Clown proves litteracy, takes seat in Legislature

[TimothyC]

Brazilian clown allowed to go to Congress
By TALES AZZONI
The Associated Press
Wednesday, December 1, 2010; 2:53 PM

SAO PAULO -- The congressman-elect may be a clown, but at least he can read and write.

The man who won more votes than any other candidate for Brazil's lower house has been cleared to take his seat because a judge has ruled he can read and write well enough to act as a congressman.

Judge Aloisio Silveira ruled on Wednesday that Francisco Silva did not lie when he signed a document swearing that he is literate.

Silva, who became famous as the clown Tiririca - "Grumpy" in Portuguese - received about 1.3 million votes in elections last October. But critics suggested he was illiterate and Silveira ruled there were discrepancies between the handwriting on Silva's application to run for Congress, on the document in which he swears he can read and write and in autographs he gave to fans.

Silveira ordered Silva to take a test in court proving he is literate, and the judge said on his sentence that the clown passed, "despite difficulties in writing."

Silva has attributed the discrepancies in his handwriting to the fact that his wife helped him fill out the congressional application because he has trouble holding a pen firmly between his thumb and index finger.

The judge said it doesn't matter who filled the application as long as Silva showed a minimum capacity to read and write.

A constitutional mandate requires that federal lawmakers be literate, but the judge said it rules out only those who are "totally illiterate."

Silva's campaign videos drew millions of viewers on the Internet, with slogans such as "It can't get any worse" and "What does a federal deputy do? Truly, I don't know. But vote for me and you'll find out."

He belongs to the Party of the Republic, which is allied with President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva.

He're hoping it works out sell for him.

[Shroom Man 777]

Pffft. Our congressman is a fucking world champion boxer who beats the crap out of Mexicans.

But man, Brazil's next Presidente's even better.

Dilma Rousseff

The daughter of a Bulgarian immigrant and a schoolteacher, Rousseff was raised in an upper middle class household in Belo Horizonte.[3] She became a socialist during her youth, and following the 1964 coup d'état joined various left-wing and Marxist urban guerrilla groups that fought against the military dictatorship. Rousseff was captured and jailed between 1970 and 1972 and reportedly tortured.