Are there any Star Wars vs. Star Trek topics left?

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2004-12-17 04:48pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:Have we done the STvSW chick hot oil wrestling yet?

You mean Aunt Beru vs Kathryn Janeway?

Big Phil · Post by **Big Phil** » 2004-12-17 05:17pm

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:
Wicked Pilot wrote:Have we done the STvSW chick hot oil wrestling yet?
You mean Aunt Beru vs Kathryn Janeway?

Yuck... now you put that fucking visual in my head.

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2004-12-17 05:26pm

SancheztheWhaler wrote:
Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:
Wicked Pilot wrote:Have we done the STvSW chick hot oil wrestling yet?
You mean Aunt Beru vs Kathryn Janeway?

Yuck... now you put that fucking visual in my head.

Like they both naked, oily, sweaty, and wrestles each other while emmiting various moans, pants, and screams?

Then suddenly they stop fighting, staring each other for a moment, then after a mutual wicked grin, they both decide to come after *YOU* instead.

Big Phil · Post by **Big Phil** » 2004-12-17 05:38pm

I'm sure this has already been done, but has anyone done a Wes Jansen vs. Tom Paris thread? Or some such similar mundane (no Jedi) but skilled pilot thread?

Howzabout a best Navigator vs.? Lando's co-pilot in SW:ROJ vs. the bald-headed chick in ST: TMP.

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2004-12-17 05:41pm

SancheztheWhaler wrote:I'm sure this has already been done, but has anyone done a Wes Jansen vs. Tom Paris thread? Or some such similar mundane (no Jedi) but skilled pilot thread?

Uh.... what kind of match-up do you expect from Wes Jansen & Tom Paris? Perhaps you'd allow me to contribute some ideas?

Butterbean569 · Post by **Butterbean569** » 2004-12-17 05:41pm

When/If A Star Trek movie or series takes place a couple hundred years in the future, there might be more of a debate...not that ST will really have a chance, but all the new tech and treknobabble will spur more Trekkies to fight the fight.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » 2004-12-17 05:45pm

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman, I congratulate you. You are the first sd.netizen to make it onto The List four times!!!
Now excuse me as I try to get rid of that mental image.
*waves hand at self in mirror*
You will not remember those posts. You will NOT remember those posts.
Haven't we been here before? That only works on the weak-minded, Master Bruce.
I take it you have a better idea, then?
Indeed I have.
*hits Batman over the head with a frying pan*
You'll thank me once you regain conciousness, Master Bruce. Or hopefully you won't on account of not remembering what you aught to be thankful about.

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2004-12-17 05:53pm

Batman wrote:Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman, I congratulate you. You are the first sd.netizen to make it onto The List four times!!!
Now excuse me as I try to get rid of that mental image.
*waves hand at self in mirror*
You will not remember those posts. You will NOT remember those posts.

Umm... you mentioned "four times", so which post you actually want to get rid of your mind?
- Worf and Chewbacca?
- Lwaxanna Troi and Palpatine? (ROTJ Palpatine, of course)
- or Aunt Beru and Kathryn Janeway?

Batman wrote: Haven't we been here before? That only works on the weak-minded, Master Bruce.
I take it you have a better idea, then?
Indeed I have.
*hits Batman over the head with a frying pan*
You'll thank me once you regain conciousness, Master Bruce. Or hopefully you won't on account of not remembering what you aught to be thankful about.

I really apologize for your suffering, Mr. Wayne. I never thought it's gonna' be that bad.... I'm really, really sorry. Now, since you have regained consciousness, I hope you don't remember anything about the latest oil wrestling between Aunt Beru & Kathyrn Janeway.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2004-12-17 07:42pm

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:Like they both naked, oily, sweaty, and wrestles each other while emmiting various moans, pants, and screams?

Then suddenly they stop fighting, staring each other for a moment, then after a mutual wicked grin, they both decide to come after *YOU* instead.

That's just messed up. You have used up all your words for today.

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2004-12-17 08:09pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:
Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:Like they both naked, oily, sweaty, and wrestles each other while emmiting various moans, pants, and screams?

Then suddenly they stop fighting, staring each other for a moment, then after a mutual wicked grin, they both decide to come after *YOU* instead.
That's just messed up. You have used up all your words for today.

Just realized it. I think it's time to get some sleep now.

Dillon · Post by **Dillon** » 2004-12-17 11:37pm

How about a thread that pits Wesley Crusher against Jar Jar Binks in a mud fight.

Assuming it doesn't result in sex, I say Jar Jar takes it.

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2004-12-18 06:41am

observer_20000 wrote:How about a thread that pits Wesley Crusher against Jar Jar Binks in a mud fight.

Assuming it doesn't result in sex, I say Jar Jar takes it.

But what if it DOES result in sex? What would happen?

GeneralTacticus · Post by **GeneralTacticus** » 2004-12-18 07:49am

All the witnesses hang themselves with their own intestines to escape the memory, so nobody knows.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2004-12-18 07:53am

It would depend highly on the morphology of Gungan Wangs. Barbed? Streamlined? Retractable? Or do they go for the age-old "Masturbate onto a collection of eggs' methid, which might mean that he has no wang at all; In that case, it becomes fairly one-sided.

