how would commander data explain in his native technobabble?

[Dennis Toy]

How santa gets down skinny chimneys?


How a teenager can turn himself into a car (This from a 1980s cartoon called Turbo Teen)?


why the professor could build a nuclear reactor out of 2 coconuts but couldn't fix the boat.

[meNNis]

WOW what a waste of a thread

poor thing.. dead before it even had a chance....

[FettKyle]

How santa gets down skinny chimneys?

Santa use a blackhole to sqeeze his atoms down a chimeney

[Lord Pounder]

Data:- Santa uses a transverse colaxial proton portal, located in the chimnety to bypass this universe and emerge back in the target house, the exit of the portal just happens to also double as a homes enviromental heating system.

[Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi]

How santa gets down skinny chimneys?


How a teenager can turn himself into a car (This from a 1980s cartoon called Turbo Teen)?


why the professor could build a nuclear reactor out of 2 coconuts but couldn't fix the boat.

2. The post-pubescent being of earthly orgin utilizes a quantum subquantum atomic manipulator to rearrange the bodily atomic structure and function to duplicate such a vehicle.

3. The professor is an idiot savant, with the exceptional ability to utilize a quantum subquantum atomic manipulator to transform a milk-bearing tropical nut into a reactor. However, to obtain such results, he had to get such a quantum subquantum atomic manipulator, which was not in availibity. He must have utilized a mind-meld to manipulate the atomic structure.

[FaxModem1]

STOP IT STOP IT, IT MELTS MY BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Imperial Officer Miller]

whuuu.. .*brain flows out his ear onto the ground and fries*

[Ender]

why the professor could build a nuclear reactor out of 2 coconuts but couldn't fix the boat.

I'm told there is an actual explanation for that one out there somewhere.