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Okay, everyone, let me put it bluntly. Warp5.com has put up some of the most ridiculous Trek reviews in the history of the franchise. It gives only ONE Enterprise episode a "Warp 1" rating, but gives FIVE episodes a "Warp 5" rating. I have only seen one of the episodes that it gives a "Warp 5," but that one is the laughably weak "Marauders." Does anyone else agree or disagree with this site's reviews of the series?
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The site's name has the word "warp" and their rating system also incorporates the word "warp". What else did you expect?
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Shinova wrote:The site's name has the word "warp" and their rating system also incorporates the word "warp". What else did you expect?
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BTW, their average score for Enterprise is nearly "Warp 3.5." I think that says it all. I'm sticking to firsttvdrama.com.
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Master of Ossus wrote:Okay, everyone, let me put it bluntly. Warp5.com has put up some of the most ridiculous Trek reviews in the history of the franchise. It gives only ONE Enterprise episode a "Warp 1" rating, but gives FIVE episodes a "Warp 5" rating. I have only seen one of the episodes that it gives a "Warp 5," but that one is the laughably weak "Marauders." Does anyone else agree or disagree with this site's reviews of the series?
Assuming warp 5 is their highest rating, those guys are on some serious drugs. "Marauders" was possibly the worst episode of any Trek series.
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what????? :shock: :shock: :shock: they gave an enterprise episode their highest rating?????? they are on drugs many of them (and if they are not then somone oughta perscribe them some) personally i havn't seen "marauders" but from the way you guys talk about it it must be pretty bad
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They need to lay off the mescaline they are tipping too hard :lol:
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in my personal Opinion... Enterprise, is the worst SERIES ever... they even go out of the ST encylopedia.. and now their going to have to update it.. and ima have to spend 100 bucks to get the CD's and the book again to stay up to date on all the info.. and i really thing Capt. Archer is a poof.
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