Fucking Darkstar debate *roll eyes*

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-21 11:03pm

THe Yosemite Bear wrote:Or basicly the men in white coats (tm) vear away from me, and tackle Dipshit right?

Actually, I think a better option for dealing with Darkstar would be a high powered rifle pointed at his head from a safe distance.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-10-21 11:16pm

Stormbringer wrote:Actually, I think a better option for dealing with Darkstar would be a high powered rifle pointed at his head from a safe distance.

Which would be a very long distance ... you don't know what's going to come out of that skull when you crack it open.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-21 11:22pm

*Side steps two realities*
*Shoots that realities RSA*
*Watches as The Thing aliens wriggle out of the remains of his skull animating what's left of his body, whole reality dies in an Umbrella Corp(tm) type fiasco*
*Steps back into this reality*

Eww so that's what Darth Wong ment....

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-10-21 11:24pm

Which would be a very long distance ... you don't know what's going to come out of that skull when you crack it open.

Personaly I'd prefer down the block and around the corner, however I CAN give you some idea of what it will look like, probably like the last five mintues of Raiders of the Lost Ark

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-22 12:15am

Mr Bean wrote:
Which would be a very long distance ... you don't know what's going to come out of that skull when you crack it open.
Personaly I'd prefer down the block and around the corner, however I CAN give you some idea of what it will look like, probably like the last five mintues of Raiders of the Lost Ark

I can just see it now, a bunch of poor bystanders caught in the stupidty feild. Slowly drooling all over themselves as their brains leak out through their eyes,

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-10-22 12:51am

Darth Wong wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:Actually, I think a better option for dealing with Darkstar would be a high powered rifle pointed at his head from a safe distance.
Which would be a very long distance ... you don't know what's going to come out of that skull when you crack it open.

Most standard weapons will not penetrate his skull. Perhaps bunker-busting bombs will do the trick, but short of that... good luck.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-10-22 12:52am

Stormbringer wrote:
Mr Bean wrote:
Which would be a very long distance ... you don't know what's going to come out of that skull when you crack it open.
Personaly I'd prefer down the block and around the corner, however I CAN give you some idea of what it will look like, probably like the last five mintues of Raiders of the Lost Ark
I can just see it now, a bunch of poor bystanders caught in the stupidty feild. Slowly drooling all over themselves as their brains leak out through their eyes,

Acceptable casualties...

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-22 01:22am

I say we nuke him from Orbit, just to be safe.

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2002-10-22 02:16am

Use orbart a steel armor piercing dart droped from orbit should punch through his stupidity field and skull

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2002-10-22 02:25am

Or we could sacrifice him to the vorlon god buji (you'd have to have watched B5 to get this reference) and fire him into the sun.

Or better yet! Use him as an orbital defense platform! Nobody with interstellar travel capability will even come near us due to his stupidity field. (Say, wasn't he in florida during the presidential election?

)

Lord_Xerxes · Post by **Lord_Xerxes** » 2002-10-22 03:14am

Blah.

Someone find where he lives. I shall go there and smight him myself.

As for his field of stupidity, I'm wearing Hogan's belt of no-selling. So I'll just no-sell it.

Sort of like how he no-sold Wong laying the Imperial Smackdown (TM) on him.

Or, we could all hope that maybe DarkStar ends up being one of The Sniper's next victims?

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-10-22 03:16am

We know where he lives.

Shit, we know almost everything about him, from what I understand.

Lord_Xerxes · Post by **Lord_Xerxes** » 2002-10-22 03:23am

Impart said knowledge. It shall be done, then.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-22 03:31am

GDI orbital system online

Password:******
Password Invalid:
Override *******
Override Accepted Have a nice Day.

Target Robert Scott Anderson's house coordinates X*****,Y*****
Suspected Nod, activity at this Local.

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-10-22 08:49am

I've started lurking on ASVS and saw the post-debate idiocy of DorkStar. I can't believe the things he said. He's such a stereotyping fuck. (I believe the title of the thread is "Hey Darkstar!" or something like that.)

