"The Bible" miniseries casts Obama lookalike as Satan
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Re: "The Bible" miniseries casts Obama lookalike as Satan
What are you referring to? The only association between Job and Satan I can find is pretty innocuous.
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Re: "The Bible" miniseries casts Obama lookalike as Satan
Not really. It was all God's doing, the Devil was just saying "I bet he won't still worship your ass after you do this to him!". Then God does it, and like abused spouses everywhere Job kept on trucking.Losonti Tokash wrote:Job?
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Re: "The Bible" miniseries casts Obama lookalike as Satan
Ah, misremembered it.
Re: "The Bible" miniseries casts Obama lookalike as Satan
He tempts Jesus in the desert, but I don't know if that's "objectively evil". I guess if you consider any demonic activity to be an extension of Satan's actions, then in the New Testament demons fuck with innocent peoples' mental health all the time (e.g. the possessed maniac who lives in a graveyard). Also, if you retcon the serpent in Genesis to be Satan, then there's that as well.Ziggy Stardust wrote:In the Bible, does the Devil actually even do anything objectively evil?
Anyway, asking about "objective evil" when it comes to the Bible is somewhat meaningless, since the Bible essentially defines "evil" in terms of anything that contradicts God's will.
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Re: "The Bible" miniseries casts Obama lookalike as Satan
Well, Archangel Michael kicked his ass when he rebelled, and 'favorite' doesn't equate 'powerful'. But at least Satan didn't make a habit out of intervening in all of mankind's wars and has been content with making chicks dance naked in the forest to charm a man (oh, the ways people disguised pornography in the Middle Ages).FTeik wrote:Being compared to the devil should be quite flattering. He is the second most powerful being in existance after all (and being compared to the most powerful would be blasphemy ).
Ποταμοῖσι τοῖσιν αὐτοῖσιν ἐμϐαίνουσιν, ἕτερα καὶ ἕτερα ὕδατα ἐπιρρεῖ. Δὶς ἐς τὸν αὐτὸν ποταμὸν οὐκ ἂν ἐμβαίης.
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Re: "The Bible" miniseries casts Obama lookalike as Satan
Doesn't Bible claim he is actually ruler of Earth? By that, we can infer he is in fact legally responsible for a lot of crap that happened on his watch. QEDDr. Trainwreck wrote:But at least Satan didn't make a habit out of intervening in all of mankind's wars and has been content with making chicks dance naked in the forest to charm a man (oh, the ways people disguised pornography in the Middle Ages).
Wouldn't sceptic just shrug and point to PAPERCLIP?Civil War Man wrote:Nazi scientist X working on unknown classified project and his entire staff mysteriously disappear at the end of WWII. Skeptics claim that they were likely all summarily executed by Allied troops and dumped in a shallow mass grave
I mean, if even Von Braun and Unit 731 were grabbed instead of being shoot, the above is actually very unlikely...
Re: "The Bible" miniseries casts Obama lookalike as Satan
Satan's on-screen presence in the Bible is pretty limited, and in any event, his job description is tempting people into sin/rebellion against God. Kicking puppies is beneath him, I would presume.
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Re: "The Bible" miniseries casts Obama lookalike as Satan
Out of all people fighting wars, all prayed to God to help them. Roughly half of them won and roughly half of them died, so statistics say that God intervenes. And since he recognizes Satan as ruler of the earth in the Bible, he intervenes illegally.Irbis wrote:Doesn't Bible claim he is actually ruler of Earth? By that, we can infer he is in fact legally responsible for a lot of crap that happened on his watch. QEDDr. Trainwreck wrote:But at least Satan didn't make a habit out of intervening in all of mankind's wars and has been content with making chicks dance naked in the forest to charm a man (oh, the ways people disguised pornography in the Middle Ages).
Wait... the Bible also says about God's final victory. So he vows to invade Satan's land and depose him? In the same document where he acknowledges his sovereignty? And people actually worship this guy?
Ποταμοῖσι τοῖσιν αὐτοῖσιν ἐμϐαίνουσιν, ἕτερα καὶ ἕτερα ὕδατα ἐπιρρεῖ. Δὶς ἐς τὸν αὐτὸν ποταμὸν οὐκ ἂν ἐμβαίης.
The seller was a Filipino called Dr. Wilson Lim, a self-declared friend of the M.I.L.F. -Grumman
The seller was a Filipino called Dr. Wilson Lim, a self-declared friend of the M.I.L.F. -Grumman