Homeland Security keeps us safe from illegal Rubik's Cubes

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Feds create puzzle not found on toy shelf

The owner of Pufferbelly Toys in St. Helens worries when Homeland Security agents show up on official business

Thursday, October 28, 2004
ASHBEL S. GREEN
Nothing about running a small store called Pufferbelly Toys prepared Stephanie Cox for a cryptic phone call from the U.S. Department of Homeland Security.

"It's all very surreal, quite honestly," Cox said Wednesday. "I thought it was a prank when I first heard. I couldn't understand why Homeland Security would be investigating a tiny toy store in St. Helens."

The call came in late July or early August. A man identifying himself as a federal Homeland Security agent said he needed to talk to Cox at her store.

Cox asked what it was all about.

"He said he was not at liberty to discuss that," she said.

They agreed to meet in early August, but the agent later canceled. Cox thought the matter had blown over when the agent called back Sept. 9 to say he was coming out there.

"I was shaking in my shoes," said Cox, who has owned Pufferbelly Toys for more than four years. "My first thought was the government can shut your business down on a whim, in my opinion. If I'm closed even for a day that would cause undue stress."

The next day, two men arrived at the store and showed Cox their badges. The lead agent asked Cox whether she carried a toy called the Magic Cube. She said yes. The Magic Cube, he said, was an illegal copy of the Rubik's Cube, one of the most popular toys of all time. He told her to remove the Magic Cube from her shelves, and he watched to make sure she complied.

The whole thing took about 10 minutes.

After the agents left, Cox called the manufacturer of the Magic Cube, the Toysmith Group, which is based in Auburn, Wash. A representative told her that the Homeland Security agents had it wrong. The Rubik's Cube patent had expired, and the Magic Cube did not infringe on rival toy's trademark.

John Ryan, corporate counsel for the Toysmith Group, said Homeland Security, which includes Customs, routinely blocks shipments of products from overseas that violate intellectual property rights, such as patents, copyrights and trademarks.

"That's fine. That's not an outrageous federal act by any means," Ryan said. "But we certainly were surprised that a federal agent approached a toy store owner and frightened them."

Virginia Kice, a spokeswoman for Immigration and Customs Enforcement, said agents went to Pufferbelly based on a trademark infringement complaint filed in the agency's intellectual property rights center in Washington, D.C.

Kice also said Homeland Security officials routinely investigate such complaints and follow up if they determine they are valid.

"One of the things that our agency's responsible for doing is protecting the integrity of the economy and our nation's financial systems and obviously trademark infringement does have significant economic implications," she said.

After gaining assurances from Toysmith officials, Cox put the Magic Cube back on the shelf soon after the agents left.

Six weeks after her brush with Homeland Security, Cox is still scratching her head.

"Aren't there any terrorists out there?" she said.

"We at the Department do not have a sense of humor we're aware of"

[Stormbringer]

Good to see that people forget that Homeland Security has customs under it's umbrella now and they're doing the legitimate business of Customs. There's more to this than terrorists; it doesn't help they use Homeland Security as if it were Gestapo. Jesus Christ people can be dumb.

[Bob the Gunslinger]

If this happened to me, I'd love it.

Me: "Oh, I missed the big test? Well, I was being interrogated by the Dept of Homeland Security!"

Other person: "Really? Jesus, that sounds serious. What happened?"

Me: "I bribed them."

[Stormbringer]

If this happened to me, I'd love it.

Me: "Oh, I missed the big test? Well, I was being interrogated by the Dept of Homeland Security!"

Other person: "Really? Jesus, that sounds serious. What happened?"

Me: "I bribed them."

Put down the crack pipe.

[Mr Bean]

Good to see that people forget that Homeland Security has customs under it's umbrella now and they're doing the legitimate business of Customs. There's more to this than terrorists; it doesn't help they use Homeland Security as if it were Gestapo. Jesus Christ people can be dumb.

Not dump, uninformed.... though it normal goes along with dumb

[JME2]

* cough * abuse of power * cough*.