Romney: Dead parents better than gay parents

[Justforfun000]

Since they're so fucking sure that only SOME people can be saved, why do they give a shit anyway? Less competition for them, no?

[Kanastrous]

Since they're so fucking sure that only SOME people can be saved, why do they give a shit anyway? Less competition for them, no?

Because their own odds of being 'saved' are enhanced by relentlessly nosing into other people's business...?

[Molyneux]

Since they're so fucking sure that only SOME people can be saved, why do they give a shit anyway? Less competition for them, no?

I thought that was Jehovah's Witnesses?

[Justforfun000]

I thought that was Jehovah's Witnesses?

Don't Mormons also have a similar creed? I could be getting them mixed up. It's hard to keep track of these denominations sometimes...

[bilateralrope]

Since they're so fucking sure that only SOME people can be saved, why do they give a shit anyway? Less competition for them, no?

Because their own odds of being 'saved' are enhanced by relentlessly nosing into other people's business...?

So its a pyramid scheme then ?

[Guardsman Bass]

Basically, Mormon afterlife works as follows:

When you die, until the Last Judgement, you end up either in Paradise or Spirit Prison. Once the Last Judgement happens, everybody gets sorted into three categories:

1)Bad people end up in the Telestial Kingdom, which is still supposed to be paradise compared to Earth;

2)Good people who didn't accept Mormonism either in life or while in Spirit Prison end up in the Terrestial Kingdom, which is supposed to be a magnitude better than the Telestial Kingdom. Also, you get to chill with Jesus on this level, but not God himself;

3)Good Mormons end up in the Celestial Kingdom, which is still better than the Terrestrial Kingdom. Also, if you married in a Mormon Temple while being a Good Mormon, you get to go to the top, become a God, make planets, then populate them with your countless wives in the afterlife.

From what I've read, only Satan and the rebellious angels end up in "Outer Darkness", although I've heard some people say that really bad people like Stalin and Hitler might end up there as well.

[Guardsman Bass]

Also, it sucks to be a woman in Mormon Afterlife.

[Kanastrous]

Basically, Mormon afterlife works as follows:

When you die, until the Last Judgement, you end up either in Paradise or Spirit Prison. Once the Last Judgement happens, everybody gets sorted into three categories:

1)Bad people end up in the Telestial Kingdom, which is still supposed to be paradise compared to Earth;

2)Good people who didn't accept Mormonism either in life or while in Spirit Prison end up in the Terrestial Kingdom, which is supposed to be a magnitude better than the Telestial Kingdom. Also, you get to chill with Jesus on this level, but not God himself;

3)Good Mormons end up in the Celestial Kingdom, which is still better than the Terrestrial Kingdom. Also, if you married in a Mormon Temple while being a Good Mormon, you get to go to the top, become a God, make planets, then populate them with your countless wives in the afterlife.

From what I've read, only Satan and the rebellious angels end up in "Outer Darkness", although I've heard some people say that really bad people like Stalin and Hitler might end up there as well.

This sounds like an outline for a video game.

Probably on the shelves in SLC, already.

[Napoleon the Clown]

From what I've read, only Satan and the rebellious angels end up in "Outer Darkness", although I've heard some people say that really bad people like Stalin and Hitler might end up there as well.

And people that have had God come down and sit down to dinner but later reject the church...

[Zablorg]

Also, it sucks to be a woman in Mormon Afterlife.

Rape?

[Broomstick]

No, just constant pregnancy and birth, and servitude to the Man-God for all eternity.