New idea for a Trek show: Borg Trek!

bozman · Post by **bozman** » 2002-11-26 02:13am

Paramount should really give up on Enterprise and make a new show called "Borg Trek." Basically, the show would center around some drones on a big Borg cube that would walk around, sleep, and occasionally scan stuff. Once in a while they might come across some aliens and assimilate them.

Ok, yeah really dumb but you have to admit that it would be much better than Enterprise.

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2002-11-26 02:14am

*Marginally* better, which isn't saying too much.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-11-26 02:15am

The Fifth Series would have been better if they went with the Starfleet Museum stuff on EAS.

Now that is some good stuff.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-11-26 02:21am

Yeah Borg Trek would be better.

My idea was Star Trek: Starfleet Academy. Basically follow a bunch of students and see them trained. Maybe follow an "elite" group like Red Squad or something. Of course much of the training might be bad, considering the resulting officers, and it could fall into teen drama if the producers and writers suck. But, after watching Trek I have always wondered how they were trained beyond the few scenes we see. And I think some of the books covered the area, though I would like to see a series. Of course, B&B would obviously be uninvolved.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2002-11-26 02:26am

My idea was Star Trek-The Romulan War. If wishes were fishes we'd all cast nets.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-11-26 02:38am

Frank Hipper wrote:My idea was Star Trek-The Romulan War. If wishes were fishes we'd all cast nets.

Probably a bit too close to the Dominion War as someone noted.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-11-26 02:56am

My idea is Star Trek Risa: a deep, probing look into the infamous Federation "pleasure planet". See the Anal Academy, where young women learn the techniques of backdoor sex. See the Fellatio University, where women learn the fine art of giving head.

Post by **Vympel** » 2002-11-26 03:01am

Darth Wong wrote:My idea is Star Trek Risa: a deep, probing look into the infamous Federation "pleasure planet". See the Anal Academy, where young women learn the techniques of backdoor sex. See the Fellatio University, where women learn the fine art of giving head.

ROFLMAO

I'd put that in my sig if I wasn't such a prude.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2002-11-26 03:06am

Darth Wong wrote:My idea is Star Trek Risa: a deep, probing look into the infamous Federation "pleasure planet". See the Anal Academy, where young women learn the techniques of backdoor sex. See the Fellatio University, where women learn the fine art of giving head.

I've always wondered what those statues were used for.
[Picard] Well Number One, how was your stay on Risa? Won't you please have a seat?[/Picard]
[Riker] Uh, sir, if it's all the same, I'd rather stand.[/Riker]

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2002-11-26 03:33am

Star Trek Maquis See what a bunch of dedicated profesional soldiers in Trek are like before being wiped out by the dominion

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2002-11-26 03:42am

My idea is Star Trek Risa: a deep, probing look into the infamous Federation "pleasure planet". See the Anal Academy, where young women learn the techniques of backdoor sex. See the Fellatio University, where women learn the fine art of giving head.

ROFL! My new sig this shall be.

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2002-11-26 03:53am

Darth Wong wrote:My idea is Star Trek Risa: a deep, probing look into the infamous Federation "pleasure planet". See the Anal Academy, where young women learn the techniques of backdoor sex. See the Fellatio University, where women learn the fine art of giving head.

You know right now I am sitting here and asking myself, why oh why did I keep reading beyond the first sentence?

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2002-11-29 05:20am

And Lord Wong turns another thread to the topic of buttsex...

paladin · Post by **paladin** » 2002-11-29 10:02am

neoolong wrote:Yeah Borg Trek would be better.

My idea was Star Trek: Starfleet Academy. Basically follow a bunch of students and see them trained. Maybe follow an "elite" group like Red Squad or something. Of course much of the training might be bad, considering the resulting officers, and it could fall into teen drama if the producers and writers suck. But, after watching Trek I have always wondered how they were trained beyond the few scenes we see. And I think some of the books covered the area, though I would like to see a series. Of course, B&B would obviously be uninvolved.

I heard B&B were flirting with a Starfleet Academy based series before finalizing on Enterprise. Luckily, they didn't make it.

irishmick79 · Post by **irishmick79** » 2002-11-29 02:42pm

[quote="Darth Wong"]My idea is Star Trek Risa: a deep, probing look into the infamous Federation "pleasure planet". See the Anal Academy, where young women learn the techniques of backdoor sex. See the Fellatio University, where women learn the fine art of giving head.[/quote]

he he he....I think "Star Trek:Deep Throatin' 9" would be a better title for that idea.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2002-11-29 03:11pm

Darth Wong wrote:My idea is Star Trek Risa: a deep, probing look into the infamous Federation "pleasure planet". See the Anal Academy, where young women learn the techniques of backdoor sex. See the Fellatio University, where women learn the fine art of giving head.

ROFLMAO!

I second that!

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-11-29 03:38pm

paladin wrote:
neoolong wrote:I heard B&B were flirting with a Starfleet Academy based series before finalizing on Enterprise. Luckily, they didn't make it.

Something even worse than Enterprise? Hard to imagine.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-12-16 03:29pm

Darth Wong wrote:My idea is Star Trek Risa: a deep, probing look into the infamous Federation "pleasure planet". See the Anal Academy, where young women learn the techniques of backdoor sex. See the Fellatio University, where women learn the fine art of giving head.

I know it is bad form to ressurect dead threads, but I cant help it

Behold they have begun production.

Be warned, do not explore the rest of that site........

seanrobertson · Post by **seanrobertson** » 2002-12-16 08:01pm

GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:And Lord Wong turns another thread to the topic of buttsex...

LOL

I never did anal. I enjoyed the...err...other thing too much.
(Yes, I'm a prude, too

.)

Lots of people I've known have never tried the poop-chute.
I imagine it takes a special, adventurous woman to give
a shit about that (harhar).

Ugh, that was weak. Hey--I'm working on boosting my post-count!

Oh, yeah, and as to the topic at hand...I honestly think
a show told from a Klingon *or* Borg perspective *would*
be better overall than ENT. I've enjoyed a very few episodes
of ENT--"Carbon Creek" or the one with the regenerative
space station this season--but overall, I've been disappointed
with it. If I didn't love Jolene Blalock's tits and lips, and
Linda Park's understated yet unavoidable hotness, I would
probably not watch it at all.

In a VERY, VERY different vein, I also think Porthos is cute.
But anyone who links my liking that dog to the girls is
condemned to a flame war which they shall lose horribly

Heh.

(Seriously, isn't Porthos a decent-looking dog? I have not
had a dog in years. Sorta miss it.)