Best Use for Enterprise-E would be...

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Best Use for Enterprise-E After the Empire conquers the Federation?

Turn it into a Garbage Scow
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11%
Haul it away as Garbage
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Refit it up to Imperial specs and standards
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17%
Destroy it
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14%
Give it to Romulan_nemesis to do with what he wants!! =)
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31%
 
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Well, what is your choice? (pick me! Pick me! Pick Me!)

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You need a "melt down for scrap metal" option, although I suppose the "destroy it" option is close enough.
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Argh No option for using it as a side show? Or a historical Relic?

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It lacks the canonical one.

Turn it into an atmospheric pleasure craft, pension off the crew, and park it across from Ambidala's quarters on Coruscant during the events of Ep I.

I love bringing that up...
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SirNitram wrote:It lacks the canonical one.

Turn it into an atmospheric pleasure craft, pension off the crew, and park it across from Ambidala's quarters on Coruscant during the events of Ep I.

I love bringing that up...

So what you're saying is that you want to turn it into a floating Brothel...I can't argue with that.
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None of the above. The thing's already a cruise ship. Spruice it up a little more, and turn it into a full-fledged pleasure cruise ship.
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TWO WORDS: TARGET PRACTICE!!! :)
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Post by RayCav of ASVS »

may I mind you I started a thread like this a long time ago? :P
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why not make it a hood ornament for an Executor-Class SSD? :lol:
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A teaching aid for the Imperial Engineering Corps on how not to build a starship.
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no that would be the Enterprise-D
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Moonshadow wrote:no that would be the Enterprise-D
have to agree on that one
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aerius wrote:
SirNitram wrote:It lacks the canonical one.

Turn it into an atmospheric pleasure craft, pension off the crew, and park it across from Ambidala's quarters on Coruscant during the events of Ep I.

I love bringing that up...

So what you're saying is that you want to turn it into a floating Brothel...I can't argue with that.

The D would have been better for that. It's colors fit a brothel better. The E is a bit more military drab.

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Oh come on.....you all know if you could have it you would take it and use it for world domination.
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Sell it to the Imperial fleet so that it can be punishment detail. You foul up u end up on the scrappy SCS. It'd keep cadets on their toes anyway.
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Kamakazie Sith wrote:Oh come on.....you all know if you could have it you would take it and use it for world domination.
Excpet it's absolutely the worst possible craft to use. It's a starfleet cruise ship with labs and a popgun.
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jegs2 wrote:None of the above. The thing's already a cruise ship. Spruice it up a little more, and turn it into a full-fledged pleasure cruise ship.
That's a good idea, really. It could be used as a luxury ferry for in system transportation as well.
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Commander LeoRo wrote:
jegs2 wrote:None of the above. The thing's already a cruise ship. Spruice it up a little more, and turn it into a full-fledged pleasure cruise ship.
That's a good idea, really. It could be used as a luxury ferry for in system transportation as well.
It'd probably ruled unsafe for civilian use. Starfleet ships are ticking time bombs when it comes to saftey.
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Stormbringer wrote:
Commander LeoRo wrote:
jegs2 wrote:None of the above. The thing's already a cruise ship. Spruice it up a little more, and turn it into a full-fledged pleasure cruise ship.
That's a good idea, really. It could be used as a luxury ferry for in system transportation as well.
It'd probably ruled unsafe for civilian use. Starfleet ships are ticking time bombs when it comes to saftey.
Careful, there's a contingent out there trotting out the idea that the warp core breach at the drop of a hat syndrome is endemic to the GCS alone.
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Hmm the 'historic relic' ships the Empire keeps will probably be the glorious Miranda, Constitution and Excelsior classes, so I guess you can just recycle it.
On the other hand, perhaps there are people who would like to travel as slow as shortly before the foundation of the OR, during the days of Xim?
Just like there are people today who like sailing ships.

Seriously if I was the commander of the Imperial task force I'd just give it to Rommie so he can have his fun with it.
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Like Riker once said, just rename it to The Love Boat.
Then use as the original designers intended it for: a pleasure cruise (Ten-Forward would have to be expanded though.) one of the stops would have to be Risa, which is supposed to be a very nice resort (I don't know what makes it so nice)
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Sorry, my misake, I thought we were talking about the E-D.
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Loveboat : Enterprise E
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Stravo wrote:
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Commander LeoRo wrote: That's a good idea, really. It could be used as a luxury ferry for in system transportation as well.
It'd probably ruled unsafe for civilian use. Starfleet ships are ticking time bombs when it comes to saftey.
Careful, there's a contingent out there trotting out the idea that the warp core breach at the drop of a hat syndrome is endemic to the GCS alone.
Maybe. But I doubt they would let something like that slip but when every other design is safe and stable. You'd have to be an idiot to design something so fatally flawed and a even bigger idiot to allow it to slip past. My guess it that in the newer (less safe designs) they traded a better power output for decreased saftey margins.
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And of course, there things like the ships flying apart without the SIF. The fact that it has an incredibly volitatile fuel source.

In short, the Ent-E has so many flaws that no Imperial safet inspector would allow it to ships paying passangers.
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