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Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2002-10-14 05:26am

And the Klingons will decend even more into savagery, they will grow hair and scales, and will use their new ceremonial weapon: the Chakkram. They will start drinking the blood of their enemies. But they will eventually join the newly formed Federation with Archer, and there won't ever be a Federation-Klingon war.

The Ferengi will show up, they'll want to share lots of info with Archer. Archer will register every single detail of the Ferengi race and send it to Starfleet. Their loathing of the ugly aliens will make them want a communist society.

Also the Federation will discover phase cloaking, and next season they will switch to quantum torpedoes and pulse phasers. We'll have some ensign whose last name is Picard, and will be the great-great-grandfather of Jean Luc Picard. He will be a great hero in the show.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-14 08:09am

Tsyroc wrote:They are still talking 7 years in the Trem magazines.

Since they already have the T/A installed in this show what are they going
to do to bail out the ratings like they did on Voyager?

One of the magazines I as reading looked like Braga plans to push the "sensuality" and "humor" more.

Probably start turning Enterforaprize into soft core pornography. It's half way there already and they've already dumbed down the plot sufficiently.

TOWNMNBS · Post by **TOWNMNBS** » 2002-10-14 09:47am

Akira wrote:um... IIRC, only Male's get ponfarr.

Yes and Eterprise is...say it with me everyone...CANNON! Thus both Male and Female Vulcans go thru ponfarr. Its ommision in TOS was proably because right wingers pressured the network to remove it. B&B have corrcted that, now that we live in a more tolerant time.

Thanks

TJ

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2002-10-14 09:56am

TOWNMNBS wrote:
Akira wrote:um... IIRC, only Male's get ponfarr.
Yes and Eterprise is...say it with me everyone...CANNON! Thus both Male and Female Vulcans go thru ponfarr. Its ommision in TOS was proably because right wingers pressured the network to remove it. B&B have corrcted that, now that we live in a more tolerant time.

Thanks

TJ

Fuck off you stupid impostter.

Enlightenment · Post by **Enlightenment** » 2002-10-14 02:45pm

Slartibartfast wrote:I think Archer and T'Pol will eventually get jiggy with it, and will have a son. He will be the first human/vulcan hybrid, and they will name him Spock.

Damn, you beat me to it.

IOW, Bozo and Binhead, in their infinite lack of creativity, are aiming to rip off the Sheridan & Delenn thing except on a level that half-blind teenagers (waka waka waka...) can relate to. That is to say, with a very clear emphasis on the T&A.

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Evil Jerk · Post by **Evil Jerk** » 2002-10-14 02:48pm

TOWNMNBS wrote:
Akira wrote:um... IIRC, only Male's get ponfarr.
Yes and Eterprise is...say it with me everyone...CANNON! Thus both Male and Female Vulcans go thru ponfarr.

No, but speaking of cannons, I'd sure like to put everything Enterprise-related into a cannon and fire it at B&B, annihilating both them and their bastard creation.

Its ommision in TOS was proably because right wingers pressured the network to remove it. B&B have corrcted that, now that we live in a more tolerant time.

Thanks

TJ

You're Brannon Braga, aren't you?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-10-14 02:49pm

Cameo time-travelling appearances from Voyager crew members.

pecker · Post by **pecker** » 2002-10-14 04:37pm

Ummm...ENT isn't all that bad. I like most of the stuff, like the Carbon creek ep.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2002-10-14 06:35pm

Darth Wong wrote:Cameo time-travelling appearances from Voyager crew members.

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Anything but that!!!!

However, that would leave it open for B/B to push the envelope with a little
7of9/T'Pol action.

Nope, still not worth it. Back to the NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

I hope they don't even guest star the Voyager actors in different roles.

Evil Jerk · Post by **Evil Jerk** » 2002-10-14 06:38pm

Tsyroc wrote:I hope they don't even guest star the Voyager actors in different roles.

Too late.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2002-10-14 06:40pm

What? Where are the guest star appearences?

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-14 06:45pm

Stormbringer wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Umm WTF is a Ponfarr? Is that Trekese for "erection?" Umm No! Not till they're Imperial Citizens will I consider touching the mongrels! Lata and Watch Out For Ponfarred Vulcans!
It's the MALE Vulcan mating urge.

Exactly... from what every other reference in all of Trek has indicated, female Vulcans can fuck like rabbits whenever it's "logical".