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2002-10-22 09:50am

Kelly Antilles wrote:I've started lurking on ASVS and saw the post-debate idiocy of DorkStar. I can't believe the things he said. He's such a stereotyping fuck. (I believe the title of the thread is "Hey Darkstar!" or something like that.)

I just looked at some of the threads there with him as the subject...The guy is most *definately* lost in his own world!

And who is this puppeteer fuckwit who is backing him up?!? (and doing a very bad job at it...)

He needs a smackdowdn also!

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-22 10:52am

Vertigo1 wrote:Or we could sacrifice him to the vorlon god buji (you'd have to have watched B5 to get this reference) and fire him into the sun.

Why would want to piss of the All Powerful Lord Buckethead by giving him such a horrible sacrifice?

Alyeska · Post by **Alyeska** » 2002-10-22 11:55am

Just took a look at the most recent debate (well, sorta). 100kb responses on Darkstars part are just absurd. Mike has my condolences for having to deal with such large amounts of BS.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-22 12:25pm

Alyeska wrote:Just took a look at the most recent debate (well, sorta). 100kb responses on Darkstars part are just absurd. Mike has my condolences for having to deal with such large amounts of BS.

Not me, he was enough of a machoist to try and reason with that deluded little physcopath. I would just called him a jack ass moron and been done with it.

Alyeska · Post by **Alyeska** » 2002-10-22 12:29pm

Stormbringer wrote:
Alyeska wrote:Just took a look at the most recent debate (well, sorta). 100kb responses on Darkstars part are just absurd. Mike has my condolences for having to deal with such large amounts of BS.
Not me, he was enough of a machoist to try and reason with that deluded little physcopath. I would just called him a jack ass moron and been done with it.

To be fair, Mike agreed to this and Darkstar hid his intentions.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-22 12:55pm

Alyeska wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:
Alyeska wrote:Just took a look at the most recent debate (well, sorta). 100kb responses on Darkstars part are just absurd. Mike has my condolences for having to deal with such large amounts of BS.
Not me, he was enough of a machoist to try and reason with that deluded little physcopath. I would just called him a jack ass moron and been done with it.
To be fair, Mike agreed to this and Darkstar hid his intentions.

True. But he ought to have know that tangling with Darkstar would produce nothing good at all.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-22 02:50pm

EmperorMing wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:I've started lurking on ASVS and saw the post-debate idiocy of DorkStar. I can't believe the things he said. He's such a stereotyping fuck. (I believe the title of the thread is "Hey Darkstar!" or something like that.)
I just looked at some of the threads there with him as the subject...The guy is most *definately* lost in his own world!

And who is this puppeteer fuckwit who is backing him up?!? (and doing a very bad job at it...)

He needs a smackdowdn also!

Another troll whose been to ASVS many times before.

He's been smacked by C.S. before too.

I just don't know why that insult to the Known Universe hasn't been put into the Infamous Trolls And Idiots yet.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-10-22 07:36pm

DarkStar has been smacked down by EVERYONE before, but he never admits defeat. He's so delusional that he actually thinks he's winning, and that the world is out to get him.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2002-10-22 07:45pm

Stormbringer wrote:
Vertigo1 wrote:Or we could sacrifice him to the vorlon god buji (you'd have to have watched B5 to get this reference) and fire him into the sun.
Why would want to piss of the All Powerful Lord Buckethead by giving him such a horrible sacrifice?

Maybe you're right. Well, we could still use him as a method of deflecting incoming asteroids.

That thick skull of his might actually be good for something.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-22 08:13pm

Vertigo1 wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:
Vertigo1 wrote:Or we could sacrifice him to the vorlon god buji (you'd have to have watched B5 to get this reference) and fire him into the sun.
Why would want to piss of the All Powerful Lord Buckethead by giving him such a horrible sacrifice?
Maybe you're right. Well, we could still use him as a method of deflecting incoming asteroids. That thick skull of his might actually be good for something.

Yeah, those asteroids don't stand a chance. Only probably is getting him into orbit. A skull that thick has to be heavy.

StarDestroyer.Net BBS

Fucking Darkstar debate roll eyes