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This guy, Envy, is the biggest Trekkie idiot I've ever seen. A real classic. He claims to have a masters degree in physics, but absolutely butchers elementary physics in his arguments. He omits bits of my rebuttals when they disprove his bullshit. He spins big Treknobabble speeches about Star Wars technology, and in an argument more stupid than any I have ever seen, he claims the Empire will exhaust all the energy in it's galaxy within fifty years. Go here:

http://starwarsgalaxies.station.sony.com/

And find the "End all ST/SW argument(part 2)" thread on the "General Star Wars" board. The name of the poster is in blue, which should help you find it quickly. (A mod reposted the thread after the original became too long.) I'm Shaithis on that board, and I've laid a pretty solid Imperial Smackdown on him. I figured you guys might like to give him a few kicks though.
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Post by Ghost Rider »

Why try...reading through the first layers is painful with this guy not even trying anything for speed(quotes trek but then dispute .5 past lightspeed)

And scaling of years...

And categorial immunity...

And Mass of Torpedo?!

And...well not going any deeper...sorry they can come here and get reamed properly or someone who want to dare can go over there...and ream some good real science into their heads.
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Post by LordShaithis »

Because it's fun! He goes on about his physics credentials, and then botches a simple collision, giving me an excuse to publicly ridicule him. :-)
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Post by Grand Admiral Thrawn »

Bring him here instead.
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Post by Captain tycho »

Ughh.
Not more idiot Trekkies..
Do they really think V'ger would beat the Empire?
Hell, one fucking Feddie ship beat the shit outta V'ger.
I'd love to see the Death Star go up against that thing.
Vger: 100km wide (does not count 'energy cloud' which is basically useless), unknown number of weird torpedoe launchers, a slow FTL system.
Death Star: 900km wide. Millions of turbolaser turrents rated at 200Gt per shot (perhaps higher), one planet destroying superlaser, several hundred thousand TIE fighters and support craft, uber-powerful shield.
Plus, it doesn't look like a big cloud of gas.
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Post by data_link »

Captain tycho, I must insist that you do not post such horrendously large images on my screen. It is very annoying.

Will a mod please replace that image with a link so that we can veiw this thread sithout having to scroll sideways?
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Post by Anarchist Bunny »

Tycho, shrink and caption that pic or stop fucking posting it.
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Post by beyond hope »

I concur: it takes the page farkin' forever to load on my poor inadequate dialup connection, too
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Then get a bigger screen and get a faster connection... us bourgeois are not to have our giggles spoiled by the like of you plebians!!
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From now on I'll just post the link to it.
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He's definatly an idiot. I've seen worse.......but not many.
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Bring him here. If turned, he would make an expendable ally.
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Master of Ossus wrote:Bring him here. If turned, he would make an expendable ally.
Why would you want his kind of idiocy fighting for our side?
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Jim Raynor wrote:
Master of Ossus wrote:Bring him here. If turned, he would make an expendable ally.
Why would you want his kind of idiocy fighting for our side?
I think it possible to overcome his anti-logic and intelligence shields to convert his methods, as well as his beliefs. If it is possible, we could bring him here. If it is impossible, of course, then we should let him stay where he is.
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if he will not be turned.......he will be DESTROYED!!!! *blasts lightning from hands*
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

I believe he mentions SD.net in one of his posts, bringing up the spped of the meteor that hit the bridge, but ignored the rest of the site. I'm suprised he hasn't registered here and spouted out his nonsense. Of course, we need another chew toy, so let's bring him over here.
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I believe he mentions SD.net in one of his posts, bringing up the spped of the meteor that hit the bridge, but ignored the rest of the site. I'm suprised he hasn't registered here and spouted out his nonsense. Of course, we need another chew toy, so let's bring him over here.
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Oh, yes, please, bring on another idiot n00b. Just what the board needs.
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Post by Warspite »

Now, that was a long discussion, that led to nowhere... Maybe he knows he would be bashed if he ever posted here, so that's why we haven't heard from him.
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Post by LordShaithis »

He seems to have vanished after his claim of owning multiple masters degrees was destroyed by his glaring ignorance.
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Post by Darth Balls »

the moron trekkies have made 2 more threads, they seem to have a habit of making a new thread every time they get their ass kicked :p
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Post by Darth Balls »

Envy is back, obviously waited for most of us to leave so there would be nobody to smack him down again, i only had time to skim over his new post and its mostly bullshit again.
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Post by Darth Balls »

blah, these forums really need an edit button

http://boards.station.sony.com/ubb/star ... 963-3.html
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My eyes! It hurts my eyes!

Plot devices are not technological marvels! Replicators use matter! This guy is a frickin Idiot!

Pity.... thats about all I can think of. I mean I thought the post about the desperate trekkies was bad, this is just sickening.

wtf is he talking about the plasma...the phased energy going through shields... it's not.... wow lol

Usually not at a loss for words but the stupidity must transfer in there somehow and block 'em lol.
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Post by Crayz9000 »

Darth Balls wrote:blah, these forums really need an edit button
The reason that these forums do not have an edit button is because some trolls (e.g. Jones, Anderson) will say one thing, go back and edit it after they've been flamed, and then say "No! Look at my post! That's what I've been saying all along..."
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