Just remember, the AF gives non-alcoholic Champagne with the catered meals. And I have had some of those meal selections where I might have been better off going without...consequences wrote:That's it, I'm switching to the Air Force, where the expectation for absolute worst case scenarios is having bottled water with your catered meal, rather than Champagne.
Seriously, the MRE already loses its appeal after about the second one of any given flavor(and that's the tasty meals, there's meal selections which would probably have me cutting bits off of our KIAs in the field), I can't imagine how pissing on it is going to make resorting to cannibalism seem like the less attractive option.
US army food...just add urine
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nobody expected you to eat your gas mask.The Yosemite Bear wrote:WWI gas masks used to require urination, however I still only use it for itch relief/Bee sting relief myself...
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