Mike Wong Vs Star Trek

[SWPIGWANG]

I hope I'm not breaking any rules here....

Q has transpoted Mike and anything requires from modern day Earth that fills the volume of a house into trek-verse with a choice of time an place of insertion. He is also granted immortal life in trekverse. The mission is listed below and on completion mike gets three wishes, or else he gets dumped back on earth at time of removal with janeway porn filling his head.
He is also granted the following force powers: force lightening, mind trick, low level precog, force grip/push/pull, that is similar in power to what a jedi knight can achieve.

The mission is considered complete if anyone of the following is filfulled:
1. Take over the Federation either internally or externally within 200 years of insertion. Control as in 60% of federation controlled planets at the height of the federation before completion must recognize wong as the leader.
2. Take over the AQ within 300 years of insertion, as in 80% of warp capable planets at the time.
3. Take over the Trek Galaxy within 1,000 years of insertion, as in 80% of warp capable planets at the time.

So can mike, helped by his trek DVDs and extensive studies of federation weaknesses overcome all resistance? What insertion strategies would be best, and what should mike bring? Would force powers come in handy? What means of achieveing the should should mike try?

[consequences]

When exactly in the Trek timeline is he inserted?

[SWPIGWANG]

At any time/place he chooses.

[Utsanomiko]

I thought Jean-Calude Van Damme was the first choice for this sort of stuff.

[wautd]

I seriously doubt he could do it.

Besides, the forces of good always win

[Kazuaki Shimazaki]

I hope I'm not breaking any rules here....

Look, does this have anything to do with the fact Mike Wong is heading to Las Vegas right now? And shouldn't this be in the PST forum?

He is also granted the following force powers: force lightening, mind trick, low level precog, force grip/push/pull, that is similar in power to what a jedi knight can achieve.

Not really good enough. This gives him a small advantage, but not enough to get into power without substantial other merits and luck.

The mission is considered complete if anyone of the following is filfulled:
1. Take over the Federation either internally or externally within 200 years of insertion. Control as in 60% of federation controlled planets at the height of the federation before completion must recognize wong as the leader.
2. Take over the AQ within 300 years of insertion, as in 80% of warp capable planets at the time.
3. Take over the Trek Galaxy within 1,000 years of insertion, as in 80% of warp capable planets at the time.

So can mike, helped by his trek DVDs and extensive studies of federation weaknesses overcome all resistance? What insertion strategies would be best, and what should mike bring? Would force powers come in handy? What means of achieveing the should should mike try?

The Feds have lots of weaknesses, but I don't think they are the kind that can be easily exploited by a 20th century human with a few weak special powers. His best shot would probably be to blend in, and rise to power the normal way. He's intelligent, so as long as he puts on Diplomacy Mode, he should be able to rise to power.

If he manages to do 1 (become effective leader of the Federation), 2 would actually come relatively easily. Then Mike Wong can really come into play - start getting the Army to be combined arms and so on. THen he can start conquering the AQ, which the Feds have so far maintained at least parity with despite their military incompetence, perhaps because the enemy's even worse.

[wautd]

I hope I'm not breaking any rules here....

And shouldn't this be in the PST forum?

Wong with force powers

So no, don't think so

[Kazuaki Shimazaki]

Wong with force powers

So no, don't think so

The Force (really Force-equivalent) powers were granted by Q of Star Trek. I'm sure SW is not the only fiction / fantasy universe with superpowers like precog and energy shooting from the fingers. The Force and Jedi Knight was only mentioned to improve visualization of Wong's new capabilities. I still fail to see why there is any real SW component in it.

[Kazuaki Shimazaki]

Instead of those inadequate powers (they don't do him much good), give him the power to "summon" one thing from Star Wars at a time. That would at least kind of bring Star Wars into it.

If some stuff ruins the balance too much, have a time limit for the big stuff. For instance, you may only summon something as big as a Star Destroyer for 30 minutes, after which it disappears and you cannot summon for another period of time.

