This is classic

Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2002-12-04 04:27pm

Didn't know where to put this so i put it here its hilarious.
From World Wide Web Fightshttp://www.grudge-match.com/History/kirk-solo.shtml

Match Han Solo vs James T Kirk
When the match is over...

31 Bottles from the bar smashed over an opponent's head.
14 Overturned tables.
3 Barflies killed in the battle. (One of them only has 1 arm for some reason...)
20,430 Pointless reader responses that mention Star Wars: Episode II.
1,256,935 Pointless reader responses that discuss the "Star Trek Can't Win" theorem in detail.
1 Toupee that comes off in the scuffle, which is later sold by a bounty hunter as Kirk's "scalp".
15 Minutes that the fight transpires.
5 Failed time-travel attempts from the new series "Enterprise" as the crew tries to save James T. Kirk from death, which leaves the ship crashing into the sun.
9 Random objects that float around the room as Luke SkyWhiner attempts to help Han out with the force, long-distance.
1 Second that is necessary to prove that a polyester uniform has less flexibility than a 15-day-old bagel.
1 Right hook across Kirk's jaw.

Finally seeing the Starfleet captain lose in a fistfight with a REAL competitor, WITHOUT getting his shirt torn?

PRICELESS.

- The Mad Josher

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-12-04 04:34pm

74% to 26%. Pretty solid win for Solo.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2002-12-04 08:00pm

I've been looking at that site for some time now, and they have many more SW vs St matches. Look for Q vs. Palpy, Chewie vs Worf, etc.
Hilarious.

Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2002-12-04 11:21pm

Captain tycho wrote:I've been looking at that site for some time now, and they have many more SW vs St matches. Look for Q vs. Palpy, Chewie vs Worf, etc.
Hilarious.

Been there done that just never had the time to read the feedbacks which is the thing I posted. I thougt the Mastercard parody was real good

Perinquus · Post by **Perinquus** » 2002-12-05 03:34am

I was particularly amused by the following paragraph:

Speaking of which, Kirk's never been able to hold onto a woman for more than one episode. Han, your erroneous claim notwithstanding, was getting hot and heavy with Leia in Empire -- and do you know how long it takes to travel between star systems going slower than light? He had Leia where he wanted her for months, if not years. Suuuuuure the hyperdrive wasn't working.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2002-12-05 03:36am

Bwuhahahaaha!!!

Excellent find!

Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2002-12-05 06:03pm

EmperorMing wrote:Bwuhahahaaha!!!

Excellent find!

*Bows
Thank you your Imperial Magesty

Yogi · Post by **Yogi** » 2002-12-05 06:19pm

http://www.grudge-match.com/History/emperor-q.shtml

How did Palpatine win?

How WOULD he win?

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2002-12-06 01:38am

Yogi wrote:http://www.grudge-match.com/History/emperor-q.shtml

How did Palpatine win?

How WOULD he win?

That's because Everybody Hates Q.

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2002-12-07 05:39am

My favourite one was the Michael Jackson Vs The Artist Formerly Known As The Artist Formerly Known As Prince!

Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2002-12-11 11:49pm

Crown wrote:My favourite one was the Michael Jackson Vs The Artist Formerly Known As The Artist Formerly Known As Prince!

That was good one but in a real fight a slight slap and Jacko would break and fall apart.

MirrorUniverseSpy1 · Post by **MirrorUniverseSpy1** » 2002-12-12 01:27am

Quite funny.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2002-12-12 09:52am

MirrorUniverseSpy1 wrote:Quite funny.

I know why your name starts with mirror.... because you only mirror other peoples commentd and put no original though into your own posts.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2002-12-12 04:14pm

Here's a little something that a couple friends of mine and I came up with for the Tournament of Champions. Call it Trek logic loop vs MST3K bots.
What do you think?

Joel: Today, we have a very special feature. The return of the invention exchange!
Mike and the Bots: Yay!
Joel: Our very special guest for our extra special feature is Random Ensign # 2465350. What do you have for us, Ensign?
Ensign: Well, uh Joel, for the invention exchange I brought this phaser.
Joel: Neat.
Tom: Hey Ensign, what is up with that "Logic Loop" crap you guys are always pulling on Trek? I mean, I am not going to fall for that!
Ensign: Actually it works on every known computer system.
Tom: It wouldn't work on me.
Ensign: Yes, I'm pretty sure it would.
Tom: Bring it on then bitch!
Ensign: Okay, everything I say is a lie.
Tom: What the? The hell is that supposed to be?!?
Crow: So then that phaser, would it vaporize you without a trace?
Ensign: Yes, yes it would.
Crow: Liar!
Ensign: No really, it would.
Crow: Suuuuure it would. LIAR!
Ensign: I am telling you it most certainly would!
Bots: Prove it!
Ensign: FINE I WILL! SE*ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
Tom: Well, I'll be damned...
Crow: Oops, guess you were right.
Mike: You guys... that wasn't very nice. Apologize to that man's ashes right now!
TB: Sorry!
Mike: We'll be right back.

Zaku-chan · Post by **Zaku-chan** » 2002-12-12 06:59pm

Hehe. MST3K rules. They really need to do some ST movies.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2002-12-13 03:55pm

Grudge Match's ST vs. SW fights are all good, but I think the current fight (Parody battle: Spaceballs vs. Galaxy Quest) is failry interesting as well.

Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2002-12-13 07:29pm

Andrew J. wrote:Grudge Match's ST vs. SW fights are all good, but I think the current fight (Parody battle: Spaceballs vs. Galaxy Quest) is failry interesting as well.

Yes Iv'e Seen that. Its funnythat even a parody of Star Wars has the "Star Wars always wins" Factor as an asset.