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Which would be worse. (ST vs. SW musical Numbers)

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1. Star Wars: Disco Empire. The Death Star is transformed into a Mirrored Ball, the Superlasers, now just beam bright light, and Disco Music begins to bombard the Planet Below. (Everybody Dance Now)

2. Star Trek: The Rocky Horror Borg Show. Attempting to cash in on the seven of Nine, and the silly soft core aspects that B&B keep pushing. The Borg now show up in Fishnets, and BDSM wear, except for the Borg queen, who has a Top Hat, Tails, and Short shorts. The Borg then Perform numbers from Moulin Rouge, and The Rocky Horror Picture Show. (Resistance is Funky)
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Star Trek: The Rocky Horror Borg Show. By far.
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You have waaaaaay to much time on your hands... :P

Rocky Horror Borg Show...Who would play Janet; Janeway? :shock:
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Even worse, *who* would be Dr. Frankenfurter... :shock:

Egads, the thought is too terrible...
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Heehee...Data...
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Darth Vader= DJ Vader -or-
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Just imagine the dancehall effects...
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verilon wrote:Heehee...Data...
He would be Brad... :P "Hunting cube for cybernetic weirdos..." or "Anyone know how to madison?" substituted with the usual treknobabble...
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verilon wrote:Heehee...Data...
Data with a pearl/dilithium necklace and fishnets made of wire... :shock:

I need to stop. :P
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EmperorMing wrote:Data with a pearl/dilithium necklace and fishnets made of wire... :shock:
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Re: Which would be worse. (ST vs. SW musical Numbers)

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THe Yosemite Bear wrote:1. Star Wars: Disco Empire. The Death Star is transformed into a Mirrored Ball, the Superlasers, now just beam bright light, and Disco Music begins to bombard the Planet Below. (Everybody Dance Now)

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Tuvok would be one of the Transylvanians...

And the dude who flies the deltaflyer would be Meatloaf...
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Poison!
These ideas are poison!
I demand you cease and desist before you give B&B ideas!
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Ack!! The Rocky Horror Picture Show would have made a good plot for Voyager (better than most of the episodes...)

Instead of a castle, it would have been a starbase...Oh, this could be bad... :twisted: :P
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MAD magazine actually made a Star Trek musical. It's in my 25th anniversary edition.
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To paraphrase... "No! You die! You die and you burn!"

Besides, Q would clearly be Dr. Frankenfurter.
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Worse yet,

Star Wars version of Alice Through the Looking Glass
Star Trek version of The Wizard of Oz
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Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:To paraphrase... "No! You die! You die and you burn!"

Besides, Q would clearly be Dr. Frankenfurter.
Q as Frankenfurter? Now that is *truly* a scary thought... :shock:
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EmperorMing wrote:
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:To paraphrase... "No! You die! You die and you burn!"

Besides, Q would clearly be Dr. Frankenfurter.
Q as Frankenfurter? Now that is *truly* a scary thought... :shock:
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THe Yosemite Bear wrote:1. Star Wars: Disco Empire. The Death Star is transformed into a Mirrored Ball, the Superlasers, now just beam bright light, and Disco Music begins to bombard the Planet Below. (Everybody Dance Now)
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Storm troopers wiould wear white *polyester* suits... :P GACK!!
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Crimson Guards with top-hats and canes... Lando doing Sammy Davis... Jabba the Hutt as portrayed by Marlon Brando...
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Re: Which would be worse. (ST vs. SW musical Numbers)

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THe Yosemite Bear wrote:1. Star Wars: Disco Empire. The Death Star is transformed into a Mirrored Ball, the Superlasers, now just beam bright light, and Disco Music begins to bombard the Planet Below. (Everybody Dance Now)

2. Star Trek: The Rocky Horror Borg Show. Attempting to cash in on the seven of Nine, and the silly soft core aspects that B&B keep pushing. The Borg now show up in Fishnets, and BDSM wear, except for the Borg queen, who has a Top Hat, Tails, and Short shorts. The Borg then Perform numbers from Moulin Rouge, and The Rocky Horror Picture Show. (Resistance is Funky)
Good grief, that's just sick! Let's just all get toasted on a couple of bottles of Jack and watch, Paint My Wagon while shaving our heads with a cheeze grater and chewing on sandpaper -- sounds like more fun than either of those two scenarios...
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The ST idea. Even scarier is that B&B might actually do it.

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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:The ST idea. Even scarier is that B&B might actually do it.

Yo! Dis iz Darth Jiggy! I'm the king of this space stizzin, and I'm smizzin while I'm chizzin at the same tizzin, so lizzin to me, or I'll crush yo ass with my chillin' force powers!
I managed to decipher about a third of that... my brain itches.
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