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I just recently started a debate with a troll trekkie at MSN boards and i've had very good laughs when reading his responses, i just felt obligated to share this with you.

http://groups.msn.com/StarTrekVsStarWar ... 53&CDir=-1

Im the guy named Light Soldier at that debate.
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I think we've discovered reserves of Trekkies. But, will we be allowed to drill? That Trekkie was a moron, and used the oldest, most refuted tricks in the book. I'm sure a good old Imperial Smackdown will send him packing.
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Don't be afriand to use my new and improve Low end Figures for battle espcialy bad idiots
http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic. ... 4713#74713

Updated an re-evilated Calcs slap ISD shields at 79.929259259292592592 or 80 Teratons :D

Feel free to use that and point out the 40-70 Megatons the Proton Torps are plus the piddly 128 Megaton Q-Torp figure :twisted:

Then feel free to laugh

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Next time someone comes at you with the Sp. 8472 Defense (TM), just mention that the stopped their ENTIRE INVASION and ran home crying because of 30-40 casualties.
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Slobba wouldn`t last a week here :lol: that was some of the stupidest statements I have heard yet .
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Rightous Fist Of Heaven wrote:I just recently started a debate with a troll trekkie at MSN boards and i've had very good laughs when reading his responses, i just felt obligated to share this with you.

http://groups.msn.com/StarTrekVsStarWar ... 53&CDir=-1

Im the guy named Light Soldier at that debate.
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"Fear not, citizens, your saviour is here!.. but where is Trek-Master?"

<looks around. spots Soldier Light jumping up and down on a bloody stain in the carpet>

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To be honest, guys, these Trek trolls aren't even worth engaging. I mean, come on. Most of them can't even form a coherent sentence, much less debate.

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I dont debate with him because i need a challenger, i debate with him because its funny :D Here is some new stuff from him..

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The tech manual says a type 2 phaser can destroy 650 cubic meters of 6gram cubic centimeters in a 0.28 second discharge.
There are 1million cubic centimeters in a cubic meter.
Therefore a 0.28 second discharge can destroy 3.9 kilotons with only 0.01MW
I'm getting this directly from the manual and you're calling me an idiot. You're making up the 3.9kg statement so go call yourself an idiot.
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There is no NDF effect at all in the stun settings. Setting 5 and up will damage shielding. Better study your manual harder next time.
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It doesn't contradict anything. Remember i said according to the strength of hand phasers a 1 gigawatt phaser shot can destroy over 1 gigaton of rock. This means it would take dozens of starships hours to wear down and destroy a borg cube.
The battle with the cube in first contact lasted hours if not days
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DS9 uses type 10 and type 12 phasers so each phaser array would unlikely be much more than a GW.
A 10kilowatt phaser approaches the kiloton level.
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Can you see my point yet warsies? 1 trek gigawatt is extremely more powerful than a star wars gigawatt. 1 gigawatt lasers in star wars would only be enough to crush a can.
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I just picked a few parts of his idiocy that i could quickly find but he is pretty funny.

My knowledge on phasers is a bit lacking, could anyone clear me out on what NDF really means and does it affect shields.
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ROFLMAO!!!!! :lol:
Can you see my point yet warsies? 1 trek gigawatt is extremely more powerful than a star wars gigawatt. 1 gigawatt lasers in star wars would only be enough to crush a can.
This is so stupid I'll add that to my sig.
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Remind him that TMs are not Cannon, THE FOOL!

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Who would have thought it. Trekkies on an MSN board. Maybe Microsoft is harboring the trekkies to protect them from this board. :lol:
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Mr. B wrote:Who would have thought it. Trekkies on an MSN board. Maybe Microsoft is harboring the trekkies to protect them from this board. :lol:
Almost certainly. After all both fear the wrath of the itelligent consumer.
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Rightous Fist Of Heaven wrote:I just picked a few parts of his idiocy that i could quickly find but he is pretty funny.