Dillon · Post by **Dillon** » 2004-12-18 12:45pm

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:
observer_20000 wrote:How about a thread that pits Wesley Crusher against Jar Jar Binks in a mud fight.

Assuming it doesn't result in sex, I say Jar Jar takes it.
But what if it DOES result in sex? What would happen?

Well I figure Jar Jar would be on top. They'd go at it for a few minutes. Maybe Boss Nass and Captain Picard would decide to join them. It would end in simultaneous ejaculation, and a big mess of ejaculatory fluids.

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2004-12-18 01:16pm

observer_20000 wrote:
Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:
observer_20000 wrote:How about a thread that pits Wesley Crusher against Jar Jar Binks in a mud fight.

Assuming it doesn't result in sex, I say Jar Jar takes it.
But what if it DOES result in sex? What would happen?
Well I figure Jar Jar would be on top. They'd go at it for a few minutes. Maybe Boss Nass and Captain Picard would decide to join them. It would end in simultaneous ejaculation, and a big mess of ejaculatory fluids.

Hmmmm.... after reading your post, I believe mud wrestling would be superflous. After all, who need muds when you could have semen instead?

Lord Zentei · Post by **Lord Zentei** » 2004-12-18 08:46pm

Apart from one-shot battles with pre-defined combatants, tounge-in-cheek polls and fugly fanwank contests from Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman's deranged mind, there is very little left to discuss. That is both the strength and weakness of the Suspension of Disbeleif method: you get final answers.

There is, admitedly still the possibility of literary debates, but you can't use Suspension of Disbeleif for those, pretty much by definition.

PS: no, you should not use Suspension of Disbeleif for the fugly fanwank contests from Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman's deranged mind, unless you want his condition to be contagious.

Lord Zentei · Post by **Lord Zentei** » 2004-12-18 11:02pm

It isn't the first time we have made this lament, though:

http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=192

Check out this thread on the first page of the SW vs ST forum.

I surmise we can always find something new to squabble about.

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2004-12-19 04:17am

Lord Zentei wrote: PS: no, you should not use Suspension of Disbeleif for the fugly fanwank contests from Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman's deranged mind, unless you want his condition to be contagious.

Unless, of course, there's someone rich enough out there willing to buy both Lucasfilm and Paramount, merging both licenses, and eventually producing a *canon*, Star Wars - Star Trek adult/romance movie depicting "many-to-many" sexual intercourses involving Janeway, Lwaxanna Troi, Captain Picard, Wesley Crusher, Aunt Beru, Palpatine (ROTJ version; I remind you), Jar-Jar Binks, and Boss Nass, in the most thourough and detailed way possible (with camera zooming in when necessary). Then we have no choice but applying Suspension of Disbelief; thus treating the scenes as "on-screen evidence" which analysis regarding "vs discussion" would be based upon.

Trekdestroyer · Post by **Trekdestroyer** » 2004-12-19 02:49pm

Transformers v. Star Wars
*shivers*
I can remember when I saw the "update" in the What's new section and feeling a distinct feeling of dread...

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2004-12-20 06:18am

Trekdestroyer wrote:Transformers v. Star Wars
*shivers*
I can remember when I saw the "update" in the What's new section and feeling a distinct feeling of dread...

.....especially if it comes into Megatron ends up in bed with Jabba the Hutt....

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2004-12-20 02:04pm

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:
Trekdestroyer wrote:Transformers v. Star Wars
*shivers*
I can remember when I saw the "update" in the What's new section and feeling a distinct feeling of dread...
.....especially if it comes into Megatron ends up in bed with Jabba the Hutt....

What the fuck is wrong with you? Seriously.

Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba · Post by **Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba** » 2004-12-20 02:12pm

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:.....especially if it comes into Megatron ends up in bed with Jabba the Hutt....

I must concur with SirNitram: You Sick, Twisted Fuck!

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2004-12-20 02:24pm

Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba wrote:
Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:.....especially if it comes into Megatron ends up in bed with Jabba the Hutt....
I must concur with SirNitram: You Sick, Twisted Fuck!

We've got lots of sick, twisted fucks. That's not the point. The point is why the fuck would you bring that up.

Is it, in some infantile way, funny? Seriously, the rest of us grew out of that 'phase' of humour in the sixth grade.

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2004-12-20 04:18pm

SirNitram wrote:
Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba wrote:
Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:.....especially if it comes into Megatron ends up in bed with Jabba the Hutt....
I must concur with SirNitram: You Sick, Twisted Fuck!
We've got lots of sick, twisted fucks. That's not the point. The point is why the fuck would you bring that up.

Is it, in some infantile way, funny? Seriously, the rest of us grew out of that 'phase' of humour in the sixth grade.

Dunno', probably it's just the part of me that simply refuses to grow up, or maybe I was just getting too carried away with this fugly fanwank contests, or maybe it was just simply what Nieztchean said; I AM a sick, twisted fuck.

Damn, I need a therapist. *leaves thread*