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in a strange coincidence, an arakyd probe droid is brought onto the eterprise e. it's orders are to find out as much as possible without being noticed. what happens?
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It great size would force it to stay on the main corridors and use the turbolift. If it could get onboard in a remote area and find a computer terminal it might learn everything there is not know, amusing it has at least primitive slicing abilities. Though I doubt it does.

If it must fly around it might still learn a fair deal but once spotted it will score some security kills, then take one hit and self-district.

Really it's too big for such work. A mouse driod or a slicer on repulsers would work much better.
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They'd probably think it had something to do with the Borg and exject the Warp Core as a safety measure before it could get to engineering. :twisted:
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Enforcer Talen wrote:in a strange coincidence, an arakyd probe droid is brought onto the eterprise e. it's orders are to find out as much as possible without being noticed. what happens?
Yes I'm sure the large, loud, rambling, easily detecable droid is just gonna sneak around the places it actually CAN fit through on the E-E completley unoticed by any redshirts.

The droid is scrap.
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Well. Not if it manages to take down the redshirts before their phasers do enough damage to trigger its self-destruct mech. Didn't Han take two pot-shots at it with his modified heavy DL-44?

What's the firepower comparision between the DL-44 and a hand phaser?

Of course, without the ability to move, it's essentially over. But it could probably job out a couple of redshirts first.
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Lord_Xerxes wrote:Well. Not if it manages to take down the redshirts before their phasers do enough damage to trigger its self-destruct mech. Didn't Han take two pot-shots at it with his modified heavy DL-44?

What's the firepower comparision between the DL-44 and a hand phaser?

Of course, without the ability to move, it's essentially over. But it could probably job out a couple of redshirts first.
The DL-44 is many times more powerful than any Trek hand phaser, except maybe against rock, with the funky NDF thing going on.

Anyways, if the thing was giving themthatmuch trouble, they could just beam it into space, and hit it there. Unless the probe droid could "jam" their lock (feasible). I'll bet you an overloaded phaser-grenade could kill though.
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Yes. But it would take them half the episode and probably Data's calculating to come up with a plan of such common sense.

Until then, the redshirst would continue to draw the phasers and fire, and die, in sucession. Perhaps they'd play with phaser modulation before dying, too.
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It can't do much, its to big to go through the Hall-Ways, Andriods are very very uncommon, so its quickly spoted and self-destructes

Hopefuly getting Picard and Weasley at the same time

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The Federation idiots always let strangers have free roam of the ship. The probe droid completes its mission in five minutes considering the fact that you can access the main computer from any wall pannel.
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It would be impossible for such a thing to hide in the ship. It is too noticeable, even in a society that is used to aliens, and it can't reasonably fit in the Jeffries Tubes. It is detected quickly and destroyed.
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