My knowledge on phasers is a bit lacking, could anyone clear me out on what NDF really means and does it affect shields.
As a term, NDF officially doesn't exist anymore. NDF was the name given by the TMs. Thus, the term's still colored by the connection to the TM. Therefore, some fans have pushed for re-acceptance of the old term POOC (Phase Out Of The Continuum) to describe the effects. This motion has yet to gain popularity.

Since there is little hard data on how NDF works, we must make do with observed effects. Mike's Relics calcs are IMHO flawed in respects to the assumption that the solar prominences were negligible, and so we can expect a GCS to be able to withstand more than the estimated 150 000 TJ of EM energy. A phaser is reputed to be able to burn through such shield in 5 seconds, which IMHO is a workable estimate.

However, once said beam has penetrated these shields, their efficiency seems to drop radically. Mike estimated a few Terawatts at most, and without his experience I can't dispute him even if I wanted to. :)

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Don't worry, my cable's back and I copied it all to word so I can systematically disassemble it in my leisure tonight.

Did he ever give up on the "shield projectors are outside the shields" bit?
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Ender: Nope he didnt.
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Mr Bean wrote:Don't be afriand to use my new and improve Low end Figures for battle espcialy bad idiots
http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic. ... 4713#74713

Updated an re-evilated Calcs slap ISD shields at 79.929259259292592592 or 80 Teratons :D

Feel free to use that and point out the 40-70 Megatons the Proton Torps are plus the piddly 128 Megaton Q-Torp figure :twisted:

Then feel free to laugh
I thought the photorps had been set at 500kt?
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Ted wrote:
Mr Bean wrote:Don't be afriand to use my new and improve Low end Figures for battle espcialy bad idiots
http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic. ... 4713#74713

Updated an re-evilated Calcs slap ISD shields at 79.929259259292592592 or 80 Teratons :D

Feel free to use that and point out the 40-70 Megatons the Proton Torps are plus the piddly 128 Megaton Q-Torp figure :twisted:

Then feel free to laugh
I thought the photorps had been set at 500kt?
Depends. If that were true, the data from Relics wouldn't make much sense.
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BTW almost forgot one funny part on what we debate, he actually claims that HTL's dont exist, that the HTL turrets on an ISD are the only TL's than they carry.
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Rightous Fist Of Heaven wrote:BTW almost forgot one funny part on what we debate, he actually claims that HTL's dont exist, that the HTL turrets on an ISD are the only TL's than they carry.
Yawn.
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Hmm. By his logic, the Executor would then carry no weapons at all because they're just to small to be seen.
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Eleas wrote:As a term, NDF officially doesn't exist anymore. NDF was the name given by the TMs. Thus, the term's still colored by the connection to the TM. Therefore, some fans have pushed for re-acceptance of the old term POOC (Phase Out Of The Continuum) to describe the effects. This motion has yet to gain popularity.
Probably cause NDF sounds better and POOC sounds like "Piece Of Oozing Crap"
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His Divine Shadow wrote:
Eleas wrote:As a term, NDF officially doesn't exist anymore. NDF was the name given by the TMs. Thus, the term's still colored by the connection to the TM. Therefore, some fans have pushed for re-acceptance of the old term POOC (Phase Out Of The Continuum) to describe the effects. This motion has yet to gain popularity.
Probably cause NDF sounds better and POOC sounds like "Piece Of Oozing Crap"
Isn't that as good a description for phaser operation as any?
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Eleas wrote:
His Divine Shadow wrote:
Eleas wrote:As a term, NDF officially doesn't exist anymore. NDF was the name given by the TMs. Thus, the term's still colored by the connection to the TM. Therefore, some fans have pushed for re-acceptance of the old term POOC (Phase Out Of The Continuum) to describe the effects. This motion has yet to gain popularity.
Probably cause NDF sounds better and POOC sounds like "Piece Of Oozing Crap"
Isn't that as good a description for phaser operation as any?
Speaking from a trekkie perspective here.
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His Divine Shadow wrote:
Eleas wrote:
His Divine Shadow wrote: Probably cause NDF sounds better and POOC sounds like "Piece Of Oozing Crap"
Isn't that as good a description for phaser operation as any?
Speaking from a trekkie perspective here.
You know, you're really good at that. ;)
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