The Littlest Drug Dealer: Four Years Old

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The Littlest Drug Dealer: Four Years Old

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http://www.indystar.com/articles/2/131773-2332-092.html

Forget that kid with the weed for lunch, this is some serious shit.
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that's some fucked up shit. . . .going by the article the kid probably didn't even know what he had either. :?
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The parents abandoned their kids to Social Services in order to avoid the drug charge? Fuckheads.
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yup, very bad times....
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Fucking shithead parents, leaving coke around for their kids to find. You'd think that it'd be a little harder to pass on your genes, especially for these fucktards, but nah, Nature's a bitch...
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God damnit! :evil: Those parents deserve a Darwin Award
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Majin Gojira wrote:God damnit! :evil: Those parents deserve a Darwin Award
That would mean killing the kid(s), wouldn't it?
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Slartibartfast wrote:
Majin Gojira wrote:God damnit! :evil: Those parents deserve a Darwin Award
That would mean killing the kid(s), wouldn't it?
Actually, I think it would mean having the parents accidentally kill themselves out of some outrageously stupid stunt.
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
Slartibartfast wrote:
Majin Gojira wrote:God damnit! :evil: Those parents deserve a Darwin Award
That would mean killing the kid(s), wouldn't it?
Actually, I think it would mean having the parents accidentally kill themselves out of some outrageously stupid stunt.
Yes, but they have already reproduced. So in order for them to get a Darwin Award, their stupidity would have to take out the kid, too.
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Psycho Smiley wrote: Yes, but they have already reproduced. So in order for them to get a Darwin Award, their stupidity would have to take out the kid, too.
Not necessarily. There was one Darwin Award I can remember off the top of my head where a father was screaming at his son, then finally handed his son a knife and screamed at him to stab him in the chest. The boy put the knife down several times but his father kept sticking the knife back in the boy's hand and kept demanding that he get stabbed. So his son finally did. Stabbed his dad through the heart and killed him. The father got a Darwin Award because it was guessed that his son may not have inherited his father's stupid gene; of course, if the boy did then he'll probably be in the running for one in a few years.

So they'll give idiots Darwin Awards even if the 'winners' have kids.
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The Kernel wrote:The parents abandoned their kids to Social Services in order to avoid the drug charge? Fuckheads.
Sad thing is, the kids are probably better off with Social Services than with parents who would do this shit.
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Haha, guess Dave Chapelle was right about the toddler weed dealer threatening him on the steet.
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sketerpot wrote:
The Kernel wrote:The parents abandoned their kids to Social Services in order to avoid the drug charge? Fuckheads.
Sad thing is, the kids are probably better off with Social Services than with parents who would do this shit.
Agreed.
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evilcat4000 wrote:
sketerpot wrote:
The Kernel wrote:The parents abandoned their kids to Social Services in order to avoid the drug charge? Fuckheads.
Sad thing is, the kids are probably better off with Social Services than with parents who would do this shit.
Agreed.
*Thinks about the Fundy serial molester familes that social services get's a bad reputation for sometimes working with.*
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