Who's the Stupidest SOB alive?

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Who is the dumbest?

Jar Jar Binks
12
18%
Robert Scott Anderson (DarkStar)
28
42%
Graham Kennedy
9
14%
B&B
16
24%
Captain Archer
1
2%
 
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Who's the Stupidest SOB alive?

Post by Master of Ossus »

Well, ladies and gents, this has been brewing for some time. We are here to answer the question of who is the most idiotic, moronic, and utterly annoying person alive.

So, without further ado, here are the choices. Not much needs to be added to any of them, so vote with your mice and your minds.

Jar Jar Binks

DarkStar, AKA Scooter, AKA Guardian2000, AKA Robert Scott Anderson....

Graham Kennedy

B&B

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Jar Jar tainted a SW film (a finite and valuable item) whereas the others could only deface a messageboard at best apart from B&B but I dont think they are stupid I just dont think they care - aslong as it has a link to startrek it will be enough to keep their pay check coming and that seems to be all they care about.
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B&B gets my vote as though GK and Darkstar are not the brightest, Twas those two dopes who though up what those people use

And besides Jar-Jar knew not to @%@% with Papy, Thats better than B&B who @%@% with Kirk

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This one's a tough call, I know. It could easily go to any of these individuals.
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Post by Mr Bean »

Look at it this way

Who did the greatest Quanity of Dumb things and in the event of a TIE who did the single greatist idiotic thing

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Dumbest? Most brain damaged? Most out of touch with reality? Most needy of electroshock therapy? It's hard to decide, but going by points ratings on my improvised stupidity subset scale the Dorkster wins this one.
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Jack Chick owns them all.
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Aieeee!

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FuckStar

B&B are next on the list.
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WHo's Jack Chick? Don't tell me if it's as bad as the latest suggestion of how B&B butcher Star Wars.
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www.chick.com

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Cyril wrote:www.chick.com

Forfeit your souls, all ye who venture there...
That's pretty stupid, but I think that some of the ones on my poll are worse.
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Post by RayCav of ASVS »

B&B, the damage Jar Jar did is infintile compared to Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumbass' work

If B&B had actually done their job, GK, RSA, TOWNMNBS etc wouldn't exist in the first place
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RayCav of ASVS wrote:B&B, the damage Jar Jar did is infintile compared to Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumbass' work

If B&B had actually done their job, GK, RSA, TOWNMNBS etc wouldn't exist in the first place
Are you sure? Remember that DarkStar repeatedly uses things from TNG, TOS, and VOY and ENT, depending on how well it suits ST during his debates. Perhaps if B&B had never existed he would still post many of the same things. GK and TOWNMNBS seem kind of similar to DS in that manner.
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Post by Master of Ossus »

Wow. It's pretty tight, so far. DarkStar is off to an early lead, but Jar Jar and B&B are both within striking distance.

Apparently, while stupid, Captain Archer is still not dumb enough to challenge any of the others.
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DarkStar.

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Jar Jar tainted a SW film
To be fair, Jar Jar wasn't the only thing that tainted that film. The word "Yippee" (and its repeated uses) spring to mind.
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Cyril wrote:www.chick.com

Forfeit your souls, all ye who venture there...
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You warned me but I just had to look, now I'll never be the same again. :cry:
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Master of Ossus wrote:
Cyril wrote:www.chick.com

Forfeit your souls, all ye who venture there...
That's pretty stupid, but I think that some of the ones on my poll are worse.
The guy makes money spewing and perpetuating ignorance. Tell did you put yourself though the agony of reading an of his essays or "strips'?
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Ender wrote:
Master of Ossus wrote:
Cyril wrote:www.chick.com

Forfeit your souls, all ye who venture there...
That's pretty stupid, but I think that some of the ones on my poll are worse.
The guy makes money spewing and perpetuating ignorance. Tell did you put yourself though the agony of reading an of his essays or "strips'?
I read most of one before becoming overwhelmed. I still think that B&B, DarkStar, GK, and perhaps Jar Jar are all stupider than that guy, but he would rank up there if I had known about him before I started the thread. Besides, if I included creationists then I would not have been able to make this thread on the SW vs. ST forum.

DarkStar and GK make no money for spewing stupidity. In fact, it costs them both money and time to do so (seeing as how they both make websites that cost money). Jar Jar and B&B also make money for being stupid. Captain Archer is a side effect of B&B's stupidity.
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This is classic...on several notes here we have DarkStar.....*shivers*...and also Jar Jar and B&B...*shivers again*....who will win this?
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Ka'na'ti. Jones *thunder despite he being dead, sliced and scattered across the world* was mearly his servant. I suspect the same of DarkStar.
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Post by Robert Walper »

Isn't this the wrong board for this thread? This thread is "Star Wars vs Star Trek"...the thread doesn't seem to be related directly to that.
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Robert Walper wrote:Isn't this the wrong board for this thread? This thread is "Star Wars vs Star Trek"...the thread doesn't seem to be related directly to that.
I meant "This forum is "Star Wars vs Star Trek"...
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

Well, Jar-Jar was one of many things that tainted TPM, but didn't ruin the entire series. B&B butchered the Star Trek franchise, and we can all ignore GK. But given the choices, GK is stupidest.
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