What if... Berman & Braga obtain Star Wars license???

[Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman]

Guys... I knew I deserve to be burned alive on stake for coming up with this idea...

Well, lets assume that GL got bankrupt and the whole Star Wars property right is bought by >>ARRRGHHHH!!!<< B&B...

It will be the most tragic moment in science-fiction history...

And.. the question is...

WHAT KIND OF HORRIBLE THINGS WE'RE GONNA SEE????

[Mr. B]

We will see nothing. The raging mob of star wars fans will storm their houses and tear them apart. Or I will kill them myself.

Oh, we would see lots of useless technolbabble.

[Akira]

Well it might make some wars fans tone it down a bit and not insult people at the drop of a hat (someone saying they like ST) :rolleyes:

[Mr. B]

Well it might make some wars fans tone it down a bit and not insult people at the drop of a hat (someone saying they like ST) :rolleyes:

Only if the rabid trekkies do the same.

[Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman]

I think these.... things will happen if Berman & Braga get Star Wars license:


::Quaffing a big glass of Jack Daniels::

Star Wars: The Next Generation
The Galactic Empire suddenly became a bunch of space-faring sissies. A science and exploration starship, the Imperial Star Destroyer Enterprise was assigned in an exploration mission to seek out new life and new civilization, yadda, yadda, yadda, under the leadership of Captain Picard. Among the crews were Protocol Droid Data, Medical Droid Beverly Crusher, and Security Officer Darth Worf.


::Taking a FULL TUBE of painkillers::

Star Wars: First Contact
A Yuuzhan Vong **cube** arrived on Coruscant, get busted by Star Destroyers and Frigates, but seconds before exploding, it launched a **Vong sphere** that could travel back in time. The sphere then travelled back in time into pre-Republic era to kill Jeffrey Cochrane and destroy his first hyperdrive starship, thus preventing >aarghh< first contact between the human and the Chiss.


::Injecting a gallon of morphine::

Star Wars: Death Star Nine
The Death Star was stationed orbiting Bajor to maintain peace and order. Grand Moff Sisko was assigned to command the station. Inside the Death Star there's commerce deck where we could find Garak's tailor and Quark's bar.


::Pointing a Magnum .357 to the head::

Star Wars: Voyager
The new Intrepid-Class Star Destroyer, the ISD Voyager, under the command of Admiral Dalaa, was transported to other galaxy due to a freak accident, with some Maquis, er, Rebels abroad. The Imperials and the Rebels decided to cooperate and work together to get back to their own galaxy. Dalaa even appointed a Rebel as her first officer (Chakotay Antilles).

Oh, and Dalaa is played by KATE MULGREW.

::Pull the trigger::

BANG

[Raziel]

B&B acquire Star Wars?

I'm just waiting for Bizarro Superman to show up and welcome us to his world.

[SPOOFE]

WHAT KIND OF HORRIBLE THINGS WE'RE GONNA SEE????

See, ST fans are pussies. SW fans are just nucking futs. They'd find B&B, hunt 'em down, nail their penises to an ancient, dried tree stump, hand the torture victim a rusty ol' butter knife, and then light the stump on fire. The victim then has the choice of burning to death, or cutting off his own penis.

[Tsyroc]

I think these.... things will happen if Berman & Braga get Star Wars license:


::Quaffing a big glass of Jack Daniels::

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Star Wars: Death Star Nine
The Death Star was stationed orbiting Bajor to maintain peace and order. Grand Moff Sisko was assigned to command the station. Inside the Death Star there's commerce deck where we could find Garak's tailor and Quark's bar.

I actually kind of like this one but only if Sisko actually uses the Death Star and doesn't go into full on Trek Weenie mode.

Star Wars: Voyager
The new Intrepid-Class Star Destroyer, the ISD Voyager, under the command of Admiral Dalaa, was transported to other galaxy due to a freak accident, with some Maquis, er, Rebels abroad. The Imperials and the Rebels decided to cooperate and work together to get back to their own galaxy. Dalaa even appointed a Rebel as her first officer (Chakotay Antilles).

