Even Graham Kennedy slams Enterprise.

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Crayz9000 wrote:It's kind of amusing... I actually enjoyed the episodes from the first 4 seasons of Voyager better than Enterprise.
Perhaps because Voyager doesn't screw up as much with continuity??

(I haven't seen Enterprise yet, but from what I've heard, it must be terrible!!)
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Crayz9000 wrote:It's kind of amusing... I actually enjoyed the episodes from the first 4 seasons of Voyager better than Enterprise.
Perhaps because Voyager doesn't screw up as much with continuity??

(I haven't seen Enterprise yet, but from what I've heard, it must be terrible!!)
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Glocksman wrote:
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The one aspect of their criticism that I do resent is the implication that I have no respect for continuity[/b], the fans, and Star Trek itself. That is an uninformed opinion. I LOVE this show and I've put my heart and soul into it for a full decade. I work especially hard to keep it fun and interesting for the very same viewers who claim I don't care about them or the show.
Yep, not one mention of continuity in his answer to a question on that very topic.

I wonder what he considers "interesting and fun"....

Braga on charachters:
Hey! wouldn't it be interesting to put a chick with big boobs in a skin-tight outfit while no one else on the show wears something like that, not even the other Vulcan women? Oh, and she should look as if she's having really bad cramps like all the time or something.

We need a doctor character and an alien comical character....Hey! why not put the two together into one character. I bet the audience will find him as charming as the Doctor and as endearing as Neelix. And oh yeah, make sure he has a bump or something on his forehead.

Braga on original stories:
Hey! why don't we have an episode where they like travel through time. That sounds like fun!

Braga on what's really important in Star Trek:
Hey! It's payday! WooHoo!
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Phil Skayhan wrote:
Braga on charachters:
Hey! wouldn't it be interesting to put a chick with big boobs in a skin-tight outfit while no one else on the show wears something like that, not even the other Vulcan women? Oh, and she should look as if she's having really bad cramps like all the time or something.
I think the cramps are because the suit is too tight and riding up a bit.

Actually, I think he went this route because he ended up banging the last chick with big boobs and a skin tight outfit that he put on a Trek show. Maybe he wants a new girlfriend...or a threeway?
Phil Skayhan wrote: Braga on what's really important in Star Trek:
Hey! It's payday! WooHoo!
[Lights cigarette and faces camera]
I am about to enter another dimension. A dimension not only of sight and sound but of beer. A journey into a wonderous land whose bra sizes are that of imagination. It is the middle ground between the lewd and the debauched, between the legal and the criminal. A dimension which lies along the streets of Hollywood and Vine. My next stop: The Nudie Bar.
He certainly goes for the payday. It might actually be interesting if he tried to push things in the way you suggest. It's supposedly what they were going to do with Enterpirse but currently everyone has been a lot less naked than the people in other primetime shows (NYPD Blue etc...). They've been wearing fewer clothes than standard Trek but unless you're a kid who isn't allowed to stay up past 9:00 PM it isn't anything to get excited about.
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Re: Even Graham Kennedy slams Enterprise.

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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
paladin wrote:
Glocksman wrote:
If Graham Kennedy can see the problem, why can't the execs at Paramount see what's going on?
It's hard to see when your head is up your ass!!
GK had his head up his ass. But, B&B probably have their heads so far up their asses, the heads are being digested in their stomachs.

They probably lost their brains after watching their own creation. However, that makes no sense, since they needed to lose their brains to create something that bad. I'm confused now... :?:
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