ST vs. SW pic on Elfwood

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2003-06-28 04:58pm

Sir Sirius · Post by **Sir Sirius** » 2003-06-28 05:28pm

It says JMSPOOFE in the top right corner of that pic, JM standing for Jeff Martin I think. It would be The Spoofe, by any chance?

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-06-28 07:16pm

I can't belive that the E-D took 4 or more ion blasts.

Oh well. Maybe they were set to anti-personnel.

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2003-06-28 08:37pm

It's the most shittiest picture EVER. I can't tell if that's the E-D or an Excelsior.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-06-28 08:44pm

Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:It's the most shittiest picture EVER. I can't tell if that's the E-D or an Excelsior.

On the other hand it was made using paint.

TurboPhaser · Post by **TurboPhaser** » 2003-06-28 09:45pm

That pic isnt anything special.

Oh, I LOVE this comment made by someone below that pic:

1. Enterprise has Sheilds, Star Destroyer does not.
2. Picard manuver anyone?
3. The Enterpise D can split into two ships, making a swarming effect.

Now, if it was the Enterprise D future refit, the Stardestroyer would be screwed, no matter what.

HAHAHAHA, oh my, I almost pissed myself laughing at this!

No shields?? Where in HELL did he pull that info from??

SPOOFE · Post by **SPOOFE** » 2003-06-28 09:50pm

Yeah, I made that, about six years ago, I think. And it was made using Zsoft Photofinish, or some shitty thing like that... just a step or two above MSPaint.

I never really bothered to update my Elfwood account... I figured, why bother when I can sign up for my own webpage, free, elsewhere?

And yes, I have been amused by the comments that this one single shitty pic generated.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-06-28 09:54pm

Swarming effect with 2 ships? Okay...

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-06-28 10:03pm

Jusitn wrote: YOU ALL ARE STUPIED IF YOU THINK THAT THE ENTERPRIZE COULNTD BEAT GAY STAR WARS GOD SO STUPED

That abouts sums up the intelligence of 90% of the other comments on the picture.

Oh, and this:

Tectorman wrote: To Microsoft Corp.: Ya'll are so stupid. Been around a lot longer my a**!! The Empire uses lasers, do ya hear me? Lasers!! As mentioned in an ST:TNG episode, all laser cannons run out of energy long before Federation starship-grade shields drop. And don't quote Diane Carey to me. With only a few exceptions, no Star Trek novel is considered canon. Not one! And another thing. In every Star Wars computer game the spaceships can only go as fast as 4-digit mph. Any Federation starship can travel at least a quarter of the speed of light.

Huh?

Just one more:

Anonymous wrote: I'm trekkie and the entereprise would beat or run away faster then you can go. YOu may go 10 times the speed of light but each "warp" is a 10 time the speed of light. Warp 1 is 1 times warp 2 is 10 times warp 3 is 100 times the speed of light. A photon torpedo can do 10 MEGA joules of damage to shields. And phasers about the same but varried. The shields can resists about 350 megajoules. Now we have the enterprise E witch would take the ISD to the galactic wood shed and beat it. The federation is about 8000 light years across. We have about a less then a quadrant but lets say the milky way goes to war with the star wars galaxy. Species 8472 and the borg alone could beat you unmerciffuly. A cube has about 18000 Mega joules of shielding and then you have to destroy 73% of the rest to disbale its weapons. Good luck boarding it too you would likley become part of the collective. Any good klingon with an equal weapon would ruin any jedi's day. And the borg can regenerate there vessle back in hours. We have shielded planets. You have alot fighters and to much in the way of star ships I have seen the eneterprise go against fighter type things and killed them in one shot. Lasers arn't capable of penetrating the navigation defelector. Your weapons are comparable to what the federation used 100 years ago in the plot, lasers and rockets. The most comparable thing is the proton torpedo that is no where near a photon torpedo or a quantum torpedo

Wheee the stupidity!

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-06-28 10:09pm

Yay! ST figures. Just tell him about 200 GT now.

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2003-06-28 10:34pm

Ok I just added a post

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2003-06-28 10:35pm

Wow, that got deleted almost 10 seconds after I posted it

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-28 10:49pm

That thread makes my brain hurt.

SPOOFE · Post by **SPOOFE** » 2003-06-29 12:46am

Wow, that got deleted almost 10 seconds after I posted it

Did it? That's interesting... I wonder if Elfwood has an automatic filter or anything. I sure as hell don't bother editing what people say...