Oh, and Dalaa is played by KATE MULGREW.

::Pull the trigger::

BANG

I thought this one sounded like a pretty good idea, certainly beter than the original, until you had to ruin it by putting Kate Mulgrew in it. BANG is right.

[Lord of the Farce]

I think these.... things will happen if Berman & Braga get Star Wars license:


::Quaffing a big glass of Jack Daniels::

Star Wars: The Next Generation
The Galactic Empire suddenly became a bunch of space-faring sissies. A science and exploration starship, the Imperial Star Destroyer Enterprise was assigned in an exploration mission to seek out new life and new civilization, yadda, yadda, yadda, under the leadership of Captain Picard. Among the crews were Protocol Droid Data, Medical Droid Beverly Crusher, and Security Officer Darth Worf.


::Taking a FULL TUBE of painkillers::

Star Wars: First Contact
A Yuuzhan Vong **cube** arrived on Coruscant, get busted by Star Destroyers and Frigates, but seconds before exploding, it launched a **Vong sphere** that could travel back in time. The sphere then travelled back in time into pre-Republic era to kill Jeffrey Cochrane and destroy his first hyperdrive starship, thus preventing >aarghh< first contact between the human and the Chiss.


::Injecting a gallon of morphine::

Star Wars: Death Star Nine
The Death Star was stationed orbiting Bajor to maintain peace and order. Grand Moff Sisko was assigned to command the station. Inside the Death Star there's commerce deck where we could find Garak's tailor and Quark's bar.


::Pointing a Magnum .357 to the head::

Star Wars: Voyager
The new Intrepid-Class Star Destroyer, the ISD Voyager, under the command of Admiral Dalaa, was transported to other galaxy due to a freak accident, with some Maquis, er, Rebels abroad. The Imperials and the Rebels decided to cooperate and work together to get back to their own galaxy. Dalaa even appointed a Rebel as her first officer (Chakotay Antilles).

Oh, and Dalaa is played by KATE MULGREW.

::Pull the trigger::

BANG

ROTFLMAO!

[Ender]

WHAT KIND OF HORRIBLE THINGS WE'RE GONNA SEE????

See, ST fans are pussies. SW fans are just nucking futs. They'd find B&B, hunt 'em down, nail their penises to an ancient, dried tree stump, hand the torture victim a rusty ol' butter knife, and then light the stump on fire. The victim then has the choice of burning to death, or cutting off his own penis.

I agree. We're talking about people who sent death threats after RA Salvadore killed Chewie after all.

[Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman]

Star Wars: Voyager
The new Intrepid-Class Star Destroyer, the ISD Voyager, under the command of Admiral Dalaa, was transported to other galaxy due to a freak accident, with some Maquis, er, Rebels abroad. The Imperials and the Rebels decided to cooperate and work together to get back to their own galaxy. Dalaa even appointed a Rebel as her first officer (Chakotay Antilles).

Oh, and Dalaa is played by KATE MULGREW.

::Pull the trigger::

BANG

I thought this one sounded like a pretty good idea, certainly beter than the original, until you had to ruin it by putting Kate Mulgrew in it. BANG is right.

Hello? I'm already dead! I don't have to watch **THAT**!! Yeeee-haww!!!!

[Mr Bean]

B&B would become B& noone and if that did not stop them B would go to

[Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman]

Seriously, guys, what's the worst thing B&B could do to Star Wars? Turning it a crappy TV show? Creating a story that completely disregard continuity?

[Imperial Federation]

They'd make about 5 TV shows with rubbish production values, the main ISD would sit perfectly still and fire two shots at the Alien of the Week(tm) before their shields go down and they explode do to a hypermatter core breach, but then that area of space would be affected by [technobabble] and time would loop back to when the ISD was intact, and it'd continue on it's merry way.

Then Star Wars fans across the globe rush to their nearest missile silo and fire nukes at B&B's houses.

