The most lopsided fight in sci fi history

RayCav of ASVS · Post by **RayCav of ASVS** » 2002-08-21 10:47pm

One scout trooper dismounted vs. the combined fleets of the entire galaxy from Star Trek.

yes we all know the Stormie will win anyway, but discuss

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2002-08-21 11:02pm

Scout trooper? Unfortunately, I think that Star Trek will win this, unless the Scout trooper is in a cave lined with the transpoprter stopping ore of the week (TM) and has a battalion's worth of weaponry.

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2002-08-21 11:14pm

Trooper buys a ticket to Earth. When he gets there, he goes on a tour of San Francisco, including Federation headquarters. When they get to meet the president, blam. Trooper declares himself president of Federation. Now that somebody sane is in charge of a major power, a complete takeover is perfectly possible.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-08-22 01:43am

The scout trooper in question is unit KGY of the line, scout Bolo, Kelly Grady, she hover's along, her road wheels skimming over the surface and blows up fed ships with her one Hellbore, before engaging camo field....

What the <Bleap> do you mean it's a STEALTH BOLO, something that f<Bleap>-ing big can't possibly hide from our sensors.

Mr. B · Post by **Mr. B** » 2002-08-22 02:38am

Well that little hand blaster can blow away any starships the feds send. And any redshirts will be torn to peices by the trooper. But their sheer weight of numbers will simply overwhelm him, he can only kill so many thousands of redshirts before Kirk comes and ends up with a torn shirt. It's all over then.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-08-22 06:57am

Why I never figured out is why they did just not replace the Secuitry offers with cloned Kirks with pre-torn shirts in suspend animation then in case of boarding you just break the glass

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2002-08-22 09:48am

I've always wondered how Mister Roger's Neighborhood would fare against Sesame Street.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2002-08-22 10:09am

That's not the most unfair fight. Red-shirts vs. Godzilla, now that's an unfair fight!

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-08-22 10:36am

The only way the Feds can win this one is to hope some of the debris from there destroyed ships in orbit falls on the Scout trooper after he downs them with his blaster.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2002-08-22 11:06am

Silly

Logically, I might accept the Imperial winning if he were an Intelligence operative, but a scout trooper...

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2002-08-22 11:37am

Singuler Quartet wrote:That's not the most unfair fight. Red-shirts vs. Godzilla, now that's an unfair fight!

Funny, I was thinking Godzilla vs. Bambi but tha's been done.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2002-08-22 11:46am

Tsyroc wrote:
Singuler Quartet wrote:That's not the most unfair fight. Red-shirts vs. Godzilla, now that's an unfair fight!
Funny, I was thinking Godzilla vs. Bambi but tha's been done.

Nah... the red-shirt would die faster...

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2002-08-22 11:53am

Singuler Quartet wrote:
Tsyroc wrote:
Singuler Quartet wrote:That's not the most unfair fight. Red-shirts vs. Godzilla, now that's an unfair fight!
Funny, I was thinking Godzilla vs. Bambi but tha's been done.
Nah... the red-shirt would die faster...

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-08-23 12:10am

Actually, Wesley Crusher vs. the entire Imperial fleet would be more lopsided.

Or, Timothy Jones vs the Imperial fleet. Nah, Timmy could get his hands on some dimension transport device and go into the mystical land of Treknobabble.

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2002-08-23 01:28am

Picard,Riker and Warf vs The Nightbringer

Imperial Federation · Post by **Imperial Federation** » 2002-08-23 01:32am

Jar Jar Binks vs. the Borg..
No wait, that's too unfair, Jar Jar's prattle would obliterate them from existance.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2002-08-23 01:39am

The Jedi Order vs. the Klingons warriors.

Let the slaughter begin!

Imperial Federation · Post by **Imperial Federation** » 2002-08-23 01:45am

Darth Yoshi wrote:The Jedi Order vs. the Klingons warriors. Let the slaughter begin!

Ha, I know how that'd go.
Jedi *wave hand*: You don't want to fight us.
Klingons: We don't want to fight you.
Jedi *wave hand*: You will disembowel yourselves with your stupid unwieldy Bat'leths.
Klingons: We will disembowel ourselves with our stupid unwieldy Bat'leths... UUURRK!!! *thud*

Of course, that negates any cool lightsaber on Klingon action .. too bad

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2002-08-23 01:50am

Well, if Anakin is part of it, count on him taking out Klingons left and right.
"I killed them all. The women and children, too."

Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2002-08-23 02:23am

Darth Vader Vs Gowronhttp://www.stardestroyer.net/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=863

Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2002-08-23 02:30am

here's another one
http://www.stardestroyer.net/phpBB2/vie ... 2&start=45

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-08-23 08:26am

A gallon of distilled water vs. the Chernobyl fire

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-08-23 08:28am

Naaa

I know!

A south Afrian Swallow VS the Entire Culture!

Post by **Coyote** » 2002-08-23 11:01pm

Wesley Crusher vs. the "I've fallen and I can't get up" lady.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2002-08-23 11:09pm

A Redshirt vs. a Culture Drone Soldier.

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