Orions vs Twilieks

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Better Courtesans

Orions
7
19%
Twielieks
15
42%
humans
8
22%
Andriods
1
3%
Other
5
14%
 
Total votes: 36

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Orions vs Twilieks

Post by The Yosemite Bear »

ok, skimpy dressed, Courtesans

Orions or Twielieks.

My vote goes for Orions
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Post by Crazedwraith »

A voted for the mis -spelled, Twielieks.
Its spelt-Twi'lek
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my vote goes for humans because we will find a way to make it a pay-per-view royal rumble involving pudding, mud, baby oil or combinations of the above.
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I'll vote when we get pics ! :D
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I figured the orions, in terms of "Other" training (not just sex), pheremones, and knowledge of multipal species body langangage....
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I vote for a lesbian orgy in the harem room.


SOMEONE had to say it.
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Post by Keevan_Colton »

SirNitram wrote:I vote for a lesbian orgy in the harem room.


SOMEONE had to say it.
An excellent proposal, I second it.
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I think I'd go with Twi-leks, for 2 reasons.

1) They look more limber (dancers in jabba's palace, and jedi)
2) They'd be less likely to have nasty STDs since in Star Trek, there seems to be some new disease every week afflicting a starship crew.
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I'm glad nobody's voting for Ewoks
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Other: Zeltrons. Geez, I can't believe they weren't on the poll.

Combine extremely powerful pheromones, total acceptance of polygamy, staying in shape all the time, and total willingness to do anything -I mean anything- to you for money, and in many cases for free...

And they have parties for almost no reason at all.
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Post by Keevan_Colton »

Hm.....it's a tough one really......as long as no one brings in Lister's in-law's it'll be alright ;)
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That changeling telepathic chick from that one ST episode.

I think Jean Grey from the X-Men movie played her.

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Post by Keevan_Colton »

Ah, shape shifters and the like.....that's a whole other set of possibilites.....
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neoolong wrote:That changeling telepathic chick from that one ST episode.

I think Jean Grey from the X-Men movie played her.

Highly skilled and knows what you want and can do it for you.
Course that episode was proof Picard had no testoterone...or just like Will a whole lot more.

He never did give an answer at the end of how he resisted a female formed shape shifting telepath.
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Keevan_Colton wrote:
SirNitram wrote:I vote for a lesbian orgy in the harem room.


SOMEONE had to say it.
An excellent proposal, I second it.
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I concur to the proposal. Short of that, Twi-Leks.
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YT300000 wrote:Other: Zeltrons. Geez, I can't believe they weren't on the poll.

Combine extremely powerful pheromones, total acceptance of polygamy, staying in shape all the time, and total willingness to do anything -I mean anything- to you for money, and in many cases for free...

And they have parties for almost no reason at all.
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I don't remember them from either star trek or starwars, where are these Zeltrans from?
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:I don't remember them from either star trek or starwars, where are these Zeltrans from?
I'm pretty sure they are from SW.
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I'm voting human cos I probably have the cures to the STDs they carry.
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neoolong wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:I don't remember them from either star trek or starwars, where are these Zeltrans from?
I'm pretty sure they are from SW.
SW, don't know which books but a friend of mine has that Guide to the Species book, they're in it. Pretty...uhhh...'interesting' species. If they were on the list I'd vote for them.
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Duh! Twi'leks of course!
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I favor Twi'lek girls.
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Post by Death from the Sea »

I don't know why the Twi'leks are winning.... those nasty ass tentalces in the back of their heads are a bit of a turn off... I voted Orion slave girl.
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Post by Bertie Wooster »

Can Twi-leks or Orions get knocked up by humans? That would be an important factor.
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Captain_Cyran wrote: SW, don't know which books but a friend of mine has that Guide to the Species book, they're in it. Pretty...uhhh...'interesting' species. If they were on the list I'd vote for them.

Their from the old Marvel comics series
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