On the other hand, that would make getting into a Vulcan chick's tinfoil pants a lot simpler, wouldn't it? I mean, all you have to do is convince her that animalistic, life-threatening sex is the most appropriate and logical conclusion to a date, and WHAMMO! Better have a doctor on stand-by, though, as IIRC Vulcan chicks are also stronger than humans.

Dennis Toy · Post by **Dennis Toy** » 2002-10-15 12:29am

Guest Appearances from VoyaJerk Characters....

In the words of Martin Lawrence....

DDDDDAAAAAAAAOOOOMMMMNNN!!!!

Dennis Toy · Post by **Dennis Toy** » 2002-10-15 12:31am

That Damn serial sniper in DC keeps offing Soccer Moms, Working Dads and even a 13 year old and he offed a woman shopping.... Why dont he snipe off the right people

Like Bernan and Braga... Now he have my full compliment...even get my visit in jail.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2002-10-15 04:35am

I though this picture might be of interest on this thread. It's from the upcoming episode of Enterprise.

Two ways I've read it being advertised. One involves the dog causing a diplomatic snafu and getting sick from a virus.

The other focuses on Archer's sexual tension. Why he'd be sexually frustrated with half-naked women rubbing gel on him I have no idea.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-15 04:38am

I am waiting to hear that they showed up at a Con and were lynched.

Failed Glory · Post by **Failed Glory** » 2002-10-15 04:49pm

Tsyroc wrote:I though this picture might be of interest on this thread. It's from the upcoming episode of Enterprise.

Two ways I've read it being advertised. One involves the dog causing a diplomatic snafu and getting sick from a virus.

The other focuses on Archer's sexual tension. Why he'd be sexually frustrated with half-naked women rubbing gel on him I have no idea.

HA HA HA!!! Fuck whoever said these half monkey children writers of enterprise are going to turn the show into primetime softcore was sooo right.

What is the caption for this pic?

"Is it hot in here, T'Pol? Mildly so, sir. A little lower, Hoshi. Pass the dog, no one's rubbing me!!"

Maybe Archer can go to the future and turn the tide in the Dominion war, actually cause the Tribble incident, and then father Jean-Luc Picard!

Or they can have the dog save the future Earth because canines have become all but extinct.

Oh the possibilities...

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-15 05:21pm

This just in Enterprise had been banned because of it's cruelty to animals

D.Turtle · Post by **D.Turtle** » 2002-10-15 05:44pm

Just a little 'innocent' question:

How about making this thread sticky?

I mean, so far every week you guys post that the next week will be even worse (or that this week was the worst so far )

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-10-15 05:58pm

Amazingly, I think the dog is one of the few character that I can actually tolerate on the show and that isn't a total moron.

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2002-10-15 06:01pm

neoolong wrote:Amazingly, I think the dog is one of the few character that I can actually tolerate on the show and that isn't a total moron.

Gotta love the Beagles.

Evil Jerk · Post by **Evil Jerk** » 2002-10-15 06:02pm

Are B&B incapable of letting their characters keep their fucking clothes on?
This kind of immaturity designed to appeal to brainless 12 year olds is sickening.

Patrick Degan · Post by **Patrick Degan** » 2002-10-15 07:05pm

neoolong wrote:Amazingly, I think the dog is one of the few characters that I can actually tolerate on the show and that isn't a total moron.

Well, since it's obvious that Porthos is the most intelligent being on the ship...

And, for all we know, he might actually be a spy from the Dog Star, Sirius.

Just a little Firesign Theatre humour.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-15 07:23pm

Well considering that the cat is the only intelegent member of the Lovely Angels, Ein is the most intellegent person on the Bebop. Yes Enterprise is going to become more and more anime like. Now how long before they launch mecha I have no idea.

Also if Hoshi and T'Pol get attacked by animated tentecles some time this season, don't say I didn't warn you.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-15 07:35pm

Patrick Degan wrote:
neoolong wrote:Amazingly, I think the dog is one of the few characters that I can actually tolerate on the show and that isn't a total moron.
Well, since it's obvious that Porthos is the most intelligent being on the ship...

And, for all we know, he might actually be a spy from the Dog Star, Sirius.

Just a little Firesign Theatre humour.

I knew you were joking; you couldn't possibly be Sirius about that stuff. Although Star Trek is in its dog days...

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