One more reason why Kerry looks more presidential...

Galvatron · Post by **Galvatron** » 2004-10-14 02:50am

The man is a spitting image of Andrew Jackson!

Agrajag · Post by **Agrajag** » 2004-10-14 02:52am

It's uncanny. No wonder he looks Presidential.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2004-10-14 02:54am

Maybe Kerry should change his hair. He'd look more like him.

Executor32 · Post by **Executor32** » 2004-10-14 03:24am

I'm not seeing it. His resemblance to General Rieekan, on the other hand...

It's so uncanny, it's fucking scary.

That said, I think he should have used this in his campaign:

"In addition to my service in Vietnam, I also served with distinction as a General in the Rebel Alliance, in charge of Echo Base on Hoth."

Malecoda · Post by **Malecoda** » 2004-10-14 11:55am

Sam Waterston

Mange · Post by **Mange** » 2004-10-14 12:03pm

Nah, I think he looks like Lurch from The Addams Family.

The Silence and I · Post by **The Silence and I** » 2004-10-14 12:23pm

I don't know, Herman Munster, sans the green, comes to mind for me

JME2 · Post by **JME2** » 2004-10-14 12:42pm

The Silence and I wrote:I don't know, Herman Munster, sans the green, comes to mind for me

Jib Jab is in agreement with you on that one.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2004-10-14 12:47pm

Now all he needs is to get into as many drunking brawls and duels as Andrew Jackson, then turn to President Bush and call him a pussy.

Bugsby · Post by **Bugsby** » 2004-10-14 01:34pm

Gil Hamilton wrote:Now all he needs is to get into as many drunking brawls and duels as Andrew Jackson, then turn to President Bush and call him a pussy.

That would be the best thing to hit politics in decades.

The Prime Necromancer · Post by **The Prime Necromancer** » 2004-10-14 01:39pm

I personally think he looks a lot like Dr. Carl Hill:

Vote Kerry! He's head and shoulders above all the other candidates!

Well... the first part anyway.

(If those images don't work, go here. You'll know who I'm talking about.)

Marksist · Post by **Marksist** » 2004-10-14 02:47pm

(If those images don't work, go here. You'll know who I'm talking about.)

I didn't really see anyone at that site who looked like Kerry. I dunno, maybe I missed it.

Wow, Kerry does look very similar in the face to Jackson. Pretty uncanny.

Marksist · Post by **Marksist** » 2004-10-14 02:49pm

Nah, I think he looks like Lurch from The Addams Family.

Oooh, that's pretty clever, been hanging around freerepublic lately?

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2004-10-14 02:53pm

I don't think trying to equate Kerry to Jackson would be a good thing.

The Prime Necromancer · Post by **The Prime Necromancer** » 2004-10-14 03:16pm

Marksist wrote:I didn't really see anyone at that site who looked like Kerry. I dunno, maybe I missed it.

Here we go:

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-10-14 05:48pm

First, John Kerry closely resembles Lurch, then he closely resembles Herman Munster, then he closely resembles Andrew Jackson, and then he closely resembles General Rieekan. Can't John Kerry pick a famous face to closely resemble and stick with it?