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-06-29 11:41am

Anonymous wrote: I'm trekkie and the entereprise would beat or run away faster then you can go. YOu may go 10 times the speed of light but each "warp" is a 10 time the speed of light. Warp 1 is 1 times warp 2 is 10 times warp 3 is 100 times the speed of light. A photon torpedo can do 10 MEGA joules of damage to shields.

A one degree rise inm temp in Tokyo in the summer causes a 1.7 e 6 MJ rise in electricity consumption (New Scientist). An ISD generates more power than all of Japan would ever use in it's life time. (SW TJ)

And phasers about the same but varried. The shields can resists about 350 megajoules.

A one degree rise inm temp in Tokyo in the summer causes a 1.7 e 6 MJ rise in electricity consumption (New Scientist). An ISD generates more power than all of Japan would ever use in it's life time. (SW TJ)

Now we have the enterprise E witch would take the ISD to the galactic wood shed and beat it. The federation is about 8000 light years across. We have about a less then a quadrant but lets say the milky way goes to war with the star wars galaxy. Species 8472 and the borg alone could beat you unmerciffuly.

You mean 'would mercilessly destroy the empire.' I take it?

A cube has about 18000 Mega joules

A one degree rise inm temp in Tokyo in the summer causes a 1.7 e 6 MJ rise in electricity consumption (New Scientist). An ISD generates more power than all of Japan would ever use in it's life time. (SW TJ)

of shielding and then you have to destroy 73% of the rest to disbale its weapons. Good luck boarding it too you would likley become part of the collective. Any good klingon with an equal weapon would ruin any jedi's day.

There's no such thing as a good klingon. And only then if the Jedi happened to be sedated.

And the borg can regenerate there vessle back in hours.

Minutes acutally (Q Who) though takes days (Dark Frontier) if they're hit by an Ion Storm.

We have shielded planets.

Liar

You have alot fighters and to much in the way of star ships I have seen the eneterprise go against fighter type things and killed them in one shot. Lasers arn't capable of penetrating the navigation defelector. Your weapons are comparable to what the federation used 100 years ago in the plot, lasers and rockets. The most comparable thing is the proton torpedo that is no where near a photon torpedo or a quantum torpedo

Damm right, they're vastly superior.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-06-29 12:17pm

NecronLord wrote: And only then if the Jedi happened to be sedated.

And without his/her lightsabre. And missing several appendages. And happened to be Jar-Jar Binks.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2003-06-29 06:50pm

Danger. DANGER, Will Robinson. Morons detected.

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2003-06-29 08:57pm

Heh, I found that pic 4 days ago while looking for Battlefleet Gothic art. I posted about the 200 GT thing, stupid thing registered me as Anomymous first, then as Jadeite.

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2003-06-29 09:04pm

Did it? That's interesting... I wonder if Elfwood has an automatic filter or anything. I sure as hell don't bother editing what people say...

Yes, Elfwood does have a filter, it deletes posts with swearing in them. I found that out the hard way, got my area temp banned for a week for that.

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2003-06-29 11:21pm

SPOOFE wrote:
Wow, that got deleted almost 10 seconds after I posted it
Did it? That's interesting... I wonder if Elfwood has an automatic filter or anything. I sure as hell don't bother editing what people say...

Yes, it's weird. I said something about the blue things being repair droids sent to help the Enterprise because the captain spilled his tea on a plasma console, causing a cascading effect and disrupting the warp core.

I saw it in the list, but I did a refresh and it disappeared. Wonder if I unadvertently used a cuss word there somewhere. Maybe Elfwood doesn't like the word "tea".

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2003-06-29 11:22pm

I posted anonymously tho, maybe it was it. Though I've seen other anonymous posts. Maybe I used too much treknobabble and the filter didn't want to take any chances?

Kurgan · Post by **Kurgan** » 2003-07-02 10:40pm

The blue things are obviously repair droids sent by the Destroyer (too late) to prevent the Enterprise from exploding when Picard spilled his tea on a plasma-filled console, creating a cascading tachionic soliton effect and disrupting the magnetic containment field of the warp core.

So true... so true. ; )

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2003-07-03 03:47am

Wow, funky. It's there again.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-07-03 04:07am

But, but, 10 MEGA Joules!!

Thunderfire · Post by **Thunderfire** » 2003-07-03 06:16am

Howedar wrote:But, but, 10 MEGA Joules!!

Someone should tell him that several WW2 fighters have
a higher firepower than that. A one second burst from a
ME262 is about 16MJ. Add bombs and rockets and you'll
get high MJ-log GJ range.