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This is the real Iraq.

But nooo, all the bloggers and freeptards focus on are the few occasions where some kid gets a teddy bear or some contrived feel-good story in the midst of the rampant chaos and death.

"Don't listen to the librul media! Everything is fine and dandy in Iraq. 1/1000000th (read, hyperbole for ridiculously low %) of the country has electrical power now!!!!111"

Then they hear of the mercs getting slaughtered.

"NUKE THE BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Ironic for you to accuse others of hyperbole, Hamel.
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Illuminatus Primus wrote:Ironic for you to accuse others of hyperbole, Hamel.
I was pointing out my own hyperbole, tyvm
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I'm betting that Sistani won't back Sadr, though, because Sadr's not an Ayatollah, he's not a senior cleric, and he's aiming to carve out his own private fiefdom, as opposed to the Americans, who are planning on leaving eventually.
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"Eventually" being the key word- when their 14 "enduring bases" go is anyone's guess.
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Yeah, but Sistani's not stupid. I bet he can see through Sadr.
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This goes to show the difficulty in arresting someone who have 10.000 armed supporters. I doubt this attempted coup will get much support outside Sadr's normal crowd.
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