New Zealand has descended into total anarchy as gangs of homosexuals roam the streets, looting, pillaging and sodomising nuns.
With the collapse of the institution of marriage thousands of couples have annulled their marriages and joined in massive orgies outside town halls across the nation.
'Won't someone think of the children.' wailed one traumatised sunday school teacher.
'If the PM hadn't been such a commie-pinko-peacenik we might of had some planes to deal with the angels the LORD is going to send to smite us. We are soo fucked.' commented a spokesman for the Air Force.
On a serious note now all couples have the legal rights protected and recognised by law in NZ. Including gays/lesbians. The only true tradgedy today is that I have to go to a wedding and be designated driver so no heap of free booze for me
