Has anyone seen this site?

Admiral Drason · Post by **Admiral Drason** » 2002-10-24 06:01pm

WTF Turbolasers with 400 watts.

CorSec · Post by **CorSec** » 2002-10-24 06:10pm

I have not laughed so hard in quite some time. I clicked on the diagram sheet displaying ship sizes ... and immediately laughed my ass off.

Whatever the heck he is smoking, drinking or has in his IV, I want some.

Rightous Fist Of Heaven · Post by **Rightous Fist Of Heaven** » 2002-10-24 06:29pm

CorSec: You might wanna check out the star charts sections at both the SW and ST parts of the site, i quarantee you will laugh even more.

jegs2 · Post by **jegs2** » 2002-10-24 06:33pm

Doesn't say much for the education value offered at Ohio State University...

CorSec · Post by **CorSec** » 2002-10-24 06:44pm

Rightous Fist Of Heaven wrote:CorSec: You might wanna check out the star charts sections at both the SW and ST parts of the site, i quarantee you will laugh even more.

I did see the map of the Trek galaxy. I wasn't laughing so hard, though. I was too busy trying to remember if the Earth (center of the F.O.P. sectors) straddled the line between the alpha and beta quadrants or not.

Now to go laugh at the map of Star Wars...

johnmarkley · Post by **johnmarkley** » 2002-10-24 06:45pm

I especially enjoyed the arguments he makes that apparently assume that E.T.: The Extraterrestial is part of the Star Wars canon.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-10-24 07:07pm

Oh man, this guy's just so retarded it's funny. The Ent-E is bigger than DS-9? Bwhahahah!!! Dear god, what is this guy on? And the best part is how he bases everything on Graham Kennedy's website, god this is rich, I haven't seen so much stupidity since Darkstar.

CorSec · Post by **CorSec** » 2002-10-24 07:22pm

This guy's foolishness knows no bounds.

Moron wrote:With the underlying assumption that the standard parsec in the Galactic Republic is identical to that of Earth's...

I don't think I need to point out the proverb about making assumptions.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-10-24 08:15pm

We have mocked this fool already, but in another form, he claimed 10 Watt TIE Lasers before, it seems he has reached an all new level of idoicy(Considering TIE Laser Effects , "Flashlight tag" would have more fatalites in a week then every single war combined

CorSec · Post by **CorSec** » 2002-10-24 08:30pm

Mr Bean wrote:We have mocked this fool already, but in another form, he claimed 10 Watt TIE Lasers before, it seems he has reached an all new level of idoicy(Considering TIE Laser Effects , "Flashlight tag" would have more fatalites in a week then every single war combined

Which makes me laugh even more considering his 'high end' figures of ~400watts for a turbolaser. I mean, shit, one of the alien ships from Close Encounters had a light brighter than that.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-10-24 08:45pm

From what I've heard, this guy now knows that his site is wrong, but doesn't give enough of a shit to take it down.

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2002-10-24 09:37pm

I thought Ender was suppose to debate him or something like that.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-24 09:41pm

theheap wrote:I thought Ender was suppose to debate him or something like that.

A retarded twelve year old could probably debate this idiot and win. As ever even changed a light bulb? Because if he has he real should have realised how ridiculous his numbers are.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-10-24 11:24pm

The guy readily admits that he pulls his numbers out of thin air. Anyone can beat him. He's not really taking this seriously enough to warrant an attack.

Moonshadow · Post by **Moonshadow** » 2002-10-25 01:05am

acording to him my Car stereo has enough power running to just one speaker to blow up a TIE.

Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2002-10-25 01:53am

Moonshadow wrote:acording to him my Car stereo has enough power running to just one speaker to blow up a TIE.

even with his calcs that a real good stereo

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2002-10-25 01:57am

And this is all I needed to know about this site:

As a result of all of the above, I have devised my own, F/X-based scale charts of the relative sizes of Star Trek starships. They were in no small part inspired by the original starship size charts created by Graham Kennedy for his website, <snip>

And then I leave immediately.

Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2002-10-25 02:17am

Crown wrote:And this is all I needed to know about this site:

As a result of all of the above, I have devised my own, F/X-based scale charts of the relative sizes of Star Trek starships. They were in no small part inspired by the original starship size charts created by Graham Kennedy for his website, <snip>
And then I leave immediately.

Truefully he simply coppied the pictures right off of Graham Kennedy' site. At least thats what it looks like

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 2002-10-25 09:13am

Further proving that trolls come up with numbers and calculations outta thin air. Hey maybe it'll work for me with the ladies, what if i decide a Belfast Inch is far small than a Dublin Inch, then i can tell the ladies i have a 12" cock

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2002-10-25 02:06pm

Numerous advances in technology have made possible the creation of a new concept of fighter craft. Based on the earlier, obsolete TIE design, we at the United Federation of Planets have devised a new model with enough firepower to vaporise a ship ten times its size in a single blast.

Behold, the TIE-Advent!

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2002-10-25 07:26pm

16 kilometers, lol. Did he even see the scene in ST:FC with the Borg array on the deflector dish? By his calcs, it should be several hundred meters wide, at the very least (but I suspect the kid doesn't even know what a meter is).

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-10-25 10:41pm

I stopped reading after a while. I've had enough stupidity for today. I'm pretty sure this kid is immune to logic, but we should try giving him the Smack Down anyway.

Anyway, does he use any canon sources, besides his ass?

And his mass numbers for SW ships are way too low.

Not to mention the raempant hypocrisy (Just how many times on the site has he only used EU points that help his points?).

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-10-26 07:07am

Wow this strike me as the biggest crock of shit I've seen since Dorkstar

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-10-26 07:07am

Gah, typos + no edit button = stupid post.

Akira · Post by **Akira** » 2002-10-26 09:50am

That site is the biggest pile of crap I have ever seen. (for the ST side)