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Vader's Trial

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All rise, the honourable Judge Grand Admiral Thrawn preciding:D



Darth Vader, you stand accused of charges including but not limited to: Treason, murder of Jawa scavengers and execution of surrendered POWs.

Procecution:

1st: Isolder74
2nd: Mr Bean
3rd: tharkûn

Defense:

1st: anarchistbunny
2nd: Asdeed
3rd: Cyril
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Still taking submissions on that last opening, or is there another thread for that?
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Vader force jokes everyone and declares himself "Guilty as Charged" :twisted:
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Tsyroc wrote:Vader force jokes everyone and declares himself "Guilty as Charged" :twisted:

That was meant to be "chokes" but since I screwed it up just picture Vader on the stand trying to make some lame joke wearing all of his Darth Vader stuff. :)
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Could I grab an opening for 3rd prosecutor (or 3rd defense)?

Also should we add murder of Imperial officers and crew? The whole TESB asteroid scene smacks of wanton disregard of human life.
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Also should we add murder of Imperial officers and crew? The whole TESB asteroid scene smacks of wanton disregard of human life.
Inculding but not limited to is why he said that because there where quite a few problems with his actions

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As chief prosecuter it is my duty to state the purpose of this trial. To start I intend to prove the the defendent, Darth Vader, is guilty of High Treason, Murder, and Consirioucy to overthrow the Emperor. I intend to demand the if found guilty the defendent recieve the death penalty.

To ensure that the Defendant cannot use the force to influence the witnesses or the jury int this case i request the Ysalimari be placed in the courtroom hanging from the ceiling and placed near the jury box and next to witness stand.
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tharkûn wrote:Could I grab an opening for 3rd prosecutor (or 3rd defense)?

Also should we add murder of Imperial officers and crew? The whole TESB asteroid scene smacks of wanton disregard of human life.


3rd and final Procecutor is still open.
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Do I have to come for jury duty? Can I be one of the people in the court doing nothing but picking my nose and making weird sounds?
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Right
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Got it

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Are we doing this according to US law, or what?
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Cyril wrote:Are we doing this according to US law, or what?
Yes, US Common Law
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Right! Therefor, I demand that the charge of treason be dropped. In order to convict one of treason, there must be two witnesses.

The defense claims that the defendent allegedly lifted the late Emperor Palpatine into the air and allegedly hurled him down the reactor shaft, where he allegedly died. Key word, 'allegedly'.

However, there are no witnesses to this scene! Somehow, the late Palpatine expired, under mysterious circumstances. My client cannot be made to testify against himself. The only other witness, one Luke Skywalker, should be barred from testifing because of extinuating circumstances; namely, possible mental instability, trauma, and blood relations to the accused.
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The prosecution would like to point out exibihit number #4481 that is a complete Holo-Recording of the Entire Insident in Question there is not need for witnesses

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Mr Bean wrote:The prosecution would like to point out exibihit number #4481 that is a complete Holo-Recording of the Entire Insident in Question there is not need for witnesses
And according to US law that is all we need to raise the charges and we do have a witness, His name is luke. We have everything we need
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OBJECTION!

Your Honor, if you would care to recall, the Death Star was utterly destroyed during the engagement at Endor! Rebel and Imperial propaganda films must be discarded, and no other legitimate record could have survived that explosion. Therefor, any recording must be fabricated.

Furthermore, the law clearly states the need for two witnesses! Without those, the prosecution cannot pursue the charge of treason.
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The unfortunate destruction of the second death star would seem to make the existence of such a recording highly suspect, and I move it be deemed inadmissable.
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Consider the motion seconded.
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the Jawa's

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I would like to know what evidence the prosecution has for the charge of murdering Jawa's? According to the reports we have, a Sand Crawler was found destroyed and all the Jawa's killed, but the only evidence at the scene was Bantha tracks. Bantha's are ridden by Tusken Raiders, who are well known for there violent behavior.

I request this charge be dismissed immediately
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Cyril wrote:Consider the motion seconded.
Trial's don't work that way you wait until the judge disides what goes here
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Your Honor we have been through this before the Prosecution has provided evidance that all SW ships and instliations are equiped with devices to jetson the last two hours of log and holo data in event of disator and to do so automaticly opon descturion of the vessel. We have three diffrent devices from diffrent parts of the Death-Star that carry an identical verison of the recording I belive the prosecution has already made its point on the matter. We have already address this when trying to get the personal jorunal of Mr Vadar and the Emperor's personal log in the hours leading up to his death.

Your honor this record has been verfied by both sides in this trial as accurant, Infact it was even broad-cast to all ships present and some even relayed it even further opon the descrution of the station

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Your honor, I ask that defense council be restrained from interjecting irrelevant questions at this time. The subject must first be arraigned before any motion(s) for discretionary dismissal may be made.
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Objection overruled. This is not a US court. Luke Skywalker's memories of the event have been officialy verified by a Jedi as true.




Futhermore, we have found records of the event that survived the explosion. If they were indeed "Imperial Propaganda" it is highly unlikely they would frame Darth Vader.


And the defense is to refraim from objections until the charges have been formally given.
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The defense requests that the memories be verified by means other than the Jedi, who's bias towards Lord Vader is well known.
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Your honor, again I ask that defense counci be restrainedl from making objections until after the subject has been duly arraigned.

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