Barack Obama Exposed (Really!)

[Masami von Weizegger]

As a follow up to the closed thread here: http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=121520

You can download/read the PDF file HERE.

If you prefer good old fashioned HTML on the other hand, just click HERE.

It's quite long and I haven't gone through it all yet.

[Natorgator]

That document is like a hall of fame of conservative wackjobs.

[GrandMasterTerwynn]

For those who value their brain-cells, I've slogged through the whole thing, and can sum it up thusly. My version cuts out the excess verbiage while preserving the tone, message, and intellectual content (which is to say: none.)

A) Barack Hussein Obama is an EVIL LIE-BERAL who bathes in the BLOOD of INNOCENT UNBORN BABIES!

B) Barack Hussein Obama is an EVIL LIE-BERAL who will RAISE TAXES!

C) Barack Hussein Obama MUST BE STOPPED, because he is BLACK! And the EVIL LIE-BERALS will do ANYTHING to ensure his victory.

D) Barack Hussein Obama is an EVIL LIE-BERAL who is a MUSLIM and a CLOSET-ATHEIST who wants to transform America into a SOCIALIST NATION!

E) Barack Hussein Obama is the candidate that EVIL ISLAMISTS from AL-QUAEDA and IRAN are PRAYING TO ALLAH for, because he will make America like EUROPE!

F) Barack Hussein Obama has NO EXPERIENCE!

Of course, with contributors like Ann Coulter, Bill O'Riley, and other assorted conservative hacks, the contents of this "report" are neither surprising, nor especially newsworthy. It is just another tired rehashing of the typical empty-headed right-wing screeching about Obama, and it'll probably turn up e-mail FWDs from your God-fearing Republican-voting nutcase relatives.

[Gerald Tarrant]

I think the author list ought to tell you most of what's going on with this "report"

Amanda B. Carpenter
Ann Coulter
Tom Fitton
Amanda B. Carpenter
Steve Chapman
D.R. Tucker
Amanda B. Carpenter
L. Brent Bozell III
Robert Spencer Our First Muslim President? 17
Dennis Byrne
Bill O’Reilly The Perils of Obama 20
Mac Johnson
Michelle Malkin
Ben Shapiro
Ericka Andersen
Monica Crowley
Erica Anderson
Dan Proft
Robert J. Caldwell
Star Parker Huckabee and Obama: A Study in Contrast 35

I'm only familiar with the italicized authors; for those who aren't

Ann Coulter: Hag who likes to go on TV and talk about how Conservatives don't get enough media coverage. On a discussion board she'd be a normal troll.

Robert Spencer: Runs the Website Jihad; it specializes in "proving" that all Muslims are extremist Jihadists.

Here's what he said, just so you can see his alarmism

The Los Angeles Times reported recently that
Barack Obama’s campaign seems to be modifying
its earlier affirmation that “Senator Obama has
never been a Muslim, was not raised a Muslim, and
is a committed Christian who attends the United
Church of Christ in Chicago.”

In a statement to the Times, the campaign offered
slightly different wording, saying: “Obama has
never been a practicing Muslim.” The statement
added that as a child, Obama had spent time in the
neighborhood’s Islamic center.

His former Roman Catholic and Muslim teachers,
along with two people who were identified by
Obama’s grade-school teacher as childhood friends,
say Obama was registered by his family as a Muslim
at both of the schools he attended.

If this is true, Obama could possibly be charged
with being an apostate from Islam. This could give
him a unique chance to speak out about the freedom
of conscience and the human rights of those who
leave Islam — for Muhammad, the prophet of Islam,
ordered that apostates from Islam be put to death.
Although this is frequently denied, his statement
“Whoever changes his religion, kill him” appears in
numerous authoritative Islamic sources.

So is Barack Obama under a death sentence?
Probably not — particularly if he left Islam while
still a child. This is a crucial point, for according to
Islamic law an apostate male is not to be put to
death if he has not reached puberty (cf. ‘Umdat al-
Salik o8.2; Hidayah vol. II p. 246). Some, however,
hold that he should be imprisoned until he is of age
and then “invited” to accept Islam, but officially the
death penalty for youthful apostates is ruled out.
Nevertheless, if he was ever considered a Muslim at
all and is now a Christian, Obama could still seize this
opportunity to speak out for the plight of people like
Abdul Rahman and other Muslim apostates who have
been threatened with death for exercising their freedom
of conscience. However, I think that Barack Obama’s
candidacy and religious history are more likely to work
to the advantage of the Left and the jihadists, even if he
flames out a la Howard Dean in 2004. For if the Islamic
death penalty for apostasy is even allowed to come up
in the mainstream media, smiling Islamic spokesmen
will deny that Islam teaches this. They can even be honest
and simply affirm that it doesn’t apply to Obama at
all, since he left Islam while still very young.

