Cat arrested by Prison Guards
a cat in Brazil was used to smuggle cellphones and escape tools into a maximum security prison, The Cat was apprehended by the prison guards at the gate (just HOW THEY DID THAT I'M NOT SURE. but duct taped to the side of the white cat were, a cellphone, a charger, spare batteries, a new sim card, saws, drills, and other escape tools. cat was photographed alive being held by a heavy gloved prison guard....
Real life supervillian Cat
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Cat burglar?
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Ghetto edit . They should free the cat and find out where it returns to. A cat going between the prison and a supply station must have been trained to do so by supplying food. It will return to the responsible party.LaCroix wrote:Cat burglar?
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Re: Real life supervillian Cat
which may explain why the guards caught the cat, and detained it, she's probably wearing a tracking device collar now....
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Thing is, can cats be trained to do that? I'd expect to find about a dozen other similarly equipped cats who just ran off and are doing their own thing!
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Im guessing the prisoners just started feeding some local crazy cat lady's herd and their outside accomplices just picked the most reliable one
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I'm leaning more towards "elaborate practical joke", personally.
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While cats can't be trained to the same degree as dogs, they can be trained to a degree (ref housebreaking them or keeping them from clawing off the wallpapers) and they respond in a predictable manner in certain situations even without that (as everybody who has a cat and an electrical can opener knows). While I do expect the reliabilty of a scheme like this to be far from 100% I think it's workable.
I do pity the poor sod who is tasked with removing the equipment from the cat.
I do pity the poor sod who is tasked with removing the equipment from the cat.
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alcohol, 1 it breaks down the duct tape, two it functions as an anti-clawing anti-septic, three it helps calm the person dealing with the cat down.
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There's even a cat circus based out of Moscow.Batman wrote:While cats can't be trained to the same degree as dogs, they can be trained to a degree (ref housebreaking them or keeping them from clawing off the wallpapers) and they respond in a predictable manner in certain situations even without that (as everybody who has a cat and an electrical can opener knows). While I do expect the reliability of a scheme like this to be far from 100% I think it's workable.
I do pity the poor sod who is tasked with removing the equipment from the cat.
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