[JME2]

If it's in the crap of the 22nd Century, Mike Wins.

If it's in the campiness of the 23rd Century, Mike Wins.

If it's in the wonders and decent plots of the 24th Century, well In Like Flint.

[RevWaldo]

Mike enters Starfleet Academy.
As he is immortal he can learn enough Tech and Leadership skills to advance from Ensign, Lt., Lt. Com, Com, Captain, Admrial and then to the leadership of Starfleet Command perhaps one day the President of the Federation.

As President of the Federation, he is in control of the entire UFoP and he completes one of his requirements.

[Gil Hamilton]

*places the business end of a crowbar under SWPIGWANG's face, gives it a sharp tug and POP! his browned nose shoots out of Mike's asshole*

[RevWaldo]

Mike enters Starfleet Academy.
As he is immortal he can learn enough Tech and Leadership skills to advance from Ensign, Lt., Lt. Com, Com, Captain, Admrial and then to the leadership of Starfleet Command perhaps one day the President of the Federation.

As President of the Federation, he is in control of the entire UFoP and he completes one of his requirements.

Added later thought:
It's possible that he won't even need to use the Jedi Mind Trick.

[Jon]

He'd be executed by worf in a fatal bat'leth duel on route to Earth.

[speaker-to-trolls]

He'd be executed by worf in a fatal bat'leth duel on route to Earth.

Lord Wong would not be stupid enough to enter a fight armed with a Bat'leth.

[Sarevok]

He'd be executed by worf in a fatal bat'leth duel on route to Earth.

Not if he uses force powers.

[Terr Fangbite]

This is odd. Here i thought this particular board was st vs sw............. oh well. Mike wong would win because he would probably rise up in the federation power structure (since he has plenty of time) then take drastic measures to gain control (pull a palpatine on the federation, maybe a romulan bomb blowing up while the president and his cabinet are having coffee). Then he'd win the scenario even though i doubt he'd want to win (who would want to rule the federation? I mean come on, they a bunch of self-rightous pricks). If he did get into trouble thats when the jedi tricks come in.
Also, wautd, I'm afraid the arguement the good always wins is a very subjective thing. I don't think the federation is good (look at DS9 where they give an ally of theirs a disease in order to kill his entire race). So since I feel the federation is evil, then I guess you're saying mike wong would win.

[Dartzap]

You have obviosly only looked at a veryvery small part of the forum then

the home page is mostly SWvsST, but the forum is a very diverse

[Terr Fangbite]

of course the forum is diverse. But this board the Star Wars vs Star Trek Board is supposed to be star wars vs star trek. This is more Wong vs Star Trek, which is scary to say the least.

[darthdavid]

I'll be the first to venture that he somehow uses anal sex in his take over of the sw galaxy.

[namdoolb]

Well, the amount of information provided by a full set of Startrek DvD's is scary indeed.

admittedly they won't be much use once he starts making moves, but if he keeps interference to the minimum before then, he can pretty much pick the perfect place and time to make his move for power.

[Shogoki]

He'd be executed by worf in a fatal bat'leth duel on route to Earth.

Not if he uses force powers.

Not if he uses a real sword.

[Jon]

Force Powers, Nah... Worf will miraculously overcome them, with a loud growl he'll lunge forwards and Wong's head will be decapitated. Then he'll grit his teeth some.

[Terr Fangbite]

what makes you think worf would attack wong? If wong inserts himself early into the star trek timeline, a)worf would'nt be alive b)by the time worf is alive he'd be supporting wong out of loyalty, just like he does the federation, klingon chancelor. Even so, the batleth is a weapon for show more than real fighting capability. And the force powers would easily overcome worf. Sorry, but beserking your way to someone makes it that much easier to do "you will take republican credits"

[Jon]

Worf has a short temper, Wong would state his ill desire for the StarTrekVerse and Worf would proclaim that he will kill him where he stands, lunging forwards before Wong even has a chance to use the 'force', decapitating him.