It is most likely that the media and Obama’s campaign
will ignore the apostasy law altogether, and tar
anyone who brings it up as a “bigot.” The propagandists
of CAIR, MPAC et al are quite savvy at portraying
themselves as victims in response to presentations
of uncomfortable aspects of Islam. And it is virtually
inconceivable that there will be protests in the Islamic
world over his apostasy, or calls for his execution.

The Cartoon Rage and Pope Rage riots were orchestrated
from above. The people who orchestrated them
know enough not to shoot themselves in the foot.
They (as well as Obama’s campaign) have a chance
here to portray Obama as someone who was raised as
a Muslim and thus has a keen understanding of the
Islamic world and the Islamic mind — rather like the
positioning of Bill Clinton as our “first black
President.” Muslim leaders worldwide will not be
saying, “He was raised a Muslim. Isn’t that terrible?”
They’re more likely to say, “He was raised a Muslim.
Isn’t that wonderful? At last, someone who can see
our point of view.” Given Obama’s politics, it will not
be hard to present him internationally as someone
who understands Islam and Muslims, and thus will be
able to smooth over the hostility between the Islamic
world and the West — our first Muslim President.
Barack Obama’s Muslim upbringing could
become the linchpin of an attempt to present him as
the only candidate who can end the war on terror.
We can only hope that, if he does become President,
he won’t propose to do this only by means of various
varieties of appeasement.

This is just stupid Alarmism

Bill O' Don't think I need to say anything

Michelle Malkin: Second or third generation Phillipine Christian Nativist. Berates anything which is bad for "traditional Christian American Values"

Star Parker: Christian Columnist, don't know much about her.

Really everything you need to know about this "Report" is probably said by the fact that ANN COULTER and Bill O'Reilly are contributors.

About the only piece of "news" is the bit about Obama having a rather liberal voting record; which is hardly news, lots of think tanks publish their "Liberal/Conservative" scores.

[Einhander Sn0m4n]

Ah, typical right-wing hatchet-job troll. Pay it no mind; everything here has been refuted multiple times.

[K. A. Pital]

Yeah, after I read that Obama was a negro-communist plot to rise to power (thanks, Elfdart) I can't say I'm really amazed by the amounts of bullshit here

[General Zod]

Yeah, after I read that Obama was a negro-communist plot to rise to power (thanks, Elfdart) I can't say I'm really amazed by the amounts of bullshit here

I just saw "blah blah blah <Muslim> blah blah blah <darkie> blah blah blah <Muslim, Muslim, Muslim>". That's pretty much all I had to see.

[Executor32]

Wow, they've finally gotten past putting his middle name in all caps. Now they're using his first initial and his full middle name, no emphasis there.

[Patrick Degan]

Waste of bandwidth, but what can you expect with the people running their own online Bund meeting?

[Shroom Man 777]

Goddamn, I thought by "exposed" we would see some compromising photographs of Barack Obama and his beautiful black body. Not some more of this conservotard chain mail shit. I am disappointed (Really!)

[Guardsman Bass]

Incidentally, what the fuck is wrong with these people and ultra-choppy sentences? They write the damn things exactly like Terwynn put it:

"Bara-ack HUSSEIN Obama is AN EVAL LIE-BIRAL, closet MUSLIM EXTREMIST."

It's not just this, too; if anyone ever got that retarded "Obama is a secret Muslim and won't salute the flag" e-mail, the grammar is exactly the same.

[PeZook]

E) Barack Hussein Obama is the candidate that EVIL ISLAMISTS from AL-QUAEDA and IRAN are PRAYING TO ALLAH for, because he will make America like EUROPE!

And this is bad because...?

[Resinence]

E) Barack Hussein Obama is the candidate that EVIL ISLAMISTS from AL-QUAEDA and IRAN are PRAYING TO ALLAH for, because he will make America like EUROPE!

And this is bad because...?

Havent YALL heard, those stupid LIE-BERAL URO-PEENS are basically run by MUSLUMS these days. We can't have 'MERICA becoming like those PUSSY'S!

[Darth Onasi]

Havent YALL heard, those stupid LIE-BERAL URO-PEENS are basically run by MUSLUMS these days. We can't have 'MERICA becoming like those PUSSY'S!

We certainly are! AND YOU'RE NEXT! We won't rest until the United States submits to the will of Allah!

They're just making Obama look better and better with their idiotic rhetoric.
Were I a tin foil hat wearer I'd think it was all an Illuminati conspiracy to make people vote for Obama out of disgust for the others.

[Einhander Sn0m4n]

Goddamn, I thought by "exposed" we would see some compromising photographs of Barack Obama and his beautiful black body. Not some more of this conservotard chain mail shit. I am disappointed (Really!)

You did ask for it...

[Shroom Man 777]

Now this thread is legitimate and the title is no longer misleading.

Though if that's just a photoshop, then that's no different from those deceitful chainmails and I'll be very disappointed in you, Einy

[Scottish Ninja]

Got another ID for you:

Steve Chapman is a columnist; his stuff's in the Chicago Tribune fairly frequently. I don't know that there's anything special about him though. As far as I've seen he's a pretty typical right-wing hack.