YESBill Seeks Tax Breaks for Men (and Women) with Facial Hair
By Lauren Fox
February 28, 2012
The American Mustache Institute claims to have found an ally in Maryland Republican Rep. Roscoe Bartlett. The 19-year congressman rocks a white stache of his own and has agreed to send down the legislative pipeline the so-called "Stache Act"—a law that would give folks with mustaches up to a $250 tax credit every year.
"He sent it over to Ways and Means [committee] without any recommendation of any kind at all," clarifies Bartlett spokeswoman Lisa Wright.
The mustache lobby argues people with over lip hair deserve a tax break because they spend so much to keep them looking sharp. Call it "facial stimulus"—with money spent on dying, trimming and waxing "contributing to the growth of the economy," proponents say.
Whisker proponents say Bartlett has promised to pass the "Stache Act" to the House Ways and Means Committee for study, a first step required for any tax legislation.
"There is a long road ahead for this important legislation," said AMI Chief Executive Officer Dr. Abraham Jonas Froman in a statement on the group's website. "We thank Representative Bartlett for stepping forward in the fight for fiscal parity for people of facial hair—both women and men."
Bartlett spokeswoman Wright declined to characterize the lawmaker's help as an "endorsement" of the whisker write-off.
"It is pretty common practice for advocates to portray that there is more than meets the eye," Wright says.
The "Stache Act" is based off of a white paper by Dr. John Yeutter, an Associate Professor of Accounting and Tax Policy at Northeastern State University, which states that the "social and environmental benefits to mustache growth and maintenance contribute to the growth of the economy."
"Given the clear link between the growing and maintenance of mustaches and incremental income ... mustache maintenance costs qualify for and should be considered as a deductible expense," Yeutter wrote.
The group is planning a "Million Mustache March" in Washington on April 1 where they hope to garner more attention for their legislation.
So far the group has sought to get their message out to Congress by hosting a news conference, meeting with the Congressional Committee on Taxation and teaming up with CATO, a libertarian tax reform group.
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I want in. I don't grow a mustache or beard but I can document care of my ear, nose, and back hair going back to 1989.
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Sounds nanny state to me; next you'll want compensation for your bizarre habit making you less employable too. SOCIALISM!
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You do know if everyone gets large tax breaks the goverment will be more broke than its now
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That's the idea. Starve the Beast, and let us return to the halcyon days of unregulated firearms ownership, home schooling and magnificent facial hair.
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Well, I don't know about the first two, but I think we totally need to make facial hair 'in' again.
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The tobacco lobby argues people who use tobacco deserve a tax break because they spend so much to keep themselves feeling good. Call it "smoker stimulus"—with money spent on cigarettes, cigars and chewing tobacco "contributing to the growth of the economy," proponents say.
The alcohol lobby argues people who use alcohol deserve a tax break because they spend so much to keep themselves feeling good. Call it "liver stimulus"—with money spent on beer, wine and single-malt scotch "contributing to the growth of the economy," proponents say.
*insert other frivolous unnecessary thing here*The tuxedo lobby argues people who wear tuxes deserve a tax break because they spend so much to keep themselves looking sharp. Call it "fancy stimulus"—with money spent on tuxes, bowties and spats "contributing to the growth of the economy," proponents say.
Mustaches are cool and all, but this is just silly.
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We can easily sterilise the revenue impact of this exciting proposal by imposing a sin tax on toupees. After all, there few things more corrosive to the body politic than the base misrepresentation of the male hairline.dragon wrote:You do know if everyone gets large tax breaks the goverment will be more broke than its now
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I think specific facial hairs should be encouraged more than others. If you grow your mutton chops into your stache for the steamboat captain look, you get more than imitation Ron Jeremy.
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I approve of this as a Moustachioed-American, and hope that there is an added beard benefit as well. By shaving less we consume less resources and thus save America while also helping us keep pace with Canada, who remains king of facial hair since Lanny McDonald.
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Am I the only one who sees this as an (extremely) early joke? Example:
On the other hand, I wonder how many women of Italian descent would also apply for such a tax deduction...OP wrote:The group is planning a "Million Mustache March" in Washington on April 1 where they hope to garner more attention for their legislation.
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We planned it that day so that the shaven rabble will be taken by surprise.
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SCRawl, are you suggesting the plans for a Million Moustache March are nothing more than a silly April Fool's Day prank?
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OP wrote:"There is a long road ahead for this important legislation," said AMI Chief Executive Officer Dr. Abraham Jonas Froman in a statement on the group's website. "We thank Representative Bartlett for stepping forward in the fight for fiscal parity for people of facial hair—both women and men."
OP wrote: AMI Chief Executive Officer Dr. Abraham Jonas Froman
OP wrote: Abraham Jonas Froman
Abe Froman? The sausage king of Chicago? Nice.
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