Xizor vs. Orion Female (XXX implications warning)

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Xizor vs. Orion Female (XXX implications warning)

Post by The Yosemite Bear »

Whose combination of Skill, Endurance, Flexibility, Mind Control, and Pheremone Control would win out over whom.

personally I say this is a very even match, that results in exhausting the Fallen and the Orion "Religious/Art texts"
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Ohhhhh, I really really like this thread :D
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Better yet, Guri vs. Padme vs. Daala vs. Mara vs. Leia vs. Jaina vs. all the other cute SW girls vs an equal number of Orion sex slaves at mud wrestling :D
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I say kick Xizor out and bring in another Orion female..
I mean, THIS TOPIC IS DISGUSTING! HOW DARE YOU! Etc.
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Orion female vs Mary Poppins :twisted:
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Darth Wong wrote:Orion female vs Mary Poppins :twisted:
Yet another spoonful of sugar, Mike? :twisted: :twisted:
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Oh no. Not again!
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Re: Xizor vs. Orion Female (XXX implications warning)

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Please post pictures of the female contestants.
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Post by The Yosemite Bear »

Well here's one where you can turn any actress into an Orion Female Slave.

http://www.fortunecity.com/marina/trinidad/1487/

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Post by Ghost Rider »

I like this profoundly stirring debate already....hmmm...forget Xizor I say the SW girl thing is a far more intresting debate...but as to the original...I say Orion all the way(well I want the Orion to win :twisted:
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Post by The Yosemite Bear »

You can't complain about women who were gentically engineered for seduction, and sex, (usually enough edurance to deal with whole crews getting liberty at once.)
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oh yahh Orion Girl. :D
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