site, and (I think) started debating first, better postions would be:

Wong: Neo
Poe: Morpheus
RSA: Smith

That way, Wong defeats Smith after a long hard series of fights, and it just fits better.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-10-21 07:53pm

RSA is Smith?!

Pfft somehow I think that gives the little turd far too much importance....maybe Unknown schlub #2 in the gunfight.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-10-21 09:18pm

Ghost Rider wrote:RSA is Smith?!

Pfft somehow I think that gives the little turd far too much importance....maybe Unknown schlub #2 in the gunfight.

Okay, how about the hobo who is possesed by Smith? That works.

Mad · Post by **Mad** » 2003-10-21 09:21pm

RSA is one of the ghosts... annoyingly hard to get rid of, and appears to come back for more no matter how much damage you do.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-10-22 01:40am

Mad wrote:RSA is one of the ghosts... annoyingly hard to get rid of, and appears to come back for more no matter how much damage you do.

And he has the ability to make arguments go right through him.

JME2 · Post by **JME2** » 2003-10-22 01:53am

Robert Walper wrote:(Note: I'm certain most people will get the parady here... )

Darth Wong: This is Stardestroyer.net. It's our debating program. We can load anything from logic, to evidence, extrapolations, debating simulations, anything we need.

Newbie:: Right now we're inside a website?

Darth Wong: Is it really so hard to believe? Your clothes are ruffled. The tan on your arms and head are gone. Your hair is changed. Your appearance now is what we call internet addiction. It is the side affect of your digital self.

Newbie:: This, this isn't real?

Darth Wong: What is real? How do you define real? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can think, what you can comprehend and see, then real is simply semantic bullshit interpreted by your brain. This is the world that you know. The world as it was at the end of the Trekkie dominance. It exists now only as part of a neural-interactive simulation that we call Spacebattles.com. You've been living in a dream world, Newbie:. This is the world as it exists today. Welcome to the abundance of logic and reason. We have only bits and pieces of information, but what we know for certain is that at some point in the early ninety's, all of mankind was united in celebration. We marveled at our own magnificence as we gave birth to Star Trek versus Star Wars.

Newbie:: Star Trek versus Star Wars? You mean the science fiction crossover?

Darth Wong: A singular goal that spawned an entire race of debaters. We don't know who struck first, us or them. But we know that it was us that obliterated the no-laser arguement. At the time they were dependent on power exaggerations along with subjective dialogue interpretation, and it was believed that they would be unable to survive without an energy source as abundant as the wall of ignorance. Throughout human history, we have been dependent on logic to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony. The human brain generates more bio-electricity than a 12-volt battery and over 2,500 BTU's of body heat. Combined with a form of retardation, the Trekkies had found all the energy they would ever need. There are websites, endless websites, where human beings are no longer learning, we are brainwashed. For the longest time I wouldn't believe it, and then I saw the websites with my own eyes. Watch them overwhelm the intelligent so they could be drowned out in stupidity. And standing there, facing the pure horrifying precision, I came to realize the obviousness of the truth. What is Spacebattles.com? Control. The website is a computer generated dream world, built to keep us under control in order to change a human being into a Trekkie.

Newbie:: No. I don't believe it. It's not possible.

Darth Wong: I didn't say it would be easy, Newbie:. I just said it would be the truth.

Newbie:: Stop. Let me out. Let me out. I want out.

"Ahahahhahahaha! Oh, I'd better sit down before I bust a gut!"
-The Joker, Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker-

JME2 · Post by **JME2** » 2003-10-22 02:00am

No, seriously, this has become my favorite Matrix parody of all time...

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2003-10-22 11:10am

YT300000 wrote:Wong: Neo

Ugh. Don't associate master Wong with Keanu Reeves.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-10-22 08:32pm

Darth Servo wrote:
YT300000 wrote:Wong: Neo
Ugh. Don't associate master Wong with Keanu Reeves.

I aploglise. I will never again compare Mike to a millionaire movie star.

StarDestroyer.Net BBS

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