As If You Needed More Proof...

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2002-10-16 09:39am

http://kier.3dfrontier.com/forums/showt ... post908234

Look at the Star Wars Vs. Star Trek one.

Heh, we no longer have a purpose for SB.com, SD.net and ASVS or Poe's site.

ArthurDent · Post by **ArthurDent** » 2002-10-16 09:43am

Like proof was ever really needed for such a thing.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2002-10-16 09:46am

ArthurDent wrote:Like proof was ever really needed for such a thing.

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Are you coming onto me?

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2002-10-16 09:51am

C'mon, someone post on this God forsaken board damn you!

Arthur, do something!

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2002-10-16 10:23am

star trek
1 690 000 results
versus
star wars
2 570 000 results

The winner is: star wars

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2002-10-16 10:27am

Like I said, no more debate needed.

Akira · Post by **Akira** » 2002-10-16 10:42am

what about giving me credit for finding the link, and then telling you to post it here.

(oh all right, you would have posted it here anyway, but I did still find the link).

Number of results on Google for the keywords ISD and SCS:

ISD
846 000 results versus
SCS
724 000 results

See. I told you 2 SCS would kill and ISD while losing one.

Number of results on Google for the keywords Death Star and Borg Cube:

Death Star
2 020 000 results versus
Borg Cube
22 800 results

well yes. that would be true.

VSD
124 000 results versus
GCS
195 000 results

Eat that.

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2002-10-16 10:59am

Michael Wong (451k) vs. Robert Scott Anderson (1030k)

Bose (708k) vs. Good Sound (4480k)

Rice (6240k) vs. Burger (1300k)

Sex (61800k) vs. Food (41300k)

Marina O'Leary (5607) vs. Shakkara (93)

Eisenhower (540k) vs. Krushchev (7280)

Capitalism (1080k) vs. Communism (642k)

Big Steve (0) vs. Fool (3260k)

United States (5860k) vs. France (30900k)

Victor Davis Hanson (48k) vs. Noam Chomsky (140k)

(I would put smilies in, but there isn't enough variety on SD.net)

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2002-10-16 11:15am

And of course, in googlefight.com, the battle of SEX versus ANYTHING...sex wins, of course. SEX also beats EVERYTHING, coincidentally.

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2002-10-16 11:56am

In "Shakkara vs Monkey", who the hell is shakkara?

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2002-10-16 12:33pm

Slartibartfast wrote:In "Shakkara vs Monkey", who the hell is shakkara?

Um, presumably you're talking about Marina, not a monkey.

Shakkara is a denizen of SB whose opinions tend to conflict with almost the entire board. Marina's & Shakkara's viewpoints on many things could be almost diametrically opposed.

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2002-10-16 01:07pm

phongn wrote:
Slartibartfast wrote:In "Shakkara vs Monkey", who the hell is shakkara?
Um, presumably you're talking about Marina, not a monkey.

Shakkara is a denizen of SB whose opinions tend to conflict with almost the entire board. Marina's & Shakkara's viewpoints on many things could be almost diametrically opposed.

No, I'm pretty sure they wrote Monkey.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2002-10-16 02:19pm

phongn wrote:Michael Wong (451k) vs. Robert Scott Anderson (1030k)

Hmmmm.... i Googled and got

"Mike Wong" : 3200
"Michael Wong" : 17,800
"Robert Scott Anderson" : 37
Guardian2000 : 126
Darkstar : 159,000

(The " " around what your searching for means that it will only look for when tose words appear next to each other.)

A glance through the first pages of these searches I couldn't find any references to the people i was searching for, except on one:

RSA: i found Wayne Poe's "RSA's asteroid idiocy" site.

So when people search for RSA they will know he is an idiot. Good.

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2002-10-16 05:25pm

Slartibartfast wrote:No, I'm pretty sure they wrote Monkey.

WTF are you talking about? The word "Monkey" does not exist in that post!

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-10-16 05:29pm

phongn wrote:
Slartibartfast wrote:No, I'm pretty sure they wrote Monkey.
WTF are you talking about? The word "Monkey" does not exist in that post!

He's talking about the thread at SB. Shakkara vs Monkey is mentioned there.

SPOOFE · Post by **SPOOFE** » 2002-10-16 05:56pm

See. I told you 2 SCS would kill and ISD while losing one.

::ahem::

Imperial Star Destroyer: 31,900
Sovereign-class Starship: 3450

Looks like you're too low by 80%, buckaroo.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-10-16 06:00pm

Cyril vs Austraphilacus
614K 0

Bwahahah!

Star Destroyer vs Elite Fitness
30,500 24,700

SCORE!

Donkey Rapist(Donkey Fucker) vs WCOTC
13 209 5,290
(World Church of the Creator)
6,600

Well, we know the truth. Interestingly enough, one of the hits for "Donkey Fucker" was this site: http://members.shaw.ca/csstrowbridge/Ego/EgoAward.html

I guess we know the truth about Strowbridge, now.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-10-16 06:07pm

Lagmonster wrote:And of course, in googlefight.com, the battle of versus ANYTHING...sex wins, of course. also beats EVERYTHING, coincidentally.

Not even the almighty "the"? I typed that in and got almost 3 billion!

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-10-16 06:19pm

"e" vs "sex"
431 million vs 61 million

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2002-10-16 06:38pm

Mike Wong
210 000 results versus DarkStar
160 000 results

VICTORY!

Me
162 000 000 results versus Everything else in existance
46 000 results

The winner is: Me

VICTORY!

Thrawn
42 900 results versus Dorkstar
242 results

The winner is: Thrawn

ANOTHER VICTORY!

Thrawn
42 900 results versus Any other thing currently in existance
20 400 results

The winner is: Thrawn

VICTORY!

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2002-10-16 06:41pm

Logic
6 980 000 results versus Stupidity
529 000 results

The winner is: Logic

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I love this!

Evil Jerk · Post by **Evil Jerk** » 2002-10-16 06:49pm

Evil Jerk 129,000
Arminius 38,500

Suck it down, WCOTC freak!

The Culture 21,900,000
Galactic Empire 84,200

Why does the Culture always have to win?

George Lucas 767,000
Berman & Braga 14,600

Well, as IF B&B could come close to Lucas..

Good 93,300,000
Evil 9,100,000

Shit! How? How can evil be so badly beaten by good?

Mountain goat 218,000
Kathryn Janeway 37,200

Darth Valdemar · Post by **Darth Valdemar** » 2002-10-16 07:40pm

UK: 98,400,000

v

USA 50,900,000

Winner: UK

Wong: 1,680,000

v

Kennedy: 4,360,000

Winner: Kennedy

Bush: 9,610,000

v

Saddam: 1,110,000

Winner: Bush

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2002-10-16 09:09pm

XaLEv wrote:
phongn wrote:
Slartibartfast wrote:No, I'm pretty sure they wrote Monkey.
WTF are you talking about? The word "Monkey" does not exist in that post!
He's talking about the thread at SB. Shakkara vs Monkey is mentioned there.

Ohhh....it all becomes clear to me now...

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-16 09:16pm

Kate Mulgrew=33,400 > Carrie Fisher=49,400