Do not worry. The Force is strong in him.Guardsman Bass wrote:I can't imagine her fullfilling her sexual needs with him, though.Praxis wrote:ROFLBob the Gunslinger wrote:Lwaxana Troi might dig the emperor. He's old, wealthy, powerful, telepathic, and naughty. ...Their wedding would be pretty hard to watch, though.
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Jawawithagun
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Only one way to make a ferret let go of your nose - stick a fag up its arse!
there is no god - there is no devil - there is no heaven - there is no hell
live with it
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Guardsman Bass
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I imagine he could do something like Picard's clone on nemesis, and have vicarious sex with anyone he wants.Jawawithagun wrote:Do not worry. The Force is strong in him.Guardsman Bass wrote:I can't imagine her fullfilling her sexual needs with him, though.Praxis wrote: ROFL
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"Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them."
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Bob the Gunslinger
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Remember the scene in Ghostbusters when Ray gets a little ghost nookie? It would be like that, but with lightning. And we have reason to believe that the emperor is a little bit into pain and domination.
"Gunslinger indeed. Quick draw, Bob. Quick draw." --Count Chocula
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"Unquestionably, Dr. Who is MUCH lighter in tone than WH40K. But then, I could argue the entirety of WWII was much lighter in tone than WH40K." --Broomstick
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Darth Lucifer
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Who would collaborate with the Empire...specific characters...interesting
Any of the Maquis...Ensign Ro, Thomas Riker, even all the way up to Michael Eddington from DS9. The Maquis would still have a beef with the Cardassians of course and would eventually turn on them with Imperial Tech, blowing the Cardies out of the deep vacuum of space.
I could imagine Sela doing such a thing, once she realized the Romulans would get stomped. She would even lead them to the slaughter.
Berlinghoff Rasmussen. For those who forget, this was the guy from the past who claimed to be a time traveller from the future. In reality, he had stolen someone else's time machine. I think he would try to defect to the Empire, but he was so annoying, someone would show him the useful end of a blaster sooner or later.
If the Imperials attacked the TOS Era, then Harry Mudd would be all over the Empire, out of sheer cowardice for his life. Would also most likely end up like Rasmussen.
The Duras Sisters. Unfortunately, the Imperials seem to be a little racist toward non-human species, so they would probably wind up in some Imperial forced labor camp.
Lore. Hell, he allied himself with the Borg, I think he would sell out to the Imperials very easily.
Gul Dukat. Same as Lore, except substitutute "Borg" with "Dominion."
That's about all I can think of for now.
Any of the Maquis...Ensign Ro, Thomas Riker, even all the way up to Michael Eddington from DS9. The Maquis would still have a beef with the Cardassians of course and would eventually turn on them with Imperial Tech, blowing the Cardies out of the deep vacuum of space.
I could imagine Sela doing such a thing, once she realized the Romulans would get stomped. She would even lead them to the slaughter.
Berlinghoff Rasmussen. For those who forget, this was the guy from the past who claimed to be a time traveller from the future. In reality, he had stolen someone else's time machine. I think he would try to defect to the Empire, but he was so annoying, someone would show him the useful end of a blaster sooner or later.
If the Imperials attacked the TOS Era, then Harry Mudd would be all over the Empire, out of sheer cowardice for his life. Would also most likely end up like Rasmussen.
The Duras Sisters. Unfortunately, the Imperials seem to be a little racist toward non-human species, so they would probably wind up in some Imperial forced labor camp.
Lore. Hell, he allied himself with the Borg, I think he would sell out to the Imperials very easily.
Gul Dukat. Same as Lore, except substitutute "Borg" with "Dominion."
That's about all I can think of for now.
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Darth Sephiroth
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First off, I doubt that even the Ferengi would side with the empire, especially considering how Xenophobic it is.
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Darth Lucifer
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Another few ppl
Ensign Suter (Brad Dourif). If he had the opportunity. Imagine this guy as a Sith Apprentice. He'd become a REAL whackjob at that point.
Switching gears to the Rebellion/Federation side, here's a few ppl I think would help them:
Captain Okona from the episode (ST:TNG) "The outrageous Okona." He's definitely the scoundel with a heart of gold stereotype.
I think Alexander (worf's son) would defect from the Klingons...he's not a very good one, and I think he would want to fight for earth. A Longshot guess at best.
Vash, the girl that Picard met on Rysa. Another one of those not-really-evil just misunderstood types. I can see it happening.
Switching gears to the Rebellion/Federation side, here's a few ppl I think would help them:
Captain Okona from the episode (ST:TNG) "The outrageous Okona." He's definitely the scoundel with a heart of gold stereotype.
I think Alexander (worf's son) would defect from the Klingons...he's not a very good one, and I think he would want to fight for earth. A Longshot guess at best.
Vash, the girl that Picard met on Rysa. Another one of those not-really-evil just misunderstood types. I can see it happening.
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Darth Sephiroth
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I could see a lot of the characters ending up in the Alliance due to the way their morals work.
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I can see the following people working for the Empire
Main Characters:
TNG:
Data- Once the Empire go there hands on him. Reprogramming does wonders for recruitment.
Deep Space Nine
Gul Dukat- Come on, he sold out to the Pah-Wraiths
Odo (condition: Less Racism. Then again, given the seer volume of humanoids in the Star Trek galaxy, that may not be a huge issue). The empire represents the ultimate in order. Hard for a changeling to resist.
Besides, if he got into the law, he'd work like he did under the Cardassians
Bashir: He's smart enought to know when it's over.
Voyager:
The Doctor (reprogramming him is easier then reprogramming your VCR)
Secondary Characters:
TNG:
Lwaxanna Troi: To protect her daughter and her homeworld.
The Ferengi: There's slave trading to be had
DS9:
The Orions: Same as the Ferengi.
Main Characters:
TNG:
Data- Once the Empire go there hands on him. Reprogramming does wonders for recruitment.
Deep Space Nine
Gul Dukat- Come on, he sold out to the Pah-Wraiths
Odo (condition: Less Racism. Then again, given the seer volume of humanoids in the Star Trek galaxy, that may not be a huge issue). The empire represents the ultimate in order. Hard for a changeling to resist.
Besides, if he got into the law, he'd work like he did under the Cardassians
Bashir: He's smart enought to know when it's over.
Voyager:
The Doctor (reprogramming him is easier then reprogramming your VCR)
Secondary Characters:
TNG:
Lwaxanna Troi: To protect her daughter and her homeworld.
The Ferengi: There's slave trading to be had
DS9:
The Orions: Same as the Ferengi.