Well, Clinton <insert marginally relavant or irrelevant action> in his <insert term>. This was much worse than what <insert conservative politician> did by a magnitude of <insert large number>.
Furthermore, Clinton lied about <insert real or imagined scandal> and refused to <insert Presidental action> while getting head from <insert overweight woman>. This demonstrates that Clinton is much worse than <insert conservative politician>.
Plus there is this:<insert expletive> Clinton!<insert longwinded essay lambasting Clinton that is long enough that people get bored and stop reading before they bother to finish>
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Gil Hamilton
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For Conservatives *humor*
Here is something for conservatives to make their lives a bit easier when it comes to responding to criticism about Bush or another conservative politician. Simply fill in the blanks.
"Show me an angel and I will paint you one." - Gustav Courbet
"Quetzalcoatl, plumed serpent of the Aztecs... you are a pussy." - Stephen Colbert
"Really, I'm jealous of how much smarter than me he is. I'm not an expert on anything and he's an expert on things he knows nothing about." - Me, concerning a bullshitter
"Quetzalcoatl, plumed serpent of the Aztecs... you are a pussy." - Stephen Colbert
"Really, I'm jealous of how much smarter than me he is. I'm not an expert on anything and he's an expert on things he knows nothing about." - Me, concerning a bullshitter
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"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
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Xenophobe3691
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If Shep of all people said this should be FUQ'ed, I have to agree...
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Gil Hamilton
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That's just great. My first FUQ... and I got it from Shep. 
"Show me an angel and I will paint you one." - Gustav Courbet
"Quetzalcoatl, plumed serpent of the Aztecs... you are a pussy." - Stephen Colbert
"Really, I'm jealous of how much smarter than me he is. I'm not an expert on anything and he's an expert on things he knows nothing about." - Me, concerning a bullshitter
"Quetzalcoatl, plumed serpent of the Aztecs... you are a pussy." - Stephen Colbert
"Really, I'm jealous of how much smarter than me he is. I'm not an expert on anything and he's an expert on things he knows nothing about." - Me, concerning a bullshitter
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Gil Hamilton
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That's impressive stats. Out of 250 views, I've only gotten 5 replies and three of them are FUQ nominations.
"Show me an angel and I will paint you one." - Gustav Courbet
"Quetzalcoatl, plumed serpent of the Aztecs... you are a pussy." - Stephen Colbert
"Really, I'm jealous of how much smarter than me he is. I'm not an expert on anything and he's an expert on things he knows nothing about." - Me, concerning a bullshitter
"Quetzalcoatl, plumed serpent of the Aztecs... you are a pussy." - Stephen Colbert
"Really, I'm jealous of how much smarter than me he is. I'm not an expert on anything and he's an expert on things he knows nothing about." - Me, concerning a bullshitter
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Well what more is there to say?Gil Hamilton wrote:That's impressive stats. Out of 250 views, I've only gotten 5 replies and three of them are FUQ nominations.
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