[Tsyroc]

Star Wars: Voyager
The new Intrepid-Class Star Destroyer, the ISD Voyager, under the command of Admiral Dalaa, was transported to other galaxy due to a freak accident, with some Maquis, er, Rebels abroad. The Imperials and the Rebels decided to cooperate and work together to get back to their own galaxy. Dalaa even appointed a Rebel as her first officer (Chakotay Antilles).

Oh, and Dalaa is played by KATE MULGREW.

::Pull the trigger::

BANG

I thought this one sounded like a pretty good idea, certainly beter than the original, until you had to ruin it by putting Kate Mulgrew in it. BANG is right.

Hello? I'm already dead! I don't have to watch **THAT**!! Yeeee-haww!!!!

I was just following suit instead of seeying Kate Mulgrew in anything Star Wars.

[CNS Sarajevo]

Han Solo gets in touch with his sensitive side. Leia becomes like Janeway and Luke becomes like Picard. As a result all the new Jedi are weenies. Chewbacca becomes the father to Alexander that Worf could never be, leading to an emotional battle of wills .

Structural integrity fields are everywhere. Someone finds a way to jam the Force using technobabble.

I feel like I'm in a Hellraiser movie.

[Grand Admiral Thrawn]

1. Star Wars going bankrupt?!
2. B&B are hunted down by the fans.

[TheDarkling]

Han Solo gets in touch with his sensitive side. Leia becomes like Janeway and Luke becomes like Picard. As a result all the new Jedi are weenies.

Hmmm this seems familiar, they could call it NJO.

Skywalker makes Picard look like a brutal monster and the Jedi ARE all weenies either that or Vaders in training.

[TheDarkling]

http://www.trektoday.com/news/170802_02.shtml
Its a few days old but I just had to post this.

One of the episodes Braga disliked was 'Sleeping Dogs'. "Candidly, I didn't
like it," he said. "There are people around here who think it's a great
action adventure. My problem with it is that it relied on a techno solution at the end. At that point I feared that maybe we shouldn't be going back to Klingons so soon."

Ermm doesnt every episode he ever touched require a techno solution?

[IRG CommandoJoe]

Isn't this Kyp Durron guy supposed to be a non-weenie leading non-weenie Jedi?

[IRG CommandoJoe]

Hehe he lacks continuity to his own statements and opinions.

[TheDarkling]

Isn't this Kyp Durron guy supposed to be a non-weenie leading non-weenie Jedi?

either that or Vaders in training.

Kyp and his disciples believe that normal force blind creatures need to be cnotroled for their own good because they dont see the big picture (actually thats the exact reason the Founders give for enslaving solids).

He also thinks using the dark side isnt a bad idea since its easy to come back from it.

[Darth Garden Gnome]

SHOOSH! *mumbles sadisticly* The continutiy is airtight! The continuity is airtight..... *squeezes plush Picard doll till its head pops off*

airtight........all so very airtight.....

[Darth Yoshi]

SHOOSH! *mumbles sadisticly* The continutiy is airtight! The continuity is airtight..... *squeezes plush Picard doll till its head pops off*

airtight........all so very airtight.....

It's okay, Garden Gnome. It's okay. Take some Prozac. It'll make you feel better. *snaps* Back off! The Prozac is MINE!!! MINE I SAY! BACK!! You can't keep me in here forever!!!! One day I'll escape, and I shall reveal myself to Tweedledee and Tweedledum. At last I shall have my revenge!!! *deranged Joker laugh*

[Vertigo1]

Guys... I knew I deserve to be burned alive on stake for coming up with this idea...

Well, lets assume that GL got bankrupt and the whole Star Wars property right is bought by >>ARRRGHHHH!!!<< B&B...

It will be the most tragic moment in science-fiction history...

And.. the question is...

WHAT KIND OF HORRIBLE THINGS WE'RE GONNA SEE????

The end result would be multiple gunshots heard around the world as the uber warsies commit suicide while the rest of us kill B&B and take over ourselves.