Of course, enlisting 18 year olds doesn't help that - maybe we should make the sign up age 21? Naw, would probably still results in a lot of dumbshits.Lonestar wrote:To put it bluntly, it is not the military's fault that you are a dumbshit who didn't understand what you've been told during the recruitment process.
Personally, I've long since concluded the average human being is an idiot, but that's just me.
Well, yes, drugs are easier, less painful, and less mutilating. On the other hand, I have heard of self-mutilation. It's just not common.By the way, I've never heard of guys chopping off body parts to get out of deployment, doing drugs on leave so you can get nailed by the post-leave drugtest seems to be the preferred route.
My father-in-law was a Marine drill sergeant - a "gunny" if you will - who in his time had to deal with 1 suicide via hand grenade that almost took a few other people with him along with assorted suspicious injuries scattered over the years. And that was just in boot camp. Part of his job was to weed those guys out but hey, no system is perfect. I'd ask him for more details but he has been dead for a couple decades so that would be a trifle difficult.
So.... it's a problem the military has to deal with on an on-going basis. This is different from a myriad of other problems.... how? A minority of sailors become ill or are injured in actual accidents. People die out on patrol, which is also inconvient and disruptive to the mission. Did anyone say running the navy was easy?So basically, by letting women serve on submarines (even without mandatory birth control) the navy has changed the status quo exactly zero.
-a minority of sailors will still weasel out of deployments by rendering themselves unable to perform their duties
-the ability to prosecute people for doing so will remain little deterrent to them.
Why do we need vaccinations? Why do we insist people bathe and brush their teeth?So, why do we need mandatory birth control?
Or just fucking hang themselves, which I'm sure happens too, on occassion. Frankly, anyone determined enough to end her birth control by digging an implant out of the flesh of her arm on her own is probably not going to be an effective sailor anyhow. It's a little more difficult than delibrately not swallowing a pill every day.Every sailor already has the means to render themselves unfit for duty through self-harm, what they lack is the motivation to do so. Even if you put every female submariner on birth control and they were determined to be removed from deployment they could just as easily shoot themselves in the foot, or find a way to stop taking the birth control without detection and become pregnant anyway.
You still have not explained why a woman has to be taken off on THREE MONTH patrol where, at the end, she can't be more than 12-13 weeks pregnant. In what way is a woman in the first trimester so incapacitated that she can't function in her job? You still haven't explained that to us civilians, some of whom (myself at least) would really like to know if there is a factual answer rather than a squick-factor at work.(1)It doesn't change the status quo. If a woman gets knocked off and has to be flown off, it's much harder for that to happen on a sub than on a surface ship. A Boomer(sorry.....Ballistic missile submarine) shouldn't have to break a patrol to get a preggo off. It's expensive and potentially very dangerous to nuclear weapons security. Mind you, if a Boomer has a woman who is preggo and doesn't break patrol, then the argument could be made that the USN is knowingly putting children in harm's way.
Actually... I have a neice who was 5 months along when given her BCD. Of course, she was really working at getting out, she wasn't going about it half-assed at all, and wasn't relying on just being pregnant. Then again, it was the army, maybe the army isn't as slack on discipline as the navy....?(2)Usually it's easier and much more fun, for what I hope are obvious reasons, for a female to get out of deployment by means of getting knocked up. Kinda hard to get access to drugs or alcohol while on deployment. In addition, no CO is going to give a pregnant sailor a Bad Conduct Discharge(the kind where you'd have trouble getting a job at McDonalds after the service), while doing drugs is a surefire way of getting a BCD.
(No, really - I expect the navy is just as hard-assed as any other branch. The point is, I have evidence to counter your assertion that that would "never" happen."
Well, if she's using implanted birth control the only way to interfere with it is pretty much to dig it out of her arm. That is going to leave an awful mess. Here is what a birth control implant looks like from the outside:(3)Like I said earlier, you would have to prove that the female sailor intentionally knocked herself up to get out of deployment(as opposed to being a stupid 19 year old). Since this is a very, very, very hard thing to do it limits the punitive options to the command. Seriously, how would you prove it?
Yeah, removing that is going to take some determination. Then there is depo-provera which is injected. How the hell do you remove an injected substance? Sure it has to be repeated every three months - oh, wait, that's the length of the patrol isn't it? In any case, you don't need a doctor to learn how to inject something, I'm sure this can be handled by whatever medical staff on board, even if they're only regular sailors trained in advanced first aid. It just has to go into a muscle, no need to hunt for a blood vessel.
So... either the implant is still there, or she's been getting her regular shots. There was that too difficult? And if she does get pregnant while on either of those two forms of birth control then, pretty darn likely, it really IS an accidental failure and she's off the hook punishment wise. You might still have to remove her from an extended patrol, but what, that never happens to men for any reason, that something happens that's not their fault that interferes with their ability to perform their duties?
Two words: "DNA testing". Even if the woman opts for an abortion this can still be performed. If the military is serious about punshing both parties this can and should be done.Lonestar wrote:Oh, as a male junior enlisted person you can and will get in trouble if you knock up a female on your ship, even if you are the same paygrade and not in the same division. The problem is:
(1)Deny deny deny. The male sailor might deny it(what, males can't be douchbags too?).
DNA testing.(2)If the female is intentionally trying to get pregnant, she may have slept with more than one sailor. Then what?
Unfair, of course, if a number of men had unprotected sex with her and only one got "caught", but it might also be an incentive for the MEN to take responsibility for birth control if the odds of them being found out go up.
DNA testing. This also solves the problem of "the woman might not know who the father is".(3)The female might not tell who the father is.