My. God! They're making early Sesame Street sound like Avenue Q!
Snuffy a
hallucination? Chrissakes, he interacted with the adults of Sesame Street on his own with Big Bird nowhere in sight! Nobody knew it was him, but he was
definitely interacting with them. He was definitely
not a hallucination. I was smart enough to figure this out when I was a little nipper.
Cookie Monster an addict? It's not like I didn't
understand the urge to pig out on cookies all day. And Cookie Monster was just a glutton. He was eating
hot dog stands since 1983 (
Don't Eat the Pictures — Ahh, memories!).
Oscar depressed? Chrissakes, the guy was a
grouch, not depressed. And he liked TRASH (as evidenced in
Don't Eat — he gets
genuinely happy over the broken art gallery and breaks into song), which is why he lives in a trash can. And he always behaved like you interrupted some important activity, and it wasn't lying on his bed feeling sorry for himself.
These PC parents need a sound beating with the cluebat! Oh, right. That's violence, innit? Can't have
that...
Darth Wong on Strollers vs. Assholes: "There were days when I wished that my stroller had weapons on it."
wilfulton on Bible genetics: "If two screaming lunatics copulate in front of another screaming lunatic, the result will be yet another screaming lunatic.

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SirNitram: "The nation of France is a theory, not a fact. It should therefore be approached with an open mind, and critically debated and considered."
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