9/11 Panel Asks Cheney to Prove Iraq-al-Qaida Link

BoredShirtless · Post by **BoredShirtless** » 2004-06-20 11:29am

Finally...someone in the position to ask him has asked the Vice President to provide the evidence behind the magical link only he can see.

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » 2004-06-20 02:13pm

The President and his cronies seem to be confusing "meetings" with "co-operation". Just because officials from AQ and Iraq have met doesn't mean that they were co-operating. So far the only concrete evidence that has come out about Saddam supporting terrorists is that he gave money to the families of suicide bombers, which isn't really supporting terror directly.

I think the President and that corpse of a vice-president will just continue to spout the same nonsense, in the hope that if you repeat a lie often enough that people will start accepting it as the truth.

Vohu Manah · Post by **Vohu Manah** » 2004-06-20 02:20pm

Wow, who would have thought someone would have called the Administration directly on the claim, and publicly too. Good for them, and the electorate. Hopefully they don't attempt to drown out the call.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2004-06-20 02:59pm

According to the issue of World Weekly News I picked up at the supermarket today, Dick Cheney is a robot ("like a Stepford wife!"). That explains a *lot*.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-06-20 04:27pm

HemlockGrey wrote:According to the issue of World Weekly News I picked up at the supermarket today, Dick Cheney is a robot ("like a Stepford wife!"). That explains a *lot*.

The Daily Show ran that story a very long while back, I think.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2004-06-20 06:09pm

Durandal wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:According to the issue of World Weekly News I picked up at the supermarket today, Dick Cheney is a robot ("like a Stepford wife!"). That explains a *lot*.
The Daily Show ran that story a very long while back, I think.

Ther have been a couple of Daily Show stories like that, but it's also a running gag. Every guest who worked with the Bush administration is asked "Is Cheney a cyborg?"

Mayabird · Post by **Mayabird** » 2004-06-20 11:32pm

Andrew J. wrote:
Durandal wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:According to the issue of World Weekly News I picked up at the supermarket today, Dick Cheney is a robot ("like a Stepford wife!"). That explains a *lot*.
The Daily Show ran that story a very long while back, I think.
Ther have been a couple of Daily Show stories like that, but it's also a running gag. Every guest who worked with the Bush administration is asked "Is Cheney a cyborg?"

There was a Saturday Night Live skit about Cheney's implanted pacemaker-esque thingy. Supposedly it gave him superhuman speed and made coffee for him. I say if your implants make coffee, you're definately a cyborg.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2004-06-21 12:17am

According to the WWN, Cheney's creators were unable to program him with any sense of morals or compassion. He is unable to advance beyond a 1950's "Drop the Bomb" attitude.

Patrick Degan · Post by **Patrick Degan** » 2004-06-21 02:20am

I've tended toward the vampire theory myself. It explains why Cheney disappears to "undisclosed locations" (his crypt) and why he is never seen when or where direct sunlight would strike him, or has never been observed where Vice Presidents are usually found —at funerals (hallowed ground). It would also provide the best explanation for the unholy degree of control he evidently exerts over this White House.

I always thought it obvious that Dick Cheney was actually one of the Undead.

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2004-06-21 03:25am

Patrick Degan wrote:I've tended toward the vampire theory myself. It explains why Cheney disappears to "undisclosed locations" (his crypt) and why he is never seen when or where direct sunlight would strike him, or has never been observed where Vice Presidents are usually found —at funerals (hallowed ground). It would also provide the best explanation for the unholy degree of control he evidently exerts over this White House.

I always thought it obvious that Dick Cheney was actually one of the Undead.

FUQ!